Ketamean
@ketameen.bsky.social
NYC Medic | Husband | Dad
Keep your political bullshit off my feed.
Keep your political bullshit off my feed.
I want to see the Bluey episode that shows how the parents act when the kids are acting like little asses.
December 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I want to see the Bluey episode that shows how the parents act when the kids are acting like little asses.
Remember folks, living with your mom is ok. It's just not ok when she's been dead for a few weeks and her body is melting into the carpet. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
July 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Remember folks, living with your mom is ok. It's just not ok when she's been dead for a few weeks and her body is melting into the carpet. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
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Thank you for being my babies. Being your daddy is the greatest honor of my life. I love you all more than anything in the world.
June 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Thank you for being my babies. Being your daddy is the greatest honor of my life. I love you all more than anything in the world.
If I died and went to hell, it would probably be about two weeks before I figured out I wasn't at work anymore.
June 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
If I died and went to hell, it would probably be about two weeks before I figured out I wasn't at work anymore.
Get ready for the next generation. #hockeyfamily
May 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Get ready for the next generation. #hockeyfamily
Wayne Gretzky is now one goal away from catching Ovechkin.
April 7, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Wayne Gretzky is now one goal away from catching Ovechkin.
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People I wish would shut the fuck up over the years...
March 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
People I wish would shut the fuck up over the years...
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Why is Donald Trump stifling free speech? Because that's what every dictator does.
March 31, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Why is Donald Trump stifling free speech? Because that's what every dictator does.
My first attempt at imaging the sun and making a panel.
April 14, 2024 at 3:50 PM
My first attempt at imaging the sun and making a panel.
Daylight savings time can suck my ass. I'd like my hour back now please.
March 10, 2024 at 10:05 AM
Daylight savings time can suck my ass. I'd like my hour back now please.
The best faces to see at 5am!
January 25, 2024 at 4:07 PM
The best faces to see at 5am!
I changed my first girl diaper today. It was terrifying.
January 12, 2024 at 11:50 PM
I changed my first girl diaper today. It was terrifying.
I had Doritos, had to pee, and forgot to wash my hands before (I did after). Now I have a dorito dick. #doritodick
January 2, 2024 at 7:23 PM
I had Doritos, had to pee, and forgot to wash my hands before (I did after). Now I have a dorito dick. #doritodick
It's 0900 on Christmas Day in New York and my balls are way sweatier than I'd like them to be. #ChristmasDayWorker
December 25, 2023 at 1:47 PM
It's 0900 on Christmas Day in New York and my balls are way sweatier than I'd like them to be. #ChristmasDayWorker
@jay.bsky.team best of luck with the platform!
December 22, 2023 at 5:29 PM
@jay.bsky.team best of luck with the platform!