Jake F.
kfastley.bsky.social
Jake F.
@kfastley.bsky.social
Writer. Former Journalist. Mixology Hobbyist.
After being inspired by the recent collaboration between @jj-mccullough.bsky.social and @ryangeddie.bsky.social, I decided to make my own American political archetypes meme inspired by the art of @beanytuesday.bsky.social. I'm not the best artist, but I like the personality I put into these.
October 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Given the disgusting amount of silencing that corporate America has been throwing around at anyone daring to say the truth about how horrible Charlie Kirk was in life, it makes one wonder how far they will bend over backwards to sanitize the legacy of the bastard at the top when he finally bites it.
September 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Charlie Kirk died in a fire that he spent the better portion of his life continuously dumping gasoline on.
September 12, 2025 at 12:33 PM
In 2028, some Democrat will have to run for president on a single issue "Pack the Court" platform, even if they have no intention on winning the primary, just for the sake of normalizing the demand for it. No progressive reforms will be safe so long as this supermajority is allowed to continue.
September 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I found this in the lending library in my neighborhood. I exchanged for it with a copy of 1984.
September 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I wish all transphobes ill. 💖
August 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Call your congregational reps now! It doesn't matter if they're a Republican or a Democrat. Tell them to vote down the killer bill!
July 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
ICE Sighted in Hamburg NY. Allegedly are pulling people over. Reported approx 10 minutes ago. Stay safe.
June 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
THANK YOU SO MUCH NEW YORK! I LOVE YOU!
June 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
"So David prevailed over the Philistine with a sling and a stone, struck the Philistine down and killed him. Since there was no sword in David’s hand,"

How we doin' tonight Mamdani gang? 🥳

#zohranmamdami
June 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Happy primary day New Yorkers! And remember; Don’t Rank Cuomo!
June 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It literally rained on his parade. 🤣 #nokings
June 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Reposted by Jake F.
My friends, it's not just happening in a galaxy far, far away.
June 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
In late Feb I found a katydid in a box of kale at the store I work at. It was too cold to release him then, so I took him in until it would be warm enough. I named him Baker, and have been taking care of him for the last 3 months. Today, I finally let him go. His adventures will be beyond our scope.
June 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Sweet septic tank, the Pope's a Yank.
May 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Reposted by Jake F.
DO IT
if you'd like to see a wide re-release of Hundreds of Beavers in theaters this year, one night only, in thousands of cities — repost this. we've got some doubters.
May 3, 2025 at 12:01 PM
It must be fun living in a country with a functioning criminal justice system.
April 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Do you ever wonder if the worm in RFKjr's brain can communicate with the mold on JK Rowling's wall?
February 24, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Watch anything but the inauguration today. Just set your cable box to something stupid if you still have one. He's gonna be paying attention to his ratings.
January 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM