Tiffany Dillon
@tldillon.bsky.social
Just a silly lady drifting around the Windy City.
The one thing stopping me from being an influencer is mid-drift confidence. I love a full size shirt.
July 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The one thing stopping me from being an influencer is mid-drift confidence. I love a full size shirt.
My favorite part of traveling is feeling like throwing up before, during and after. What a thrill.
June 21, 2025 at 11:02 AM
My favorite part of traveling is feeling like throwing up before, during and after. What a thrill.
I find myself telling my new cat to please not eat the plants, which feels very hypocritical as a vegan.
May 24, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I find myself telling my new cat to please not eat the plants, which feels very hypocritical as a vegan.
I beginning to think the bad guys figured out time travel.
April 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I beginning to think the bad guys figured out time travel.
Instead of paying people to have children we could, I don’t know, STOP LETTING CHILDREN GET SLAUGHTERED IN SCHOOL.
Just a thought.
Just a thought.
April 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Instead of paying people to have children we could, I don’t know, STOP LETTING CHILDREN GET SLAUGHTERED IN SCHOOL.
Just a thought.
Just a thought.
My favorite part about sushi is spending $50 on a fancy rice ball only to be hungry one hour later.
March 31, 2025 at 12:01 AM
My favorite part about sushi is spending $50 on a fancy rice ball only to be hungry one hour later.
Why do we label pizza boxes with “pizza”? What else do we expect in that shaped box? Pants?
March 24, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Why do we label pizza boxes with “pizza”? What else do we expect in that shaped box? Pants?
I love you Canadian TV, but the
series finale of Frankie Drake Mysteries was unnecessarily cruel.
series finale of Frankie Drake Mysteries was unnecessarily cruel.
March 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I love you Canadian TV, but the
series finale of Frankie Drake Mysteries was unnecessarily cruel.
series finale of Frankie Drake Mysteries was unnecessarily cruel.
Whenever I see something alarming, I squeal like Lucille Ball but if I’m startled by something, I sing like Judy Garland. So please remain calm and still around me at all times.
February 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Whenever I see something alarming, I squeal like Lucille Ball but if I’m startled by something, I sing like Judy Garland. So please remain calm and still around me at all times.
I love that when passengers turn the platform heaters on at train stops they’re illuminated like I’m about to watch the solo performance of a lifetime. #Chicago
January 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I love that when passengers turn the platform heaters on at train stops they’re illuminated like I’m about to watch the solo performance of a lifetime. #Chicago
Right now it feels like we’re all about to be locked up abroad in our own country.. so that’s fun.
January 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Right now it feels like we’re all about to be locked up abroad in our own country.. so that’s fun.
My dad pronounces “vegan” like “vej-un” and I’m just glad he doesn’t know what a GIF is.
December 29, 2024 at 5:02 PM
My dad pronounces “vegan” like “vej-un” and I’m just glad he doesn’t know what a GIF is.
Not sure why we had to ruin perfectly good hard candies by throwing a stick in them and calling them lollipops. Its like saying, “hey, you know that excess saliva in you mouth? What if you preserved it with a slobbery stick”.
December 1, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Not sure why we had to ruin perfectly good hard candies by throwing a stick in them and calling them lollipops. Its like saying, “hey, you know that excess saliva in you mouth? What if you preserved it with a slobbery stick”.
Happy Thanksgiving, all! I’m thankful I remembered to take my tofu out of the freezer just in time. 🤍 🍽️
November 28, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, all! I’m thankful I remembered to take my tofu out of the freezer just in time. 🤍 🍽️
I hope our descendants watch videos from this time and think we were all giants with normal size microphones.
November 25, 2024 at 10:01 PM
I hope our descendants watch videos from this time and think we were all giants with normal size microphones.
Going to see Wicked later today. Looking forward to hearing the audience members make their Broadway debut.
November 23, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Going to see Wicked later today. Looking forward to hearing the audience members make their Broadway debut.
Is it too late to brag that I deleted my twitter two years ago? #trendsetter
November 20, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Is it too late to brag that I deleted my twitter two years ago? #trendsetter
My best friend told me that I’m gorgeous without makeup and I look like Lady Gaga. He’s gay so I know it’s true.
November 10, 2023 at 2:48 PM
My best friend told me that I’m gorgeous without makeup and I look like Lady Gaga. He’s gay so I know it’s true.
I’m the vegan friend so yeah, I’m always packing some linty pocket nuts to pair with the restaurant’s vegan options*
*Lemons in my water and a dry bed of romaine lettuce.
*Lemons in my water and a dry bed of romaine lettuce.
September 21, 2023 at 4:38 PM
I’m the vegan friend so yeah, I’m always packing some linty pocket nuts to pair with the restaurant’s vegan options*
*Lemons in my water and a dry bed of romaine lettuce.
*Lemons in my water and a dry bed of romaine lettuce.
Farts are just the ghosts of air past.
September 19, 2023 at 11:07 PM
Farts are just the ghosts of air past.
I’ve recently made some new friends and we’re in that sweet phase where we’re trying to see if our weirds are compatible. So far so good.
September 19, 2023 at 2:00 AM
I’ve recently made some new friends and we’re in that sweet phase where we’re trying to see if our weirds are compatible. So far so good.
Meditation is a fun way to get in that quick nap I needed before I start my day.
September 19, 2023 at 1:56 AM
Meditation is a fun way to get in that quick nap I needed before I start my day.
Blue sky, blue hi.
September 19, 2023 at 1:56 AM
Blue sky, blue hi.