Kev In Spain
kevinspain.bsky.social
Kev In Spain
@kevinspain.bsky.social
Retired RAF chef, South East Spain 🇪🇸 🇿🇦 Got here just before brexit. Loves #dogs, sunshine, good food. #FBPE. Twitter escapee. Previously 'NOT surgeon-pilot Keanu Reeves ' on Twatter
‪@shewithcapitalv.bsky.social‬ What's a 'booby hug'?

Asking for a friend....
August 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Today I will be mostly guarding this gate
January 25, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Reposted by Kev In Spain
It’s all about sovereignty eh lads…
December 28, 2024 at 11:03 AM
Christmas tree is up. The fairy was the last one in the shop
December 11, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Reposted by Kev In Spain
What the fuck just happened this has broken my mind.
December 11, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Hey @bsky.app no balloons???

Anyway, happy birthday to me.

72 today 😊🎂🥂
December 7, 2024 at 11:10 AM
Reposted by Kev In Spain
counterpoint:
December 4, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Reposted by Kev In Spain
Has the Vegetable Pest been offered a slot on GBeebies yet?
They have a thing for shouty, white men of a certain age.
December 1, 2024 at 9:34 AM
Reposted by Kev In Spain
You *have* to open the images to read properly.

This is hilarious 🤣
nobody does more brutal fashion reviews than the irish
November 29, 2024 at 7:03 AM
Reposted by Kev In Spain
As for Bluesky, at this point, it seems plain rude not to…
November 28, 2024 at 9:15 AM
If an Italian artist can do it, so can I.

FOR SALE BY AUCTION
November 22, 2024 at 12:17 PM
Out on the morning dog walk this morning and spotted these growing at the base of an olive tree.

I'm sure they weren't there yesterday, but what a colour!
November 21, 2024 at 7:33 AM
Reposted by Kev In Spain
@mrjamesob.bsky.social is no 97 in the top 300 followed accounts and has more followers than 'God' 😁
November 19, 2024 at 7:20 AM
Two truths and a lie:

1. I spent 24 hours locked up in a Turkish military prison.

2. I attended a training course led by the man that invented the 'one queue for multiple checkouts' queueing system.

3. I own 78 pairs of solid silver, antique sugar tongs
Let's get to know each other a bit better with...

'Two truths and a lie'. 👀

1. I have never broken a bone.

2. I have donated eggs to help childless couples.

3. I drink 2.5 litres of coffee per day.

Put your answer below.

Quote tweet with your own two truths and a lie 😊
November 16, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Day 4 of living on a temporary island in southern Spain. We (me, 3 dogs and 7 chickens) are still confined due to the floods. Food supply coping but running short of petrol for the generator, needed for solar power backup. 1/2
November 16, 2024 at 8:16 AM
Reposted by Kev In Spain
If we followed one another in the hellscape, gimme a nudge, or I'll never find you here
November 6, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Reposted by Kev In Spain
Hello! Looking for new bluesky gang who care about the NHS!

Twitter is a truly terrible place and I’m sure many of us were connected on there. Could you like and share this, and I’ll follow you back? Ju🤞💙
November 13, 2024 at 6:35 AM
I've always wanted to live on my own personal island
November 14, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Why is social media full of photos of Trump?

Everyone knows what the obnoxious orange rapist twat looks like
November 8, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Curry night at my place tonight.

On the menu: Chicken Tarka.

It's like chicken tikka - just a little 'otter
November 6, 2024 at 8:03 AM
To my American friends, happy Chad day tomorrow
November 4, 2024 at 6:31 PM
A huge shoutout to the folks that live in my small Spanish town. As you will have seen, there have been some terrible floods in Valencia and surrounding towns. Many have died and thousands are, essentially, homeless. An appeal has gone out for basic foodstuffs, sanitary and hygiene products, 1/2
a large group of people are sitting in a stadium and one man has a red shirt on
ALT: a large group of people are sitting in a stadium and one man has a red shirt on
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Yo-yo dieters... are you able to floss with the strings as you eat?
October 25, 2024 at 7:06 PM