Kate O’Hanlon
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A life in typos. She/her
My son has had some questions about elves that suggest to me that kids in crèche are talking about elf on the shelf but I am just playing dumb for al I’m worth
December 9, 2025 at 12:49 PM
My son has had some questions about elves that suggest to me that kids in crèche are talking about elf on the shelf but I am just playing dumb for al I’m worth
We have a million jeans on the internet and no way to filter to 100% cotton and non-ragged hems
December 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
We have a million jeans on the internet and no way to filter to 100% cotton and non-ragged hems
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a new jersey-based christmas tree delivery service called Spruce Bringsteen
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
a new jersey-based christmas tree delivery service called Spruce Bringsteen
The Noble Firs all seemed to be hit with die back this year so I'm stuck here with a Nordman and it's floppy fucking branches
December 6, 2025 at 11:57 AM
The Noble Firs all seemed to be hit with die back this year so I'm stuck here with a Nordman and it's floppy fucking branches
The new Merrily We Role Along pro shot is so good.
December 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
The new Merrily We Role Along pro shot is so good.
Real monkey’s paw for everyone who wished for Warner Bros to be freed from Zazlav
December 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Real monkey’s paw for everyone who wished for Warner Bros to be freed from Zazlav
I’ve always been a little sceptical of the accuracy of Spotify wrapped, but this tears if because there is just no way that I only played the Pokémon theme for my obsessive and demanding son 5 times this year.
December 4, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I’ve always been a little sceptical of the accuracy of Spotify wrapped, but this tears if because there is just no way that I only played the Pokémon theme for my obsessive and demanding son 5 times this year.
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A book from the 19th century that depicts the Rhine Valley by creating an impression of three-dimensionality and spatial distance.
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
December 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
A book from the 19th century that depicts the Rhine Valley by creating an impression of three-dimensionality and spatial distance.
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
Watching Christmas Eve on Sesame Street with my son.
He keeps asking where Elmo is *smh*
He keeps asking where Elmo is *smh*
November 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Watching Christmas Eve on Sesame Street with my son.
He keeps asking where Elmo is *smh*
He keeps asking where Elmo is *smh*
Toddler (sulking): the clock never lets me have enough time in my house
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Toddler (sulking): the clock never lets me have enough time in my house
My driving instructor wants me to take a break from lessons until I am better at driving. 😫
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
My driving instructor wants me to take a break from lessons until I am better at driving. 😫
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can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.
November 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
November 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
I waited 16 months to see a consultant (privately) to find that my GP did not send my ultrasound report to the consultant.
October 21, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I waited 16 months to see a consultant (privately) to find that my GP did not send my ultrasound report to the consultant.
I have never encountered a machine as malignant as a sewing machine
October 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I have never encountered a machine as malignant as a sewing machine
Minor Black Figures not getting a UK/ Ireland release until March? Are they fucking joking www.penguin.co.uk/books/476062...
Minor Black Figures
Over a hot summer in New York a painter falls for a priest, in this captivating modern love story from the Booker-Prize shortlisted Brandon Taylor
‘One of the most accomplished, important novelists o...
www.penguin.co.uk
October 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Minor Black Figures not getting a UK/ Ireland release until March? Are they fucking joking www.penguin.co.uk/books/476062...
Not to wade perilously into the waters of discourse, but Ophelia is surely the daughter of gentry at best.
October 4, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Not to wade perilously into the waters of discourse, but Ophelia is surely the daughter of gentry at best.
My husband just finding out the Nicole Kidman is not married to Karl Urban.
October 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
My husband just finding out the Nicole Kidman is not married to Karl Urban.
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I'm putting this out there now. I'm not accepting any austerity measures when the AI bubble bursts. The stupid fucks who thought a plagiarism-fueled magic 8 ball was the future of the economy can cover the cost of the fuckup this time. I will start fires before I endure service cuts.
September 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I'm putting this out there now. I'm not accepting any austerity measures when the AI bubble bursts. The stupid fucks who thought a plagiarism-fueled magic 8 ball was the future of the economy can cover the cost of the fuckup this time. I will start fires before I endure service cuts.
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Insane stuff, but the Irish Times headline writers appear to be attributing things Jim Gavin didn't say to him to make him seem more critical of the left
Not one to defend Jim Gavin and I think his answers here are insipid pablum but I read the article and I dont think the headline reflects what he said at all
Like, here's the actual quote, imo the Times are injecting their agenda here unless he said something else they didnt include in the article!
Like, here's the actual quote, imo the Times are injecting their agenda here unless he said something else they didnt include in the article!
September 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Insane stuff, but the Irish Times headline writers appear to be attributing things Jim Gavin didn't say to him to make him seem more critical of the left
Nothing in the parenting books prepared me for how many Pokémon I would have to draw.
September 27, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Nothing in the parenting books prepared me for how many Pokémon I would have to draw.
If you suffer from decision fatigue I do not recommend parenting.
It's me. I am a parent with decision fatigue.
It's me. I am a parent with decision fatigue.
September 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
If you suffer from decision fatigue I do not recommend parenting.
It's me. I am a parent with decision fatigue.
It's me. I am a parent with decision fatigue.
If your make up advice is to improve your skin care you should stop giving make up advice.
September 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
If your make up advice is to improve your skin care you should stop giving make up advice.
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my contribution to the discourse:
September 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM
my contribution to the discourse:
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