Kevin Dillon
@kevindillon.bsky.social
Chicago based humorous person.
Die Hard is a Christmas movie, and Geto Boys “Mind Playing Tricks on Me” is a Halloween song- these are just facts.
November 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Die Hard is a Christmas movie, and Geto Boys “Mind Playing Tricks on Me” is a Halloween song- these are just facts.
I’m equally shocked by both that guys death, and that people actually agreed with the things he was saying.
September 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I’m equally shocked by both that guys death, and that people actually agreed with the things he was saying.
Not to get too political but I don’t like the current government at all.
July 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Not to get too political but I don’t like the current government at all.
I’m more Wang Chung than Wu-Tang
July 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I’m more Wang Chung than Wu-Tang
I would go to Coachella-if it is all the bands HGTV uses for music on their programming.
June 29, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I would go to Coachella-if it is all the bands HGTV uses for music on their programming.
The best part of any HGTV show is the generic music with lyrics like “I’m coming hoooome!”
June 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The best part of any HGTV show is the generic music with lyrics like “I’m coming hoooome!”
I knew we were bombing Iran today because Pete had it listed in his AIM away message.
June 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I knew we were bombing Iran today because Pete had it listed in his AIM away message.
Reposted by Kevin Dillon
My favorite part of traveling is feeling like throwing up before, during and after. What a thrill.
June 21, 2025 at 11:02 AM
My favorite part of traveling is feeling like throwing up before, during and after. What a thrill.
My wife and I got massages at a place called “Oasis”. The masseuse asked if I wanted CBD oil and I said “MAYBEEEE”. They were not amused.
June 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
My wife and I got massages at a place called “Oasis”. The masseuse asked if I wanted CBD oil and I said “MAYBEEEE”. They were not amused.
Me in 2025: “Music today is just weird!”
Me in 1995: “That Bjork is pretty neat!”
Me in 1995: “That Bjork is pretty neat!”
June 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Me in 2025: “Music today is just weird!”
Me in 1995: “That Bjork is pretty neat!”
Me in 1995: “That Bjork is pretty neat!”
Reposted by Kevin Dillon
#NewMusicPSA 📣
A brand new Sloan album, Based on the Best Seller, will be released on September 26th! They've also just released the first track from it: Live Forever.
youtu.be/Dw6oaQ7pSZU?...
A brand new Sloan album, Based on the Best Seller, will be released on September 26th! They've also just released the first track from it: Live Forever.
youtu.be/Dw6oaQ7pSZU?...
Live Forever
YouTube video by Sloan - Topic
youtu.be
June 16, 2025 at 1:42 PM
#NewMusicPSA 📣
A brand new Sloan album, Based on the Best Seller, will be released on September 26th! They've also just released the first track from it: Live Forever.
youtu.be/Dw6oaQ7pSZU?...
A brand new Sloan album, Based on the Best Seller, will be released on September 26th! They've also just released the first track from it: Live Forever.
youtu.be/Dw6oaQ7pSZU?...
I’m like a human PT Cruiser: I’m kinda old and a little weird looking.
June 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’m like a human PT Cruiser: I’m kinda old and a little weird looking.
I never really feel old unless I have to climb across the seat in a big Uber.
June 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I never really feel old unless I have to climb across the seat in a big Uber.
I remember a Sinbad genie movie but it starred Anthony Michael Hall. What the heck timeline am I from??!!
May 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I remember a Sinbad genie movie but it starred Anthony Michael Hall. What the heck timeline am I from??!!
Happy Memorial Day to all the haters.
May 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Happy Memorial Day to all the haters.
New cat is helping me lose weight. She’s afraid of the sounds of frying foods, and I can’t deal with the disappointment when she sees me open up a snack and it’s not for her.
May 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
New cat is helping me lose weight. She’s afraid of the sounds of frying foods, and I can’t deal with the disappointment when she sees me open up a snack and it’s not for her.
Me: Cool Depeche Mode shirt! I saw them on that tour!
Barista: This is actually my mom’s shirt
Me: Yep, that makes total sense.
Barista: This is actually my mom’s shirt
Me: Yep, that makes total sense.
May 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Me: Cool Depeche Mode shirt! I saw them on that tour!
Barista: This is actually my mom’s shirt
Me: Yep, that makes total sense.
Barista: This is actually my mom’s shirt
Me: Yep, that makes total sense.
Reposted by Kevin Dillon
I find myself telling my new cat to please not eat the plants, which feels very hypocritical as a vegan.
May 24, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I find myself telling my new cat to please not eat the plants, which feels very hypocritical as a vegan.
I think it’s cool that the new Pope has saved big money at Menards
May 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I think it’s cool that the new Pope has saved big money at Menards
Reposted by Kevin Dillon
A new Pope this quickly? They probably didn’t even get to the swimsuit competition.
May 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
A new Pope this quickly? They probably didn’t even get to the swimsuit competition.
Old Pope has already been turned into a Spirit of Halloween store.
May 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Old Pope has already been turned into a Spirit of Halloween store.
Chicago born Robert F. Prevost was just promoted to pope, and while the rest of his improv team seem happy on the surface, they are a little jealous.
May 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Chicago born Robert F. Prevost was just promoted to pope, and while the rest of his improv team seem happy on the surface, they are a little jealous.
I though the NY Met gala was some kind of fancy baseball prom.
May 6, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I though the NY Met gala was some kind of fancy baseball prom.
I’m so poor I thought Berkshire Hathaway was the store brand at BJs Wholesale.
Breaking News: Warren Buffett will step down as the chief executive of Berkshire Hathaway, the conglomerate he made into a $1.1 trillion colossus.
Warren Buffett Says He Plans to Step Down as Head of Berkshire
Mr. Buffett said at the annual shareholders’ meeting that he wanted to turn over the reins to Greg Abel at the end of the year. He started the meeting by saying, “Trade should not be a weapon.”
www.nytimes.com
May 4, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I’m so poor I thought Berkshire Hathaway was the store brand at BJs Wholesale.