Kerry G Kreitzer
@kerrington-k.bsky.social
Retired banker now published author
https://www.amazon.ca/kindle-dbs/entity/author/B0822XGDHR?ref_=dbs_p_ebk_r00_abau_000000
https://www.amazon.ca/kindle-dbs/entity/author/B0822XGDHR?ref_=dbs_p_ebk_r00_abau_000000
💀𝓜𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓮...☠️
October 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
💀𝓜𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓮...☠️
𝐂𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬? 𝐈'𝐦 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐚𝐣𝐨𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐬.
(𝗜𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁, 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁-𝗰𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝘁, 𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁 "𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝘁𝗮𝗯" 𝗶𝗻 𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗽-𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘂.𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗮𝗯. 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗰𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗿 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗲𝗻𝗹𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁.)
(𝗜𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁, 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁-𝗰𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝘁, 𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁 "𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝘁𝗮𝗯" 𝗶𝗻 𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗽-𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘂.𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗮𝗯. 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗰𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗿 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗲𝗻𝗹𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁.)
September 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
𝐂𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬? 𝐈'𝐦 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐚𝐣𝐨𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐬.
(𝗜𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁, 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁-𝗰𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝘁, 𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁 "𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝘁𝗮𝗯" 𝗶𝗻 𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗽-𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘂.𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗮𝗯. 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗰𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗿 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗲𝗻𝗹𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁.)
(𝗜𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁, 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁-𝗰𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝘁, 𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁 "𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝘁𝗮𝗯" 𝗶𝗻 𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗽-𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘂.𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗮𝗯. 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗰𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗿 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗲𝗻𝗹𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁.)
"𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓣𝓪𝓵𝓴 𝓛𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓪 𝓟𝓲𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓓𝓪𝔂"
Arrr...shiver me timbers, a sailor's gold is a sailor's tomb, Davey Jones' locker, walk the plank etc. etc.
Arrr...shiver me timbers, a sailor's gold is a sailor's tomb, Davey Jones' locker, walk the plank etc. etc.
September 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
"𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓣𝓪𝓵𝓴 𝓛𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓪 𝓟𝓲𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓓𝓪𝔂"
Arrr...shiver me timbers, a sailor's gold is a sailor's tomb, Davey Jones' locker, walk the plank etc. etc.
Arrr...shiver me timbers, a sailor's gold is a sailor's tomb, Davey Jones' locker, walk the plank etc. etc.
A nice beach in Grand Bend, Ontario, CANADA
and a Nice beach in FRANCE.
"𝐒𝐰𝐢𝐦 𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧!"
and a Nice beach in FRANCE.
"𝐒𝐰𝐢𝐦 𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧!"
July 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
A nice beach in Grand Bend, Ontario, CANADA
and a Nice beach in FRANCE.
"𝐒𝐰𝐢𝐦 𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧!"
and a Nice beach in FRANCE.
"𝐒𝐰𝐢𝐦 𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧!"
This morning my wife asked me to check the batteries in our weight scales as she kept getting different weight figures. Sure enough the batteries did indeed need replacing. She then tested it and I said in a robotic voice, "Too heavy! Too heavy!"
She came back with a better one,"Get off! Get off!"
She came back with a better one,"Get off! Get off!"
July 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This morning my wife asked me to check the batteries in our weight scales as she kept getting different weight figures. Sure enough the batteries did indeed need replacing. She then tested it and I said in a robotic voice, "Too heavy! Too heavy!"
She came back with a better one,"Get off! Get off!"
She came back with a better one,"Get off! Get off!"
Sun set at Lion's Head, Ontario, Canada
March 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Sun set at Lion's Head, Ontario, Canada
No disrespect intended to the American general public (except for one individual).
February 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
No disrespect intended to the American general public (except for one individual).
𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐁𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝓔𝓵𝓿𝓲𝓼 𝓟𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓵𝓮𝔂, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐑𝐨𝐜𝐤 '𝐧 𝐑𝐨𝐥𝐥, 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐧 𝐉𝐚𝐧𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝟖, 𝟏𝟗𝟑𝟓 𝐢𝐧 𝐓𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐥𝐨, 𝐌𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐢 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧, 𝐀𝐮𝐠𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝟏𝟔, 𝟏𝟗𝟕𝟕, 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝟒𝟐.
Radio station seldom play Elvis' music, even the Classic Rock ones. If you want to catch some of his tunes try:
𝗖𝗿𝘂𝗶𝘀𝗶𝗻' 𝗪𝗚𝗖𝗠 𝟭𝟮𝟰𝟬/𝟭𝟬𝟬.𝟵
Radio station seldom play Elvis' music, even the Classic Rock ones. If you want to catch some of his tunes try:
𝗖𝗿𝘂𝗶𝘀𝗶𝗻' 𝗪𝗚𝗖𝗠 𝟭𝟮𝟰𝟬/𝟭𝟬𝟬.𝟵
January 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐁𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝓔𝓵𝓿𝓲𝓼 𝓟𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓵𝓮𝔂, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐑𝐨𝐜𝐤 '𝐧 𝐑𝐨𝐥𝐥, 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐧 𝐉𝐚𝐧𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝟖, 𝟏𝟗𝟑𝟓 𝐢𝐧 𝐓𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐥𝐨, 𝐌𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐢 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧, 𝐀𝐮𝐠𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝟏𝟔, 𝟏𝟗𝟕𝟕, 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝟒𝟐.
Radio station seldom play Elvis' music, even the Classic Rock ones. If you want to catch some of his tunes try:
𝗖𝗿𝘂𝗶𝘀𝗶𝗻' 𝗪𝗚𝗖𝗠 𝟭𝟮𝟰𝟬/𝟭𝟬𝟬.𝟵
Radio station seldom play Elvis' music, even the Classic Rock ones. If you want to catch some of his tunes try:
𝗖𝗿𝘂𝗶𝘀𝗶𝗻' 𝗪𝗚𝗖𝗠 𝟭𝟮𝟰𝟬/𝟭𝟬𝟬.𝟵
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