Kerry G Kreitzer
@kerrington-k.bsky.social
Retired banker now published author
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Pizza is my favorite food, breakfast, lunch or supper, hot or cold. When I hear the word pizza, I always recall an old joke about an Italian gentleman who hired a contractor to build a house. (see attached).
December 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Pizza is my favorite food, breakfast, lunch or supper, hot or cold. When I hear the word pizza, I always recall an old joke about an Italian gentleman who hired a contractor to build a house. (see attached).
I was puzzled by his (as you say) 𝘤𝘳𝘺𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘤 response as I continued to knead the bag of margarine.
November 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I was puzzled by his (as you say) 𝘤𝘳𝘺𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘤 response as I continued to knead the bag of margarine.
💀𝓜𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓮...☠️
October 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
💀𝓜𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓮...☠️
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐞?
𝐂’𝐦𝐨𝐧, 𝐤𝐞𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐩!
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐧 𝐝𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬?
𝐀𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐨𝐧𝐞, 𝐀𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐭𝐰𝐨.
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥?
𝐁𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧
𝐂’𝐦𝐨𝐧, 𝐤𝐞𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐩!
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐧 𝐝𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬?
𝐀𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐨𝐧𝐞, 𝐀𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐭𝐰𝐨.
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥?
𝐁𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧
October 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐞?
𝐂’𝐦𝐨𝐧, 𝐤𝐞𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐩!
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐧 𝐝𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬?
𝐀𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐨𝐧𝐞, 𝐀𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐭𝐰𝐨.
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥?
𝐁𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧
𝐂’𝐦𝐨𝐧, 𝐤𝐞𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐩!
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐧 𝐝𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬?
𝐀𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐨𝐧𝐞, 𝐀𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐭𝐰𝐨.
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥?
𝐁𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧
𝐂𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬? 𝐈'𝐦 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐚𝐣𝐨𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐬.
(𝗜𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁, 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁-𝗰𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝘁, 𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁 "𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝘁𝗮𝗯" 𝗶𝗻 𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗽-𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘂.𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗮𝗯. 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗰𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗿 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗲𝗻𝗹𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁.)
(𝗜𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁, 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁-𝗰𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝘁, 𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁 "𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝘁𝗮𝗯" 𝗶𝗻 𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗽-𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘂.𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗮𝗯. 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗰𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗿 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗲𝗻𝗹𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁.)
September 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
𝐂𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬? 𝐈'𝐦 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐚𝐣𝐨𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐬.
(𝗜𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁, 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁-𝗰𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝘁, 𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁 "𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝘁𝗮𝗯" 𝗶𝗻 𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗽-𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘂.𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗮𝗯. 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗰𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗿 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗲𝗻𝗹𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁.)
(𝗜𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁, 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁-𝗰𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝘁, 𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁 "𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝘁𝗮𝗯" 𝗶𝗻 𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗽-𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘂.𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗮𝗯. 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗰𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗿 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗲𝗻𝗹𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁.)
"𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓣𝓪𝓵𝓴 𝓛𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓪 𝓟𝓲𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓓𝓪𝔂"
Arrr...shiver me timbers, a sailor's gold is a sailor's tomb, Davey Jones' locker, walk the plank etc. etc.
Arrr...shiver me timbers, a sailor's gold is a sailor's tomb, Davey Jones' locker, walk the plank etc. etc.
September 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
"𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓣𝓪𝓵𝓴 𝓛𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓪 𝓟𝓲𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓓𝓪𝔂"
Arrr...shiver me timbers, a sailor's gold is a sailor's tomb, Davey Jones' locker, walk the plank etc. etc.
Arrr...shiver me timbers, a sailor's gold is a sailor's tomb, Davey Jones' locker, walk the plank etc. etc.
I entered a Trump poetry contest and this is my winning entry.
August 21, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I entered a Trump poetry contest and this is my winning entry.
He should help the poor guy out, tell him to talk to Frank.
August 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
He should help the poor guy out, tell him to talk to Frank.
Off-topic, but this, from The Nats Report’s Richard Wachtel, should be a must-read for Irvin & Hickey.
And speaking of Hickey, every time he goes out to the mound I say to my wife, I bet he's saying, "Let me show you how I used to throw one of my 3-pitch arsenal, the curve ball, back in the 80's."
And speaking of Hickey, every time he goes out to the mound I say to my wife, I bet he's saying, "Let me show you how I used to throw one of my 3-pitch arsenal, the curve ball, back in the 80's."
August 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Off-topic, but this, from The Nats Report’s Richard Wachtel, should be a must-read for Irvin & Hickey.
And speaking of Hickey, every time he goes out to the mound I say to my wife, I bet he's saying, "Let me show you how I used to throw one of my 3-pitch arsenal, the curve ball, back in the 80's."
And speaking of Hickey, every time he goes out to the mound I say to my wife, I bet he's saying, "Let me show you how I used to throw one of my 3-pitch arsenal, the curve ball, back in the 80's."
Adamant? Sounds like she's a super-hero.
August 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Adamant? Sounds like she's a super-hero.
If I post a picture/image along with my post I get a reaction. Last week in response to an Opinion piece on shoes, in the Washington Post, I posted a 2-verse addendum to The Old Lady Who Lived in a Shoe. Someone replied with a 2-liner poem about Buster Brown and his dog, I poetically responded. LOL.
July 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
If I post a picture/image along with my post I get a reaction. Last week in response to an Opinion piece on shoes, in the Washington Post, I posted a 2-verse addendum to The Old Lady Who Lived in a Shoe. Someone replied with a 2-liner poem about Buster Brown and his dog, I poetically responded. LOL.
And here's the little guy at the beach, circa. 2010.
July 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
And here's the little guy at the beach, circa. 2010.
A nice beach in Grand Bend, Ontario, CANADA
and a Nice beach in FRANCE.
"𝐒𝐰𝐢𝐦 𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧!"
and a Nice beach in FRANCE.
"𝐒𝐰𝐢𝐦 𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧!"
July 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
A nice beach in Grand Bend, Ontario, CANADA
and a Nice beach in FRANCE.
"𝐒𝐰𝐢𝐦 𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧!"
and a Nice beach in FRANCE.
"𝐒𝐰𝐢𝐦 𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧!"
My poetic response to your conundrum
July 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
My poetic response to your conundrum
This morning my wife asked me to check the batteries in our weight scales as she kept getting different weight figures. Sure enough the batteries did indeed need replacing. She then tested it and I said in a robotic voice, "Too heavy! Too heavy!"
She came back with a better one,"Get off! Get off!"
She came back with a better one,"Get off! Get off!"
July 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This morning my wife asked me to check the batteries in our weight scales as she kept getting different weight figures. Sure enough the batteries did indeed need replacing. She then tested it and I said in a robotic voice, "Too heavy! Too heavy!"
She came back with a better one,"Get off! Get off!"
She came back with a better one,"Get off! Get off!"
I love them too, especially at Christmas.
June 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I love them too, especially at Christmas.
LOL
I used to have a stash of Mad magazines that I wish I still had.
I remember a cute limerick:
"𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗼𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝘄𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻, 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝗴𝗮𝘁,
𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝗯𝗮𝗯𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗱 𝗡𝗮𝘁, 𝗣𝗮𝘁, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗧𝗮𝘁.
𝗦𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝗶𝗱 𝗶𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴,
𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗶𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴
𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗻𝗼 𝘁𝗶𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗧𝗮𝘁."
I used to have a stash of Mad magazines that I wish I still had.
I remember a cute limerick:
"𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗼𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝘄𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻, 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝗴𝗮𝘁,
𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝗯𝗮𝗯𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗱 𝗡𝗮𝘁, 𝗣𝗮𝘁, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗧𝗮𝘁.
𝗦𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝗶𝗱 𝗶𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴,
𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗶𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴
𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗻𝗼 𝘁𝗶𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗧𝗮𝘁."
June 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
LOL
I used to have a stash of Mad magazines that I wish I still had.
I remember a cute limerick:
"𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗼𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝘄𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻, 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝗴𝗮𝘁,
𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝗯𝗮𝗯𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗱 𝗡𝗮𝘁, 𝗣𝗮𝘁, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗧𝗮𝘁.
𝗦𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝗶𝗱 𝗶𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴,
𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗶𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴
𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗻𝗼 𝘁𝗶𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗧𝗮𝘁."
I used to have a stash of Mad magazines that I wish I still had.
I remember a cute limerick:
"𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗼𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝘄𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻, 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝗴𝗮𝘁,
𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝗯𝗮𝗯𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗱 𝗡𝗮𝘁, 𝗣𝗮𝘁, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗧𝗮𝘁.
𝗦𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝗶𝗱 𝗶𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴,
𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗶𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴
𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗻𝗼 𝘁𝗶𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗧𝗮𝘁."
True story. Too lengthy so I had to convert it to a Jpeg.
June 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
True story. Too lengthy so I had to convert it to a Jpeg.
Along those lines, here's a poem I wrote about our sweet, little Border-terrier, Brodie, whom we lost to a cruel and debilitating disease a few years ago. She was not a girl to be trifled with.
June 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Along those lines, here's a poem I wrote about our sweet, little Border-terrier, Brodie, whom we lost to a cruel and debilitating disease a few years ago. She was not a girl to be trifled with.
Years ago, as a gag xmas gift, my co-workers gave me some apparel-ware known as "Man-T-Hose, 3-legged panty hose for men. I wore it a few times but I kept having trouble with the third leg so I eventually donated it to Goodwill.
June 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Years ago, as a gag xmas gift, my co-workers gave me some apparel-ware known as "Man-T-Hose, 3-legged panty hose for men. I wore it a few times but I kept having trouble with the third leg so I eventually donated it to Goodwill.