Brandon
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34. Twin dad. Chemistry teacher & baseball coach. Baseball hat connoisseur. #SELL #HookEm #BearDown
Prediction: Yamamoto came out of the game earlier than we all expected because he’s absolutely throwing at least 2 innings in Game 7.
November 1, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Prediction: Yamamoto came out of the game earlier than we all expected because he’s absolutely throwing at least 2 innings in Game 7.
Trying to reason with a toddler is a lot like thinking your two years of Spanish in high school is going to help you communicate with the old lady in your neighborhood that actually only speaks Russian.
October 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Trying to reason with a toddler is a lot like thinking your two years of Spanish in high school is going to help you communicate with the old lady in your neighborhood that actually only speaks Russian.
My favorite part about the Max Muncy double play is that it’s also a 404 foot fielder’s choice. lmao.
October 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
My favorite part about the Max Muncy double play is that it’s also a 404 foot fielder’s choice. lmao.
Hello from the Arizona Fall League.
October 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Hello from the Arizona Fall League.
How has someone not made binoculars that actually work for people that wear glasses? The technology can’t be that hard.
September 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
How has someone not made binoculars that actually work for people that wear glasses? The technology can’t be that hard.
The thing we need to talk more about is that the ABS Challenge system is going to be powered by T-Mobile, so you know it’s gonna have spotty coverage. Could MLB not afford Verizon? I’d even settle for AT&T.
September 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The thing we need to talk more about is that the ABS Challenge system is going to be powered by T-Mobile, so you know it’s gonna have spotty coverage. Could MLB not afford Verizon? I’d even settle for AT&T.
So what time is this rapture supposed to happen? Would make for a great birthday present.
September 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
So what time is this rapture supposed to happen? Would make for a great birthday present.
Obligatory photo from today’s seats in a suite.
September 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Obligatory photo from today’s seats in a suite.
I feel like the Dbags are just picking on Bohm on purpose now. lmao
September 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I feel like the Dbags are just picking on Bohm on purpose now. lmao
Ya boy lives in the wrong place to have anxiety about thunderstorms.
September 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Ya boy lives in the wrong place to have anxiety about thunderstorms.
Unprecedented amounts of fucking around and finding out going on rn. Love to see it. lmao
Blake Treinen's stats since he wrote Charlie Kirk on his hat:
3.0 IP, 5 Runs, 9.00 ERA, 0 Ks, 1.667 WHIP, and 3 LOSSES
3.0 IP, 5 Runs, 9.00 ERA, 0 Ks, 1.667 WHIP, and 3 LOSSES
September 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Unprecedented amounts of fucking around and finding out going on rn. Love to see it. lmao
For a second week in a row, the Cardinals are really trying to blow this game.
September 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
For a second week in a row, the Cardinals are really trying to blow this game.
Awesome to have Shea and Kurtz get to 30 taters this season. Now we just need Rook to get there too. Imagine if this organization was actually competent.
September 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Awesome to have Shea and Kurtz get to 30 taters this season. Now we just need Rook to get there too. Imagine if this organization was actually competent.
Cardinals are really trying their hardest to blow this one, huh?
September 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Cardinals are really trying their hardest to blow this one, huh?
Thought leaping over the line to block a kick was illegal?
September 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Thought leaping over the line to block a kick was illegal?
What in the hell is on Silseth’s jersey??
September 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
What in the hell is on Silseth’s jersey??
My kids have been watching this show called Miraculous Ladybug lately. It’s a French show produced by the Japanese, but it’s also available in English. And it’s… fascinating.
September 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM
My kids have been watching this show called Miraculous Ladybug lately. It’s a French show produced by the Japanese, but it’s also available in English. And it’s… fascinating.
Reposted by Brandon
KYLE SCHWARBER FOUR HOME RUN GAME FOR MY KING
a man wearing a phillies jersey is standing in the dugout
Alt: Kyle Schwarber screams with joy
media.tenor.com
August 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
KYLE SCHWARBER FOUR HOME RUN GAME FOR MY KING
Who asked for this???
August 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Who asked for this???
Wait. Was that fruit with chamoy and tajin?! Is Sacramento cultured??
August 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Wait. Was that fruit with chamoy and tajin?! Is Sacramento cultured??
If only the A’s had a proven flame-throwing closer.
August 27, 2025 at 4:59 AM
If only the A’s had a proven flame-throwing closer.
Oof. Horrible strike call.
August 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Oof. Horrible strike call.
That’s on me, guys. I turned the A’s game on and the first pitch I saw was a salami with mustard.
August 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
That’s on me, guys. I turned the A’s game on and the first pitch I saw was a salami with mustard.