I would love it if the secretary of education knew when to use fewer and when to use less.....

My parents were visiting from NY. We were Mets fans growing up, so that made the 95 series just that much better. We were locked in a closed bar downtown. Tonight it was with his fraternity brothers in a basement. I’m a lucky guy

Even with as much beer as I had in me, I knew he was the good guy in the story

I was in a Boston bar for Game 6 of Sox-Mets in 1986 and rooting for the Mets (Bill Buckner game) loudly and was escorted out at the end by the bouncer for my own good.

If it’s not chocolate chip, you must acquit

I got two different passcodes -one by email, one text. Neither worked. Twice I was somehow put in the season ticket holder queue. An abomination☹️

I’m too high to work thru this.

If I can, and I can.

Just saw them here in Seattle a few weeks ago. Still great and cool as hell.

I’ll take Mekons in Leeds. How good?

Chris Kluwe will kick fascists in the nuts. Release the Epstein files.