Grand MILF Tarkin
@kevinphiggins.bsky.social
Super lucid — yet psychedelic. Pullman in the streets, Paxton in the sheets. I am the cause to all your problems. He/chat
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"Criminality is so rampant inside CBP that it has seen one of its own agents or officers arrested every 24 to 36 hours since 2005."
"it appears the crime rate of CBP agents and offices was higher PER CAPITA than the crime rate of undocumented immigrants." www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/accountabi...
"it appears the crime rate of CBP agents and offices was higher PER CAPITA than the crime rate of undocumented immigrants." www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/accountabi...
Accountability for ICE and CBP
However bad you think the corruption and misconduct at ICE and CBP is — the reality is far far worse.
www.doomsdayscenario.co
February 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
"Criminality is so rampant inside CBP that it has seen one of its own agents or officers arrested every 24 to 36 hours since 2005."
"it appears the crime rate of CBP agents and offices was higher PER CAPITA than the crime rate of undocumented immigrants." www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/accountabi...
"it appears the crime rate of CBP agents and offices was higher PER CAPITA than the crime rate of undocumented immigrants." www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/accountabi...
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Republicans: everyone must be able to carry any gun at all times,
up to and including high powered rifles, to protect themselves against tyranny
also Republicans, without batting an eye: carrying a gun is unquestionable justification for federal agents to shoot you dead in the street
up to and including high powered rifles, to protect themselves against tyranny
also Republicans, without batting an eye: carrying a gun is unquestionable justification for federal agents to shoot you dead in the street
January 24, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Republicans: everyone must be able to carry any gun at all times,
up to and including high powered rifles, to protect themselves against tyranny
also Republicans, without batting an eye: carrying a gun is unquestionable justification for federal agents to shoot you dead in the street
up to and including high powered rifles, to protect themselves against tyranny
also Republicans, without batting an eye: carrying a gun is unquestionable justification for federal agents to shoot you dead in the street
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HE'S FUCKING DOING IT AGAIN
Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.
January 21, 2026 at 5:41 AM
HE'S FUCKING DOING IT AGAIN
I inspected elements glittering in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate
You used to be able to "inspect element" in this country. You used to be able to download video
January 21, 2026 at 6:18 AM
I inspected elements glittering in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate
Hey whatever happened to Prez
January 21, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Hey whatever happened to Prez
Apparently the frogs are about to autize all the gays and I just wanted to kiss my weird friends on their gross lips before they goes
January 21, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Apparently the frogs are about to autize all the gays and I just wanted to kiss my weird friends on their gross lips before they goes
As a longtime fan of both Building Character and AYAotDU, my prediction is that everyone is either a Bard or a Kensei Monk (Hunter is maybe a Fathomless Warlock/Bard/Gamer but multiclasses count!)
FRIDAY! A D&D one-shot set in the Dark Universe, benefitting Trans Lifeline!
Join your favorite Universal Monsters like Nick Morton the Mummy, the Wolf Woman, the Keeper of the Black Lagoon @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social and the Invisible Woman @antlervel.vet on a brand new adventure!
8pm ET!
Join your favorite Universal Monsters like Nick Morton the Mummy, the Wolf Woman, the Keeper of the Black Lagoon @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social and the Invisible Woman @antlervel.vet on a brand new adventure!
8pm ET!
January 21, 2026 at 4:43 AM
As a longtime fan of both Building Character and AYAotDU, my prediction is that everyone is either a Bard or a Kensei Monk (Hunter is maybe a Fathomless Warlock/Bard/Gamer but multiclasses count!)
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This is the kind of shit that would make you completely outside the bounds of any ancient society, the gods bestow generational curses for violating hospitality
A few days ago, Fox News was whining about ICE agents getting heckled at a Mexican restaurant in Minneapolis.
Meanwhile, in the town of Willmar, ICE agents had lunch at a Mexican restaurant, waited until it closed, then confronted and arrested three workers as they left.
Meanwhile, in the town of Willmar, ICE agents had lunch at a Mexican restaurant, waited until it closed, then confronted and arrested three workers as they left.
ICE agents ate at a Minnesota Mexican restaurant before arresting staff
Immigration law enforcement agents reportedly followed employees out of the restaurant after they closed for the evening
www.independent.co.uk
January 18, 2026 at 2:14 AM
This is the kind of shit that would make you completely outside the bounds of any ancient society, the gods bestow generational curses for violating hospitality
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You can picture how it must have felt in there. Four fucking Nazis with their shit-eating grins squeezing their fat asses into a booth at a family-owned Mexican place poisoning the entire room with their smug impunity. Desecrating a place of community www.welcometohellworld.com/we-must-love...
January 20, 2026 at 3:48 PM
You can picture how it must have felt in there. Four fucking Nazis with their shit-eating grins squeezing their fat asses into a booth at a family-owned Mexican place poisoning the entire room with their smug impunity. Desecrating a place of community www.welcometohellworld.com/we-must-love...
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Y'all see what time it is?
The DOJ is not investigating ICE agent Jonathan Ross for the fatal shooting of Renee Good, a top official said Sunday.
The top DOJ official confirmed that an investigation is underway into Gov. Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey.
The top DOJ official confirmed that an investigation is underway into Gov. Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey.
Justice Department says it has no plans to investigate ICE agent who killed Renee Good and confirms Walz, Frey probe
Frey and the governor’s office both said Sunday that the DOJ has not contacted them about the investigation.
bit.ly
January 19, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Y'all see what time it is?
I think my insane called shot for 2026 is to annoy Felix Biederman into going on @thepoduniverse.com to pitch a Metal Gear Solid movie
January 1, 2026 at 1:12 PM
I think my insane called shot for 2026 is to annoy Felix Biederman into going on @thepoduniverse.com to pitch a Metal Gear Solid movie
Every episode of Behind The Bastards it feels like I’m Calvin, @iwriteok.bsky.social is Hobbes, and @whysophiewhy.bsky.social is Rosalyn the babysitter. Also Stalin shows up way more than you’d expect
December 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Every episode of Behind The Bastards it feels like I’m Calvin, @iwriteok.bsky.social is Hobbes, and @whysophiewhy.bsky.social is Rosalyn the babysitter. Also Stalin shows up way more than you’d expect
I think we all really need to take a second and thank @mikewtrapp.bsky.social for giving the world the perfect way to disarm pedants without being a jerk, “you didn’t say Um, Actually so I can’t give you the point”
November 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I think we all really need to take a second and thank @mikewtrapp.bsky.social for giving the world the perfect way to disarm pedants without being a jerk, “you didn’t say Um, Actually so I can’t give you the point”
I think this makes the AYAOTDUniverse at least loosely canon @thepoduniverse.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I think this makes the AYAOTDUniverse at least loosely canon @thepoduniverse.com
My new fan theory is that @thepoduniverse.com is set in the @patrickhwillems.bsky.social “Patrick Explains” universe
November 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
My new fan theory is that @thepoduniverse.com is set in the @patrickhwillems.bsky.social “Patrick Explains” universe
I literally only bought this because they talked about it on @thepoduniverse.com and it is frickin delicious. 7-Up, throw those kids some money because they’re making sales babyyyyy
October 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I literally only bought this because they talked about it on @thepoduniverse.com and it is frickin delicious. 7-Up, throw those kids some money because they’re making sales babyyyyy
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it's so funny that Greenblatt bent over backwards to these people and annihilated his organization's credibility with anyone left of center to get absolutely nothing from the right
FBI Director Kash Patel called the ADL “an extreme group functioning like a terrorist organization,” saying in announcement that the FBI has cut all formal ties with the anti-hate group.
FBI’s Kash Patel attacks ADL as ‘extreme group functioning like a terrorist organization’
The FBI director said the bureau is cutting all formal ties with the Jewish civil rights group
jewishinsider.com
October 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
it's so funny that Greenblatt bent over backwards to these people and annihilated his organization's credibility with anyone left of center to get absolutely nothing from the right
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Every few months now I re-read this "Who Goes Nazi?" piece from 1941 and am blown away by how it captures the people we are dealing with 80 years later.
harpers.org/archive/1941...
harpers.org/archive/1941...
Who Goes Nazi?, by Dorothy Thompson
harpers.org
October 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Every few months now I re-read this "Who Goes Nazi?" piece from 1941 and am blown away by how it captures the people we are dealing with 80 years later.
harpers.org/archive/1941...
harpers.org/archive/1941...
The @thepoduniverse.com switching from horror to sci-fi means they’ve gone from gods and monsters to mods and goonsters thank you I’ll be here all week
October 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The @thepoduniverse.com switching from horror to sci-fi means they’ve gone from gods and monsters to mods and goonsters thank you I’ll be here all week
This was probably the wrong week to shotgun every @iwriteok.bsky.social Behind The Bastards episode about Nazis. Not that there’s a right week for that particular psychic gauntlet
September 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
This was probably the wrong week to shotgun every @iwriteok.bsky.social Behind The Bastards episode about Nazis. Not that there’s a right week for that particular psychic gauntlet
I tell people my favorite movie is The Fountain, but I think my real favorite movie is Gremlins 2
September 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I tell people my favorite movie is The Fountain, but I think my real favorite movie is Gremlins 2
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"To a supremacist society, most of us are acceptable losses. Charlie Kirk is not. To a supremacist society, guns are allowed to kill most of us, and the pundits can debate later how sad our deaths were.
But guns were not supposed to kill Charlie Kirk."
www.the-reframe.com/acceptable-l...
But guns were not supposed to kill Charlie Kirk."
www.the-reframe.com/acceptable-l...
Acceptable Losses
Whose deaths get to be deemed unacceptable in supremacist America, and whose are deemed necessary? And who does the deeming?
www.the-reframe.com
September 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
"To a supremacist society, most of us are acceptable losses. Charlie Kirk is not. To a supremacist society, guns are allowed to kill most of us, and the pundits can debate later how sad our deaths were.
But guns were not supposed to kill Charlie Kirk."
www.the-reframe.com/acceptable-l...
But guns were not supposed to kill Charlie Kirk."
www.the-reframe.com/acceptable-l...
I’m just saying that if @thepoduniverse.com made a Villalobos Gym hoodie I’d buy one
September 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I’m just saying that if @thepoduniverse.com made a Villalobos Gym hoodie I’d buy one
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This explains it better than I can
September 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
This explains it better than I can
Does anyone know if Charlie Kirk got the vax
September 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Does anyone know if Charlie Kirk got the vax