Todd Ciolek
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Todd Ciolek
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I like a lot of things about Vice: Project Doom, including its laser whip! For a bonus, here's what might be the most unintentionally filthy line in an NES game.

www.kidfenris.com/2025/10/vice...
November 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Mole Mania is a game that speaks more and more to me the older I get.
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Technically Nintendo has Tetris Attack's original version on their online service (as Panel de Pon) but it doesn’t have the various Yoshi's Island characters, and that means it doesn't have this adorably disinterested yellow Yoshi.
November 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Wow, what a game that was.
November 2, 2025 at 3:51 AM
This rules. I tried it out just a little and I love how even the townspeople look a bit deranged.
November 1, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Tired: Super Mario Bros. 2 was called Doki Doki Panic in Japan.

Inspired: The Adventures of Bayou Billy was called Mad City in Japan but the katakana could be misread as "Mad Shitty."
October 16, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I like how the ending of Metal Slug 3 has the characters tossing their handguns into the water...and the sinking firearm in the credits changes depending on who throws it away.
October 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
This quote reads like a desperate attempt to say something interesting about Xabungle.

I guess "It's the biggest 1980s mecha anime where the hero looks like a hobbit" was too long.
October 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Just as long as I don't botch the Boobeam fight and end up grinding for weapon meter refills.
October 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
October 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
October 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
So this guy was pretty much wrong about everything.
October 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I am looking at noodle stopper toys on Suruga-ya despite the tariffs killing any desire to buy stuff there, and I can do without them casting aspersions like this.
October 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Final Fantasy Tactics: Okay, are you ready for the ultimate case of "I CAN FIX HER"?

Me: I never am, but there's no skipping the Milleuda battle. Let's get it over with.
October 5, 2025 at 4:12 AM
There are three essential steps in the Rygar Workout Plan.
September 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I'd get this Astro Boy for a lawn decoration, but it might get vandalized by rowdy Prince Planet fans.
September 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I need these to put outside my front door like libraries do with lion statues.
September 26, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Share your favorite black and white movie.
September 24, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I like how the goblin pawns in this ad look like they're holding toothbrushes.

Meanwhile in the NES game they look like they're holding little mirrors.

www.kidfenris.com/2023/07/litt...
September 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I love this mash-up of Shanghai and Revenge of the Gator, as Lolo looks on with concern.
September 12, 2025 at 9:28 AM
I always felt bad for that one enemy soldier running alongside the speeding train in the mine stage of Gunstar Heroes. He's just trying to get away! Why aren't you helping him, Gunstar Red and/or Blue?
September 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
My reaction to pretty much anything:
September 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
If you're up for reading something totally frivolous, I wrote about Battle Beasts and why I like them.

www.kidfenris.com/2025/08/batt...
September 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Yeah, it reminded me of that. The Snake's Revenge manual also says that John went missing in Vietnam for a good while, so who knows what he was up to...
September 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
So did the script intend to reveal that John was a spy all along, and did the translation muddle that by implying that Snake merely fought a fake version of him? That would explain why Snake never bothers looking for the real John afterwards, and why John's records get covered up at the end.
September 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM