Whore King Wenceslarse 🏳️🌈 🦿🍂
@khawking.bsky.social
Amputee | Aspiring writer | Gamer | Big Gay Nerd | Horror Fan | Wrestling Fan | Leftie | LGBTQIA+ Support Charity Worker | Collector of Bookmarks | British Gameshow Enthusiast
I've got to entertain guests so go and give this stupid sexy twink a load of crap on my behalf!
Doing my first post Christmas stream, playing some Outlast Trials😈come join
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December 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I've got to entertain guests so go and give this stupid sexy twink a load of crap on my behalf!
Switched my light bar in the front room on and synched it to change colour with my music.
Started playing Will Ospreay's entrance music before entering the room.
I've never felt so epic. Would highly recommend.
Started playing Will Ospreay's entrance music before entering the room.
I've never felt so epic. Would highly recommend.
December 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Switched my light bar in the front room on and synched it to change colour with my music.
Started playing Will Ospreay's entrance music before entering the room.
I've never felt so epic. Would highly recommend.
Started playing Will Ospreay's entrance music before entering the room.
I've never felt so epic. Would highly recommend.
Breakfast with my parents then *urgh* lunch with his family.
Including the 'mildly racist and deeply homophobic uncle'. This'll be fun.
So to you all, I wish you a very Titty Titstits.
TITS!
Is it too late to pretend to have 24hr death?
Including the 'mildly racist and deeply homophobic uncle'. This'll be fun.
So to you all, I wish you a very Titty Titstits.
TITS!
Is it too late to pretend to have 24hr death?
December 25, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Breakfast with my parents then *urgh* lunch with his family.
Including the 'mildly racist and deeply homophobic uncle'. This'll be fun.
So to you all, I wish you a very Titty Titstits.
TITS!
Is it too late to pretend to have 24hr death?
Including the 'mildly racist and deeply homophobic uncle'. This'll be fun.
So to you all, I wish you a very Titty Titstits.
TITS!
Is it too late to pretend to have 24hr death?
21 presents to wrap.
TWENTY ONE! *sigh*
Still, imagine how many there would be if I was actually likeable!
Time for Gremlins!
TWENTY ONE! *sigh*
Still, imagine how many there would be if I was actually likeable!
Time for Gremlins!
December 24, 2025 at 1:05 PM
21 presents to wrap.
TWENTY ONE! *sigh*
Still, imagine how many there would be if I was actually likeable!
Time for Gremlins!
TWENTY ONE! *sigh*
Still, imagine how many there would be if I was actually likeable!
Time for Gremlins!
No one kicked a Myrka.
0/10
0/10
December 22, 2025 at 10:04 AM
No one kicked a Myrka.
0/10
0/10
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this is the ideal gay couple.
you may not like it, but this is what peak faggotry looks like.
you may not like it, but this is what peak faggotry looks like.
December 21, 2025 at 10:09 AM
this is the ideal gay couple.
you may not like it, but this is what peak faggotry looks like.
you may not like it, but this is what peak faggotry looks like.
Spent a large portion of my day yesterday carefully opening every chocolate in the tub of Celebrations, swapping them with another and resealing them just to annoy the other half.
It worked! Now he's got his Snickers in a Twix.
It worked! Now he's got his Snickers in a Twix.
December 20, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Spent a large portion of my day yesterday carefully opening every chocolate in the tub of Celebrations, swapping them with another and resealing them just to annoy the other half.
It worked! Now he's got his Snickers in a Twix.
It worked! Now he's got his Snickers in a Twix.
Me : 'Ah. First day off of a 16 day shutdown. Think I'll have a nice long lie in where it's lovely, comfortable and warm with an annoying, but asleep, twat'.
Fire alarm in the shop downstairs at 05:10am : 'NO! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!'.
Tits.
Fire alarm in the shop downstairs at 05:10am : 'NO! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!'.
Tits.
December 20, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Me : 'Ah. First day off of a 16 day shutdown. Think I'll have a nice long lie in where it's lovely, comfortable and warm with an annoying, but asleep, twat'.
Fire alarm in the shop downstairs at 05:10am : 'NO! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!'.
Tits.
Fire alarm in the shop downstairs at 05:10am : 'NO! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!'.
Tits.
Final work day of the year and as you can imagine, no one seems to be doing anything.
So, a very large coffee has been ordered, The Lego Movie Game has been booted up and Spirited Away is ready to begin.
The gays can wait until next year.
So, a very large coffee has been ordered, The Lego Movie Game has been booted up and Spirited Away is ready to begin.
The gays can wait until next year.
December 19, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Final work day of the year and as you can imagine, no one seems to be doing anything.
So, a very large coffee has been ordered, The Lego Movie Game has been booted up and Spirited Away is ready to begin.
The gays can wait until next year.
So, a very large coffee has been ordered, The Lego Movie Game has been booted up and Spirited Away is ready to begin.
The gays can wait until next year.
What screams 'Festive' more than a game of hide and seek with probable drilling, shooting and fisting?
Join Us from 6pmish.
Join Us from 6pmish.
Gonna be streaming some outlast trials around 6pm today 😈gonna try out invasion mode again
a man in a top hat has a red light coming out of his chest
ALT: a man in a top hat has a red light coming out of his chest
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
What screams 'Festive' more than a game of hide and seek with probable drilling, shooting and fisting?
Join Us from 6pmish.
Join Us from 6pmish.
Had roofers in first thing this morning to have a look at a job.
They appear to have accidently left two hi vis vests here. One yellow and one orange.
Now what could we possibly do with them? Any suggestions involving hard helmets will be...considered.
They appear to have accidently left two hi vis vests here. One yellow and one orange.
Now what could we possibly do with them? Any suggestions involving hard helmets will be...considered.
December 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Had roofers in first thing this morning to have a look at a job.
They appear to have accidently left two hi vis vests here. One yellow and one orange.
Now what could we possibly do with them? Any suggestions involving hard helmets will be...considered.
They appear to have accidently left two hi vis vests here. One yellow and one orange.
Now what could we possibly do with them? Any suggestions involving hard helmets will be...considered.
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As a compassionate and principled person I'm absolutely against capital punishment, it's morally and ethically unjustifiable.
But I'd consider bringing it back for the person who decided to put Eclairs into Cadbury's Miniatures.
But I'd consider bringing it back for the person who decided to put Eclairs into Cadbury's Miniatures.
December 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
As a compassionate and principled person I'm absolutely against capital punishment, it's morally and ethically unjustifiable.
But I'd consider bringing it back for the person who decided to put Eclairs into Cadbury's Miniatures.
But I'd consider bringing it back for the person who decided to put Eclairs into Cadbury's Miniatures.
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I dunno. 95% versus 3% seems like *quite* a clear consensus to me.
Boost for artists in AI copyright battle as only 3% back UK active opt-out plan
Liz Kendall faces pressure from campaigners as she tells parliament there is no clear consensus on issue
www.theguardian.com
December 16, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I dunno. 95% versus 3% seems like *quite* a clear consensus to me.
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It’s Santa taking down an AT-AT!
December 15, 2025 at 9:13 AM
It’s Santa taking down an AT-AT!
Car has just driven past blaring the closing theme from Only Fools & Horses so loud we could hear it from the bedroom.
I have no idea how to react.
I have no idea how to react.
December 14, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Car has just driven past blaring the closing theme from Only Fools & Horses so loud we could hear it from the bedroom.
I have no idea how to react.
I have no idea how to react.
Wake Up Dead Man is very good BUT it was missing something for me that the first two films had and that is a strong Benoit Blanc characterisation.
Sadly in this he just didn't shine as much as he did previously.
Still, Josh O'Connor in a dog collar. 10/10!
Sadly in this he just didn't shine as much as he did previously.
Still, Josh O'Connor in a dog collar. 10/10!
December 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Wake Up Dead Man is very good BUT it was missing something for me that the first two films had and that is a strong Benoit Blanc characterisation.
Sadly in this he just didn't shine as much as he did previously.
Still, Josh O'Connor in a dog collar. 10/10!
Sadly in this he just didn't shine as much as he did previously.
Still, Josh O'Connor in a dog collar. 10/10!
RIP Jim Ward.
A bigger part of my growing up than I realised.
Especially these two characters.
A bigger part of my growing up than I realised.
Especially these two characters.
December 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
RIP Jim Ward.
A bigger part of my growing up than I realised.
Especially these two characters.
A bigger part of my growing up than I realised.
Especially these two characters.
Time to rewatch Glass Onion again ready for tomorrow.
Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to put Josh O'Connor in one of my favourite genres with one of my favourite fictional characters of the last decade?
I'm not going to survive.
H will be a VERY happy boy though!!!
Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to put Josh O'Connor in one of my favourite genres with one of my favourite fictional characters of the last decade?
I'm not going to survive.
H will be a VERY happy boy though!!!
December 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Time to rewatch Glass Onion again ready for tomorrow.
Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to put Josh O'Connor in one of my favourite genres with one of my favourite fictional characters of the last decade?
I'm not going to survive.
H will be a VERY happy boy though!!!
Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to put Josh O'Connor in one of my favourite genres with one of my favourite fictional characters of the last decade?
I'm not going to survive.
H will be a VERY happy boy though!!!
I bought a tree!
We never did any kind of decorating for Christmas all the years I spent with my ex but now...
Okay it's only a 2ft one but gotta start somewhere!
I even got a tacky glittery pink star for the top!
There's only one top that gets a fairy on it in this flat!
We never did any kind of decorating for Christmas all the years I spent with my ex but now...
Okay it's only a 2ft one but gotta start somewhere!
I even got a tacky glittery pink star for the top!
There's only one top that gets a fairy on it in this flat!
December 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I bought a tree!
We never did any kind of decorating for Christmas all the years I spent with my ex but now...
Okay it's only a 2ft one but gotta start somewhere!
I even got a tacky glittery pink star for the top!
There's only one top that gets a fairy on it in this flat!
We never did any kind of decorating for Christmas all the years I spent with my ex but now...
Okay it's only a 2ft one but gotta start somewhere!
I even got a tacky glittery pink star for the top!
There's only one top that gets a fairy on it in this flat!
If I have to put up with the same tedious Die Hard bollocks every sodding year, you're now going to start getting me aggressively arguing for this!
December 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
If I have to put up with the same tedious Die Hard bollocks every sodding year, you're now going to start getting me aggressively arguing for this!
Finally caught up with TWBTLATS and really impressed.
Mind you, I'd have been impressed with Fear Her if it had come after The Reality War!
Nice to see Russell Tovey returning to a 'man who has no idea what's going on' role. He does it so well.
And there's Mama The Hutt as well.
Mind you, I'd have been impressed with Fear Her if it had come after The Reality War!
Nice to see Russell Tovey returning to a 'man who has no idea what's going on' role. He does it so well.
And there's Mama The Hutt as well.
December 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Finally caught up with TWBTLATS and really impressed.
Mind you, I'd have been impressed with Fear Her if it had come after The Reality War!
Nice to see Russell Tovey returning to a 'man who has no idea what's going on' role. He does it so well.
And there's Mama The Hutt as well.
Mind you, I'd have been impressed with Fear Her if it had come after The Reality War!
Nice to see Russell Tovey returning to a 'man who has no idea what's going on' role. He does it so well.
And there's Mama The Hutt as well.
Should NOT be letting the actions of a drag queen who doesn't have the talent, wit or pensonality to be an act, let alone be the actual host, still get to him 48 hours later but here we are...
December 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Should NOT be letting the actions of a drag queen who doesn't have the talent, wit or pensonality to be an act, let alone be the actual host, still get to him 48 hours later but here we are...
Still feeling like absolute shit so thought I'd give Changing Ends a try.
One series down and already enjoying it far more than I thought I would. The kid who plays young Alan Carr is absolutely fantastic.
One series down and already enjoying it far more than I thought I would. The kid who plays young Alan Carr is absolutely fantastic.
December 7, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Still feeling like absolute shit so thought I'd give Changing Ends a try.
One series down and already enjoying it far more than I thought I would. The kid who plays young Alan Carr is absolutely fantastic.
One series down and already enjoying it far more than I thought I would. The kid who plays young Alan Carr is absolutely fantastic.
I wasn't going to say anything but the reason last night sucked so much was because the host was made aware of my disability and then proceeded to make fun of it.
That wasn't a problem. The problem was them saying the same things over and over again...for 3 hours. It made me feel like shit, ugly
That wasn't a problem. The problem was them saying the same things over and over again...for 3 hours. It made me feel like shit, ugly
December 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I wasn't going to say anything but the reason last night sucked so much was because the host was made aware of my disability and then proceeded to make fun of it.
That wasn't a problem. The problem was them saying the same things over and over again...for 3 hours. It made me feel like shit, ugly
That wasn't a problem. The problem was them saying the same things over and over again...for 3 hours. It made me feel like shit, ugly
Being allowed to watch some wrestling (usually have to wait until he's gone to work) so chosen Backlash 2000.
Yes it's about 2 hours and 45 minutes. Yes I'm forcing him to watch it all. No he doesn't yet know this.
Yes it's about 2 hours and 45 minutes. Yes I'm forcing him to watch it all. No he doesn't yet know this.
December 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Being allowed to watch some wrestling (usually have to wait until he's gone to work) so chosen Backlash 2000.
Yes it's about 2 hours and 45 minutes. Yes I'm forcing him to watch it all. No he doesn't yet know this.
Yes it's about 2 hours and 45 minutes. Yes I'm forcing him to watch it all. No he doesn't yet know this.