Honestly I would have a lot more respect for Chomsky if he took the honorable way out

The CIA is really underusing that heart attack gun

Look Dresden Dolls are really good, and Sandman is one of the best things I’ve ever read, but as far as
I can tell they’re both pretty awful people

*apparently* there are credible refutations of those allegations. Personally I’m not willing to give the benefit of the doubt to someone who married …artist… Amanda Palmer

Bean Dad did (more or less) nothing wrong and The Long Winters are a good band

Jesus, I wouldn’t chance crossing an American border twice in one night to see a resurrected Beatles, never mind Weezer. Maybe Phish.

For ten beautiful seconds I allowed myself to believe this was true

I kinda think you should flip that. Make her keep a family lampshade in her prison cell. No lamp, because prison.

Happy birthday to the designer of the best shirt I own

Not to dig out my third-least-popular take but Good Burger HOLDS UP

Actually Nott has two t’s

Exactly how Chris Pratt sounded in season one of Parks & Rec, before they made him do that weird “Andy” voice

No one is allowed to ask me to explain this

It would be so cool if there was a politician who wanted to win and was willing to do anything to make that happen, even if it meant helping people

Wow I’m surprised Dalton (I assume) is playing Nick and not Victor, mostly because I figured it would be easier to stat out an undead brute than someone who can cast Raise Dead at will with no components. I’m sure that will be the last time this event surprises me. Now, to take a big sip of coffee

Rock Notes, holy shit you just shook something loose in my brain! “Rex Stardust, lead electric triangle in Toad The Wet Sprocket” etc