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May 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Kristi Gnome (dog, goat, gravel pit aficionado, ICE cosplayer, Department of Homeland Publicity Secretary) thinks we should have a reality show called "The American" where immigrants compete for the "honor" of a fast-track to citizenship.

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May 16, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Does Qatar Force One come with an onboard McDonald's?
May 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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May 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
May 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Fat Donnie Two Scoops had now been updated to Fat Donnie Two Dolls
May 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
"Why, General Munroe. How nice to see you in the 5000 block."
April 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
People who don't know the difference between entomology and etymology bug me in ways I can't put into words.
April 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Hawaiian is the exact etymological opposite of French. You pronounce all of the vowels. Sometimes twice.
April 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Ochregrabbinführer is a Soviet-era Russian @$$hat... oops... asset. I meant asset.
April 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I'm going to start a new conspiracy theory.

There is no Earth. We live in a gigantic soundstage covered in green screen, floating in a void.
April 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I still think it's hilarious that female empowerment was sent into low orbit by a phallus-shaped device.
April 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Boot to the Head Studios is 25 years old. Kilgore Art and Design is 10.

My shoestring budget is made of carbon nanotubes.
April 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Wicket and the Walker

Wicket squares off on his adversary and prepares his shot...

"David and Goliath" analogy from the galaxy far, far away...

Also, this is a tribute to Ralph McQuarrie. Rest in peace, brother

Characters ©Lucasfilm/Disney
Art ©Boot to the Head Studios & Kilgore Art and Design
April 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Chief U.S. District Judge James E. Boasberg of Washington, D.C. threatens to hold the Trump Administration in contempt for his abuses of the Alien Enemies Act of 1798.

Funny, because I have nothing BUT contempt for the Trump Administration because he's a domestic enemy of the State.
April 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Can you say "IMPOTUS is using his office to enrich himself and his friends via insider trading," boys and girls? I knew you could!
April 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Pretty sure this <gestures at everything> is what happens when you don't read the terms and conditions.
April 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Reposted by Kilgore is Here
Kidnapping.

Capturing a person against their will without due process is called kidnapping.

Transporting them to another country without due process is called human trafficking.

A squalid extrajudicial prison for people found guilty of no crime is called a concentration camp.
stop calling things deportation just because they call it deportation.

-You cannot legally deport people without due process.

-You cannot legally deport citizens.

-They are defining down deportation to break the law.
Leavitt confirmed that the WH is working on deporting US citizens to El Salvador
April 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
April 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Hints of a 90-day pause on the BS tariffs.

"Buy the dips!"
- Donnie Dipṣhıŧ, Jr.
April 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I had to go to the doctor a couple days ago. On the intake form, one of the boxes you had to tick was religion. They actually had an option for Jedi.

What? I have a lightsaber! Granted, it's a Darth Vader one, but still...
April 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I need to come up with a nom de guerre like Ron Vara...

Rikloge. Grokile. Ergokli.
April 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
JFC. YouTube is 20 years old.

I'll be 50 two weeks from tomorrow.
April 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I think I'm done for the day, but I like the amount of work I was able to get done.

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April 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM