primo reply guy
@kevinrohr.bsky.social
observing, occasionally commenting. will never be a “poster”
i believe Derrick henry is cheating by incorporating naps into his workout regime. it’s a ped that we’ve been knowin about since we were 5 but you’re not allowed to use this super power when you’re grown
December 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
i believe Derrick henry is cheating by incorporating naps into his workout regime. it’s a ped that we’ve been knowin about since we were 5 but you’re not allowed to use this super power when you’re grown
for those of us that thought the Epstein stuff might really be a problem for him, nope
you start sicking a gestapo with more funding than most countries militaries on the populace, whether the commander of that gestapo is a pedophile or not kinda loses focus
you start sicking a gestapo with more funding than most countries militaries on the populace, whether the commander of that gestapo is a pedophile or not kinda loses focus
August 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
for those of us that thought the Epstein stuff might really be a problem for him, nope
you start sicking a gestapo with more funding than most countries militaries on the populace, whether the commander of that gestapo is a pedophile or not kinda loses focus
you start sicking a gestapo with more funding than most countries militaries on the populace, whether the commander of that gestapo is a pedophile or not kinda loses focus
“I never wrote a picture”
is up there with
“I could be one of the diers”
is up there with
“I could be one of the diers”
July 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
“I never wrote a picture”
is up there with
“I could be one of the diers”
is up there with
“I could be one of the diers”
i’ll say this, if i was going to make up something to smear trump with i wouldn’t think of a birthday card and i couldn’t write something that creepy if i workshopped it for a year
July 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
i’ll say this, if i was going to make up something to smear trump with i wouldn’t think of a birthday card and i couldn’t write something that creepy if i workshopped it for a year
is there a word for something that is mind-blowing and surreal but also totally unsurprising?
May 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
is there a word for something that is mind-blowing and surreal but also totally unsurprising?
has anybody done CCR’s Born On A Bayou
as Bam Adebayo
as Bam Adebayo
April 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
has anybody done CCR’s Born On A Bayou
as Bam Adebayo
as Bam Adebayo
you know what? it is absolutely insane what we are witnessing and living through at the moment. there’s some appreciation for bearing witness to it
April 17, 2025 at 3:42 AM
you know what? it is absolutely insane what we are witnessing and living through at the moment. there’s some appreciation for bearing witness to it
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(chuckling wisely) You fool... I am getting my ass kicked *strategically*
March 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
(chuckling wisely) You fool... I am getting my ass kicked *strategically*
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Wherein Jack Leiter takes a return throw right off the dick
March 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Wherein Jack Leiter takes a return throw right off the dick
chant it with me folks: LUIGI!
January 30, 2025 at 5:32 AM
chant it with me folks: LUIGI!
just in case i end up blocking this guy i want to be able to see this gem
January 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
just in case i end up blocking this guy i want to be able to see this gem
@bsky.app can we please get landscape pic rotation? i have to screenshot almost every screenshot of text so i can rotate it in my photos app in order to read it. how is this functionality not supported yet
December 17, 2024 at 2:25 PM
@bsky.app can we please get landscape pic rotation? i have to screenshot almost every screenshot of text so i can rotate it in my photos app in order to read it. how is this functionality not supported yet
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miss me with this bullshit
December 12, 2024 at 5:32 PM
miss me with this bullshit
xmax gift idea: t-shirt that says “i voted to condemn the extinction of our species by nuclear winter or climate change because i’m a stupid asshole”
December 12, 2024 at 1:20 AM
xmax gift idea: t-shirt that says “i voted to condemn the extinction of our species by nuclear winter or climate change because i’m a stupid asshole”
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it just feels like the entire political press right now is all “guess we’ll have to wait and see if raising taxes 200% and ripping 10M people from society while nominating slimer and jenny mccarthy to cabinet positions will work out”
November 20, 2024 at 4:30 PM
it just feels like the entire political press right now is all “guess we’ll have to wait and see if raising taxes 200% and ripping 10M people from society while nominating slimer and jenny mccarthy to cabinet positions will work out”
remember when trump called a 7 year old and asked “are you still a believer in santa? because at 7 it’s marginal right?”
November 8, 2024 at 8:37 PM
remember when trump called a 7 year old and asked “are you still a believer in santa? because at 7 it’s marginal right?”
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what does that say about this country really. we are funding a world historical disgrace in the middle east (once again) and completely willing to enthusiastically vote into office the notion that barbarous immigrants are barbecuing Miss Sassy. failed state, sorry. not redeemable
October 13, 2024 at 6:32 PM
what does that say about this country really. we are funding a world historical disgrace in the middle east (once again) and completely willing to enthusiastically vote into office the notion that barbarous immigrants are barbecuing Miss Sassy. failed state, sorry. not redeemable
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if that happens we will have managed in recent days to expose ourselves as (a) one of the most consistently malign and hypocritical actors in the world today regardless of what party is in charge and (b) a society unable to craft a viable alternative vision of domestic policy to "theyre eating cats"
October 13, 2024 at 6:28 PM
if that happens we will have managed in recent days to expose ourselves as (a) one of the most consistently malign and hypocritical actors in the world today regardless of what party is in charge and (b) a society unable to craft a viable alternative vision of domestic policy to "theyre eating cats"
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it's going to be incredible if trump wins another term on the message "immigrants have taken over our country and are gobbling up all the housing figuratively and also pets literally." honestly, fucking amazing
October 13, 2024 at 6:24 PM
it's going to be incredible if trump wins another term on the message "immigrants have taken over our country and are gobbling up all the housing figuratively and also pets literally." honestly, fucking amazing
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I will bang this drum forever: in THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE FREE: THE GERMANS, 1933-45 Milton Mayer interviewed 10 ordinary Germans after WW2 to learn how fascism took hold. There was never a moment when everyone woke up:
July 6, 2024 at 12:31 AM
I will bang this drum forever: in THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE FREE: THE GERMANS, 1933-45 Milton Mayer interviewed 10 ordinary Germans after WW2 to learn how fascism took hold. There was never a moment when everyone woke up:
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Read this, share this widely
I will bang this drum forever: in THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE FREE: THE GERMANS, 1933-45 Milton Mayer interviewed 10 ordinary Germans after WW2 to learn how fascism took hold. There was never a moment when everyone woke up:
July 7, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Read this, share this widely
my little buddy loves laundry folding time
June 28, 2024 at 9:54 PM
my little buddy loves laundry folding time
george pickens nickname should be slim
September 11, 2023 at 3:19 PM
george pickens nickname should be slim
patrick mahomes is about to be the next mass shooter in his own locker room
September 8, 2023 at 3:18 AM
patrick mahomes is about to be the next mass shooter in his own locker room
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It used to be we'd get a handful of shark swimming down the highway hoaxes during a big storm but now the entire thing is built out of highway sharks. I suppose every person doing that kind of thing having a blue check made it easier to figure out who was not to be trusted...
This was one of the truly good things Twitter was ever useful for. Enabling people everywhere to describe the world as they see it as it is happening to them during disasters.
www.welcometohellworld.com/an-empathy-generator/
www.welcometohellworld.com/an-empathy-generator/
Whatever the last joke is going to be
Now the entire thing is built out of highway sharks
www.welcometohellworld.com
August 21, 2023 at 1:37 PM
It used to be we'd get a handful of shark swimming down the highway hoaxes during a big storm but now the entire thing is built out of highway sharks. I suppose every person doing that kind of thing having a blue check made it easier to figure out who was not to be trusted...