Brandon
@killertwindad.bsky.social
34. Twin dad. Chemistry teacher & baseball coach. Baseball hat connoisseur. #SELL #HookEm #BearDown
Hello from the Arizona Fall League.
October 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Hello from the Arizona Fall League.
Obligatory photo from today’s seats in a suite.
September 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Obligatory photo from today’s seats in a suite.
Finally tried the Mt Dew worms. They’re incredible and will definitely be replacing my usual go-to fruit punch ones. Also tried the soda. Stay clear of it imo. Doesn’t taste like cherry or lemon and it only comes in zero sugar.
September 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Finally tried the Mt Dew worms. They’re incredible and will definitely be replacing my usual go-to fruit punch ones. Also tried the soda. Stay clear of it imo. Doesn’t taste like cherry or lemon and it only comes in zero sugar.
Who asked for this???
August 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Who asked for this???
Ain’t nobody outsummering me boi.
May 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Ain’t nobody outsummering me boi.
When you try to watch the Super Bowl with toddlers, sometimes you have to improvise. Like using their table for your food spread, or brining in another TV so they can still watch Paw Patrol.
February 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
When you try to watch the Super Bowl with toddlers, sometimes you have to improvise. Like using their table for your food spread, or brining in another TV so they can still watch Paw Patrol.
Out with the old and in with the new! Kind of.
February 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Out with the old and in with the new! Kind of.
Bananas games really are a vibe.
February 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Bananas games really are a vibe.
Until the day that I fucking die (or it actually happens) SELL THE TEAM.
January 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Until the day that I fucking die (or it actually happens) SELL THE TEAM.
It’s the mascot they deserve tbh.
January 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
It’s the mascot they deserve tbh.
Finally got my Coli dirt thanks to @lastdivebar.bsky.social.
Strongly considering adding the second bag to my baseball field so that it can be used again. 🥲
Strongly considering adding the second bag to my baseball field so that it can be used again. 🥲
January 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Finally got my Coli dirt thanks to @lastdivebar.bsky.social.
Strongly considering adding the second bag to my baseball field so that it can be used again. 🥲
Strongly considering adding the second bag to my baseball field so that it can be used again. 🥲
Thank goodness my kids can’t read… yet. Christmas bout to be a real pain once they can tho. No more hiding big gifts by the front door.
December 24, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Thank goodness my kids can’t read… yet. Christmas bout to be a real pain once they can tho. No more hiding big gifts by the front door.
Everyone say hello and goodnight to Dave Kavurkey. He’s a smaller bird than John J. Turkey II, but he makes up for it by being (an) extra juicy (liar)! I look forward to roasting him tomorrow and then feasting upon his flesh.
December 24, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Everyone say hello and goodnight to Dave Kavurkey. He’s a smaller bird than John J. Turkey II, but he makes up for it by being (an) extra juicy (liar)! I look forward to roasting him tomorrow and then feasting upon his flesh.
Target was a bust. Mostly generic and lame holiday stuff. BUT I think I found something good at Walmart.
December 18, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Target was a bust. Mostly generic and lame holiday stuff. BUT I think I found something good at Walmart.
Let’s fucking goooooooo.
December 9, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Let’s fucking goooooooo.
I’ve already had half of it, but drink number 2 is a Oaxacan Old Fashioned. Mezcal, cherry, orange, and mole bitters. Incredible stuff. Now *this* is the perfect ode to @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social.
November 30, 2024 at 2:18 AM
I’ve already had half of it, but drink number 2 is a Oaxacan Old Fashioned. Mezcal, cherry, orange, and mole bitters. Incredible stuff. Now *this* is the perfect ode to @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social.
It’s not whiskey, but I was definitely thinking of @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social when ordering this one. Started with a simple ranch water. Tequila, lime, sparkling water, and a tajin rim.
November 30, 2024 at 1:45 AM
It’s not whiskey, but I was definitely thinking of @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social when ordering this one. Started with a simple ranch water. Tequila, lime, sparkling water, and a tajin rim.
Goodnight, John J. Turkey II. I look forward to slowly roasting you in my oven tomorrow.
November 28, 2024 at 4:48 AM
Goodnight, John J. Turkey II. I look forward to slowly roasting you in my oven tomorrow.
The Salt River Rafters are your 2024 Arizona Fall League Champions.
November 17, 2024 at 3:51 AM
The Salt River Rafters are your 2024 Arizona Fall League Champions.
Hello from the Arizona Fall League Championship Game.
November 17, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Hello from the Arizona Fall League Championship Game.
You uh… might want to take that one back.
November 11, 2024 at 9:30 PM
You uh… might want to take that one back.