Kev Curran
@kevincurranx.bsky.social
Whimsical jests and light entertainment!
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Kev Curran
@kevincurranx.bsky.social
· Nov 26
I'm that person at your office who continually can't believe it's already whatever day of the week it is.
Banks are always worried about robberies, so they mitigate that risk by putting chains on the pens.
December 20, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Banks are always worried about robberies, so they mitigate that risk by putting chains on the pens.
Seems really unfair to judge someone solely based on the atrocities they committed
December 2, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Seems really unfair to judge someone solely based on the atrocities they committed
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All the brands I’ve ever interacted with at any point in my life reappearing like in the climax of ENDGAME to email me about this week’s sales
November 27, 2024 at 5:20 PM
All the brands I’ve ever interacted with at any point in my life reappearing like in the climax of ENDGAME to email me about this week’s sales
Lawyer: And, Mr. Flintstone, your family celebrates Christmas every year, correct?
Fred: That's right!
Lawyer: Thousands of years before Christ?
[courtroom breaks into loud murmur]
Fred: That's right!
Lawyer: Thousands of years before Christ?
[courtroom breaks into loud murmur]
December 2, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Lawyer: And, Mr. Flintstone, your family celebrates Christmas every year, correct?
Fred: That's right!
Lawyer: Thousands of years before Christ?
[courtroom breaks into loud murmur]
Fred: That's right!
Lawyer: Thousands of years before Christ?
[courtroom breaks into loud murmur]
And remember, because of Daylight Saving Time, the Doomsday Clock springs forward in a few months.
December 2, 2024 at 3:09 PM
And remember, because of Daylight Saving Time, the Doomsday Clock springs forward in a few months.
Clicked “I do not agree” on a Terms & Conditions screen. Now I’m just sitting here.
December 2, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Clicked “I do not agree” on a Terms & Conditions screen. Now I’m just sitting here.
Let us not forget the true meaning of Lexus December to Remember.
December 2, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Let us not forget the true meaning of Lexus December to Remember.
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me: [on phone] hey did u know that cats use their whiskers to see if they can fit through places
wife: yes, is this why you’re calling me at work
me: lol no….i’m stuck in the chimney
wife: yes, is this why you’re calling me at work
me: lol no….i’m stuck in the chimney
November 27, 2024 at 1:15 AM
me: [on phone] hey did u know that cats use their whiskers to see if they can fit through places
wife: yes, is this why you’re calling me at work
me: lol no….i’m stuck in the chimney
wife: yes, is this why you’re calling me at work
me: lol no….i’m stuck in the chimney
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me:
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
November 25, 2024 at 2:38 PM
me:
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
I think the previous owner was a hoarder. Had to throw out hundreds of dusty old bottles of wine that were just stacked up in the basement.
November 26, 2024 at 3:40 PM
I think the previous owner was a hoarder. Had to throw out hundreds of dusty old bottles of wine that were just stacked up in the basement.
Banks are mostly online services now, but you still have to go in person for some things. Like using a barely functional pen that they think you might steal.
November 26, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Banks are mostly online services now, but you still have to go in person for some things. Like using a barely functional pen that they think you might steal.
Banks are open from 10:30am until just before your lunch break. No time for banking this afternoon with all this money in here!
November 26, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Banks are open from 10:30am until just before your lunch break. No time for banking this afternoon with all this money in here!
I'm honest to a fault. Like, I might be crossing the street and would stop to call the cops to report a jaywalk in progress.
November 26, 2024 at 3:31 PM
I'm honest to a fault. Like, I might be crossing the street and would stop to call the cops to report a jaywalk in progress.
There is no greater affirmation of our humanity than selecting all of the squares that contain a bus.
November 26, 2024 at 3:22 PM
There is no greater affirmation of our humanity than selecting all of the squares that contain a bus.
I'm that person at your office who continually can't believe it's already whatever day of the week it is.
November 26, 2024 at 3:16 PM
I'm that person at your office who continually can't believe it's already whatever day of the week it is.