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Grant
@keyskong.bsky.social
Rock-N-Roll Hall of Phame Consultant. Hailed as “the last true renaissance man” by The New York Times, probably. ⭕️🐠💀⚡️👽

https://vote.rockhall.com
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I remember when I was a little kid there were definitely different occupations I thought about, but more than anything I just wanted to be smart, because that always seemed like the coolest thing a person could be. I see now I was the only one who felt that way.
Ventilator Blues>Just Want to See His Face is pretty pretty pretty good.
November 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Pretty pumped to see @sigurros.com tonight with a full orchestra. #PDX
November 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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This entire administration is a national security risk
As the FBI’s deputy director, Dan Bongino receives some of the country’s most sensitive secrets, including the President’s Daily Brief. His ascent to that position without passing a standard bureau background check is unprecedented, insiders say.
FBI Director Kash Patel Waived Polygraph Security Screening for Dan Bongino, Two Other Senior Staff
As the FBI’s deputy director, Bongino receives some of the country’s most sensitive secrets, including the President’s Daily Brief. His ascent to that position without passing a standard bureau backgr...
www.propublica.org
November 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
We’re establishing ourselves as the “take a handful” house tonight. #Halloween
November 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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October 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I take great pleasure in voting with my @stonekettle.bsky.social pen. #StonekettleStation #vote #Oregon
October 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
#LaMP was on fire last night! They’re all so too, but Ray is a fucking wizard.
October 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
“Now break that skylight, Friendly Brett, you steely-eyed mountain man.”
October 11, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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October 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Lawless Russell Vought thinks he can nullify a law by deleting it from an FAQ

www.govexec.com/pay-benefits...
OMB deletes reference to law guaranteeing backpay to furloughed feds from shutdown guidance
An Office of Management and Budget FAQ document now states that only excepted employees forced to work without pay are guaranteed backpay at the conclusion of a lapse in appropriations.
www.govexec.com
October 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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I hate it when TV chefs, whilst cooking with alcohol, take a little swig and beam in naughty delight at their own mischief. You're 54 years old. You can buy it legally in a shop. You want to impress me, drink the raw chicken juices you fucking coward.
September 30, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Just sent my first invoice for a big boy music production job and it feels amazing.
September 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I’ll see your pickleball and raise you whatever in the hell this is.
September 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Here’s my namesake, Medal of Honor recipient, and #Antifa terrorist, Grant F. Timmerman. Killed on Saipan saving the lives of his fellow Antifa tank crew members.
September 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
As a large, I would like to ask the tiny Napoleons to please choose someone else. We’re tired of you idiots.
September 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Are you not also watching the show you just attended last night?
September 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Bye, Felicia.
September 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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weird that kimmel was obviously canceled for cultural reasons, which if i remember right was something certain people were endlessly wailing about for the last decade or so
September 18, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Things are terrible, but at least I’m seeing #Phish at the Mothership in 5 days.
September 15, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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"Ashli Babbitt was a grown ass adult who made a series of conscious, ill-advised decisions to engage in treasonous behavior, and she got exactly what she deserved. She was a traitor. She was a threat to national security. There is no nuance needed here."
Ashli Babbitt Already Got What She Deserved
She doesn't deserve full military honors.
charlotteclymer.substack.com
August 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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We’re going to go on a rant for a minute, and yes we’re bringing some history with us. Back in 1755, Benjamin Franklin wrote words that still echo today: “Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.”
August 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes
August 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Enjoyed that @royals.com win!
August 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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This is why Hegseth was brought in. A real secretary of defense would’ve objected to this.
August 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
@widespreadpanic.com in Indianapolis, IN
August 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM