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“Here A.S.P.C.A. men have to chisel out a couple of bricks to save a kitten.” From the book Cats Cats Cats Cats Cats Cats by John R. Gilbert, 1961.
December 20, 2024 at 10:58 PM
“Here A.S.P.C.A. men have to chisel out a couple of bricks to save a kitten.” From the book Cats Cats Cats Cats Cats Cats by John R. Gilbert, 1961.
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Between Ben Shapiro’s Wicked analysis & Donald Trump on Wendy Williams giving dating advice to the audience it’s kinda sad how conservatives will use their natural catty gay dude energy for evil instead of good. At least George Santos has a sort of yin & yang about him.
December 19, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Between Ben Shapiro’s Wicked analysis & Donald Trump on Wendy Williams giving dating advice to the audience it’s kinda sad how conservatives will use their natural catty gay dude energy for evil instead of good. At least George Santos has a sort of yin & yang about him.
I accidentally missed a day of birth control and now I have my period and feel like shit
December 19, 2024 at 12:28 AM
I accidentally missed a day of birth control and now I have my period and feel like shit
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Billboard names Ariana Grande the 6th greatest pop star of 2024.
December 18, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Billboard names Ariana Grande the 6th greatest pop star of 2024.
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MENSWEAR GUY: Furthermore, you’ve neglected to even cut the vents of the shockingly poor-fitting sport coat you’ve, for some reason, chosen to wear to breakfast
MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
December 13, 2024 at 5:41 AM
MENSWEAR GUY: Furthermore, you’ve neglected to even cut the vents of the shockingly poor-fitting sport coat you’ve, for some reason, chosen to wear to breakfast
MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
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Sick of toxic masculinity. Im inventing toxic androgyny. What’re my pronouns? I don’t wanna talk about it! God! Leave me alone! You’re always doing this to me! Shut up, bxtch! Aaaand SCENE:)
December 13, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Sick of toxic masculinity. Im inventing toxic androgyny. What’re my pronouns? I don’t wanna talk about it! God! Leave me alone! You’re always doing this to me! Shut up, bxtch! Aaaand SCENE:)
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Biden Addresses Nation While Hanging From Branch On Side Of Cliff
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December 12, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Biden Addresses Nation While Hanging From Branch On Side Of Cliff
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Me trying to figure out who tf these are supposed to be
November 27, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Me trying to figure out who tf these are supposed to be
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Spotify teases Spotify Wrapped with artist-inspired logos.
November 27, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Spotify teases Spotify Wrapped with artist-inspired logos.
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It is no longer illegal to cheat on your spouse in New York after a law from 1907 was repealed.
Under the law, cheaters could face up to three months in jail.
Under the law, cheaters could face up to three months in jail.
November 25, 2024 at 7:34 PM
:(
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despite all this, an underlying theme of hope
November 23, 2024 at 11:35 PM
despite all this, an underlying theme of hope
Local bands are so cool because the members are always 3-4 ghouls and The Woman
November 22, 2024 at 6:04 AM
Local bands are so cool because the members are always 3-4 ghouls and The Woman
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it's don't kill yourself thursday. repost to don't kill yourself
November 21, 2024 at 9:44 PM
it's don't kill yourself thursday. repost to don't kill yourself
I wrote something new for Substack :) open.substack.com/pub/thechris...
November 21, 2024 at 12:39 PM
I wrote something new for Substack :) open.substack.com/pub/thechris...
Why has he not shown up to any of the celebrity look like competitions
November 21, 2024 at 6:00 AM
Why has he not shown up to any of the celebrity look like competitions
We need circles and fleets back and then more people will move over here
November 19, 2024 at 8:37 PM
We need circles and fleets back and then more people will move over here
The woman doing winged eyeliner on the subway is braver than the marines
November 19, 2024 at 8:36 PM
The woman doing winged eyeliner on the subway is braver than the marines
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rebranding as the white dude in all those “me 1 year after dating a black girl” tiktok slideshows so people forget i’ve profited off of spreading right wing misinformation the last 3 elections
Current thesis is that Zuckerberg’s current swagged up butch dyke and thick neck era are apart of a Harvard experiment to make people think bajillionaires are cool actually and worth taking seriously
November 19, 2024 at 8:08 AM
rebranding as the white dude in all those “me 1 year after dating a black girl” tiktok slideshows so people forget i’ve profited off of spreading right wing misinformation the last 3 elections
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being able to read the normal replies without scrolling past a transphobic coke rant by blue-check user thejewishqustion69
November 18, 2024 at 9:25 PM
being able to read the normal replies without scrolling past a transphobic coke rant by blue-check user thejewishqustion69