Hawking 🏳️🌈 🦿🍂
@khawking.bsky.social
Amputee | Aspiring writer | Gamer | Big Gay Nerd | Horror Fan | Wrestling Fan | Leftie | LGBTQIA+ Support Charity Worker | Collector of Bookmarks | British Gameshow Enthusiast
I'm not entirely sure where I am but there appear to be gays here!
GAYS!!!!!!
GAYS!!!!!!
January 31, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I'm not entirely sure where I am but there appear to be gays here!
GAYS!!!!!!
GAYS!!!!!!
Yes, I've seen all the things that have happened today.
I'll deal with and process them when we're back home on Monday.
And there I was thinking that the only big thing to happen this week was the Heartstopper Patreon pages ending.
I'll deal with and process them when we're back home on Monday.
And there I was thinking that the only big thing to happen this week was the Heartstopper Patreon pages ending.
January 30, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Yes, I've seen all the things that have happened today.
I'll deal with and process them when we're back home on Monday.
And there I was thinking that the only big thing to happen this week was the Heartstopper Patreon pages ending.
I'll deal with and process them when we're back home on Monday.
And there I was thinking that the only big thing to happen this week was the Heartstopper Patreon pages ending.
All groups cancelled today. 30ish mph winds and a sky so dark I've already had to put the lights on, it's not even half past one.
No rain yet but thank the gods I haven't got to venture outside. I don't envy the old fella who just delivered my prescription.
Time for Horror of Fang Rock I suppose.
No rain yet but thank the gods I haven't got to venture outside. I don't envy the old fella who just delivered my prescription.
Time for Horror of Fang Rock I suppose.
January 27, 2026 at 1:29 PM
All groups cancelled today. 30ish mph winds and a sky so dark I've already had to put the lights on, it's not even half past one.
No rain yet but thank the gods I haven't got to venture outside. I don't envy the old fella who just delivered my prescription.
Time for Horror of Fang Rock I suppose.
No rain yet but thank the gods I haven't got to venture outside. I don't envy the old fella who just delivered my prescription.
Time for Horror of Fang Rock I suppose.
Spent the last hour wandering around the flat singing 'Thunderbirds Are Go!'.
I wonder who/what could have caused that!
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I wonder who/what could have caused that!
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January 27, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Spent the last hour wandering around the flat singing 'Thunderbirds Are Go!'.
I wonder who/what could have caused that!
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I wonder who/what could have caused that!
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Every Tory who defects to ReCon is weirdly making the Conservatives more electable.
January 26, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Every Tory who defects to ReCon is weirdly making the Conservatives more electable.
Banned from my own kitchen.
*sigh* It was only a matter of time.
*sigh* It was only a matter of time.
January 22, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Banned from my own kitchen.
*sigh* It was only a matter of time.
*sigh* It was only a matter of time.
When he says 'us', he means Russia right?
Trump in Davos, Switzerland:
"Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German".
German is the main language of Switzerland.
"Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German".
German is the main language of Switzerland.
January 21, 2026 at 5:40 PM
When he says 'us', he means Russia right?
It's been pointed out to me by said 'him' that it was actually July, August is only five months before January and I'm an idiot.
He is correct on all three counts, especially the last one.
Leave me alone. I've had to climb stairs multiple times today!!!
He is correct on all three counts, especially the last one.
Leave me alone. I've had to climb stairs multiple times today!!!
In August, on finding out someone I knew had never seen The Thing, I invited him round to watch it that very night.
Today, six months to the date of that day because we're both sentimental, he's moved in with me.
Whilst I couldn't be any happier about this...where am I gonna put all his stuff?
Today, six months to the date of that day because we're both sentimental, he's moved in with me.
Whilst I couldn't be any happier about this...where am I gonna put all his stuff?
January 18, 2026 at 6:14 PM
It's been pointed out to me by said 'him' that it was actually July, August is only five months before January and I'm an idiot.
He is correct on all three counts, especially the last one.
Leave me alone. I've had to climb stairs multiple times today!!!
He is correct on all three counts, especially the last one.
Leave me alone. I've had to climb stairs multiple times today!!!
In August, on finding out someone I knew had never seen The Thing, I invited him round to watch it that very night.
Today, six months to the date of that day because we're both sentimental, he's moved in with me.
Whilst I couldn't be any happier about this...where am I gonna put all his stuff?
Today, six months to the date of that day because we're both sentimental, he's moved in with me.
Whilst I couldn't be any happier about this...where am I gonna put all his stuff?
January 18, 2026 at 3:56 PM
In August, on finding out someone I knew had never seen The Thing, I invited him round to watch it that very night.
Today, six months to the date of that day because we're both sentimental, he's moved in with me.
Whilst I couldn't be any happier about this...where am I gonna put all his stuff?
Today, six months to the date of that day because we're both sentimental, he's moved in with me.
Whilst I couldn't be any happier about this...where am I gonna put all his stuff?
So after listening to Chimes of Midnight and The Grey Mare over Christmas, and me listening to The Dalek Trap and realising how much I miss Lucie Bleedin' Miller...
I've convinced him to start listening to her entire era with me. Starting of course with...
I've convinced him to start listening to her entire era with me. Starting of course with...
January 16, 2026 at 8:23 PM
So after listening to Chimes of Midnight and The Grey Mare over Christmas, and me listening to The Dalek Trap and realising how much I miss Lucie Bleedin' Miller...
I've convinced him to start listening to her entire era with me. Starting of course with...
I've convinced him to start listening to her entire era with me. Starting of course with...
Tried the Reanimal demo and...eh. It's not as bad as some people are making out but on Switch 2 the performance is pretty bad and it didn't exactly do anything to grab me.
Excitement level has been slightly diminished.
Excitement level has been slightly diminished.
January 14, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Tried the Reanimal demo and...eh. It's not as bad as some people are making out but on Switch 2 the performance is pretty bad and it didn't exactly do anything to grab me.
Excitement level has been slightly diminished.
Excitement level has been slightly diminished.
Don't want to jinx it but feeling loads better today.
And as i haven't had as severe symptoms as H and not for as long I can only come to one conclusion. I'm far more of a butch manly man than him!
youtu.be/jW9cnAbiyrA?...
And as i haven't had as severe symptoms as H and not for as long I can only come to one conclusion. I'm far more of a butch manly man than him!
youtu.be/jW9cnAbiyrA?...
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January 14, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Don't want to jinx it but feeling loads better today.
And as i haven't had as severe symptoms as H and not for as long I can only come to one conclusion. I'm far more of a butch manly man than him!
youtu.be/jW9cnAbiyrA?...
And as i haven't had as severe symptoms as H and not for as long I can only come to one conclusion. I'm far more of a butch manly man than him!
youtu.be/jW9cnAbiyrA?...
So I seem to be getting ill just as HE is getting better yet apparently I must have picked up a bug whilst out shopping yesterday 🤔
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January 12, 2026 at 9:07 PM
So I seem to be getting ill just as HE is getting better yet apparently I must have picked up a bug whilst out shopping yesterday 🤔
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I thought *I* was a needy little bitch when ill. I'm a positive delight compared to a certain someone.
Can one of you fetch the woodchipper please?
Can one of you fetch the woodchipper please?
a pair of plastic forks are sitting in a box
ALT: a pair of plastic forks are sitting in a box
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January 11, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I thought *I* was a needy little bitch when ill. I'm a positive delight compared to a certain someone.
Can one of you fetch the woodchipper please?
Can one of you fetch the woodchipper please?
Rewriting our Parental Bereavement Leave policy is proving to be a lot more difficult and emotional than I thought it would be.
Just what you want to be doing last thing on a Friday afternoon!
Just what you want to be doing last thing on a Friday afternoon!
January 9, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Rewriting our Parental Bereavement Leave policy is proving to be a lot more difficult and emotional than I thought it would be.
Just what you want to be doing last thing on a Friday afternoon!
Just what you want to be doing last thing on a Friday afternoon!
Lads, the best thread of 2026 has already been won.
This is what social media SHOULD be used for.
This is what social media SHOULD be used for.
In "celebration" of thr Pepto Bismol ad now being on the radio, I took some popular radio-friendly songs and added the "Diarrhea" guy.
January 6, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Lads, the best thread of 2026 has already been won.
This is what social media SHOULD be used for.
This is what social media SHOULD be used for.
Received a letter from the Office of National Statistics telling me that...I'll be receiving a letter in the coming days.
Is post getting trailers now?
Is post getting trailers now?
January 5, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Received a letter from the Office of National Statistics telling me that...I'll be receiving a letter in the coming days.
Is post getting trailers now?
Is post getting trailers now?
A pox on whoever made peach vodka a thing.
a child is laying on the floor in a playground with the words `` status '' written on the bottom .
ALT: a child is laying on the floor in a playground with the words `` status '' written on the bottom .
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January 1, 2026 at 10:44 AM
A pox on whoever made peach vodka a thing.
Cannot believe I got to kiss the bestest boy in the whole world at midnight on our first New Year together with fireworks actually going off and visible outside behind us.
So so lucky.
And quite drunk.
Happy New Year everyone.
So so lucky.
And quite drunk.
Happy New Year everyone.
January 1, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Cannot believe I got to kiss the bestest boy in the whole world at midnight on our first New Year together with fireworks actually going off and visible outside behind us.
So so lucky.
And quite drunk.
Happy New Year everyone.
So so lucky.
And quite drunk.
Happy New Year everyone.
Final chance of the year to abuse and antagonise a twink whilst throwing coconuts and anime girls at his face whilst judging his bloody awful driving!
Join Us!
Join Us!
Streaming my last stream... of 2025! Gonna end the year with the absolute classic that is Simpsons Hit & Run!
www.twitch.tv/nostalgia_tw...
www.twitch.tv/nostalgia_tw...
December 31, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Final chance of the year to abuse and antagonise a twink whilst throwing coconuts and anime girls at his face whilst judging his bloody awful driving!
Join Us!
Join Us!
Last build of the year! He is a big bugger isn't he?
December 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Last build of the year! He is a big bugger isn't he?
Seeing how these two act in just about every other 'on location in Paris' scene, I get the impression someone in production said something along the lines of 'It's late. Stop mucking about so we can get this done' and Tom, being Tom, gave us this.
December 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Seeing how these two act in just about every other 'on location in Paris' scene, I get the impression someone in production said something along the lines of 'It's late. Stop mucking about so we can get this done' and Tom, being Tom, gave us this.
I've got to entertain guests so go and give this stupid sexy twink a load of crap on my behalf!
Doing my first post Christmas stream, playing some Outlast Trials😈come join
www.twitch.tv/nostalgia_tw...
www.twitch.tv/nostalgia_tw...
December 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I've got to entertain guests so go and give this stupid sexy twink a load of crap on my behalf!
Switched my light bar in the front room on and synched it to change colour with my music.
Started playing Will Ospreay's entrance music before entering the room.
I've never felt so epic. Would highly recommend.
Started playing Will Ospreay's entrance music before entering the room.
I've never felt so epic. Would highly recommend.
December 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Switched my light bar in the front room on and synched it to change colour with my music.
Started playing Will Ospreay's entrance music before entering the room.
I've never felt so epic. Would highly recommend.
Started playing Will Ospreay's entrance music before entering the room.
I've never felt so epic. Would highly recommend.
Breakfast with my parents then *urgh* lunch with his family.
Including the 'mildly racist and deeply homophobic uncle'. This'll be fun.
So to you all, I wish you a very Titty Titstits.
TITS!
Is it too late to pretend to have 24hr death?
Including the 'mildly racist and deeply homophobic uncle'. This'll be fun.
So to you all, I wish you a very Titty Titstits.
TITS!
Is it too late to pretend to have 24hr death?
December 25, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Breakfast with my parents then *urgh* lunch with his family.
Including the 'mildly racist and deeply homophobic uncle'. This'll be fun.
So to you all, I wish you a very Titty Titstits.
TITS!
Is it too late to pretend to have 24hr death?
Including the 'mildly racist and deeply homophobic uncle'. This'll be fun.
So to you all, I wish you a very Titty Titstits.
TITS!
Is it too late to pretend to have 24hr death?