I have always been continually appalled at how people who are not safe controlling a shopping trolley in a store then get into a vehicle and drive off.

In other words, never mind scientists - sailors of antiquity knew the earth was a sphere.

""A man you can bait with a tweet is not a man we can trust with nuclear weapons." — Hillary Clinton, 28 July 20freakin'16

I was gonna say: the Royal Mile In Edinburgh is *crammed* with tweed stores.

*clunks foamy tankard of something that might be from Club Tropicana*

Then this morning the dentist’s radio bombed the shit out of the remains, just to make sure.

Fingers crossed it all goes well! Did you remember to pack?