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Keris Fox
@keris.bsky.social
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A jelly bean with legs. She/her 🏳️‍🌈
Books. Money. Fandom.
And a cat called Noodles.

🪩 The Harry Styles Effect is OUT NOW https://uk.bookshop.org/p/books/the-harry-styles-effect-keris-fox/7776201
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Seems unfair that Karen and Harry look like that and I look like this #strictly
Maggie from the Little People - a small plastic figure with glasses and curly hair, holding a bucket of popcorn
October 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Screenshot this in 2021. Thinking about it today for no particular reason.
A screenshot of a 1999 tweet from Susie Meister that reads “Live your life in such a way that if you die at 99 it’s still too soon #BettyWhite”
August 30, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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This was in the loos at Battersea Power Station. Passionate about my peeing experience.
A laminated sign asking people to scan a barcode and “tell us about your experience today”.
July 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Tituss Burgess, a black man in a red cardigan, claps from side to side while singing “It was a total bangfest.” From the US sitcom The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.
July 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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If you see this, post an image you saved because it makes you laugh
Sabrina Carpenter in the Manchild video, looking bored/perturbed as a man kisses her next. The subtitles say 🎵FUCK MY LIFE🎵
June 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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I legit just thought “god, showers are great. If you’re cold you can have a hot one and if you’re hot you can have a cold one.”
I’m basically this guy
Paul Whitehouse’s “Brilliant!” character from The Fast Show
May 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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If you're a writer and you worry about repeating yourself, here's Ted Lasso's "semantic satiation" in the Spin City pilot from 1996
Screenshot of Spin City pilot script that reads: MICHAEL (CONT’D) Oh, you're telling me you never bend the truth a little for a story? This is a ruthless business and you're as ruthless as I am. God, it's hard to say ruthless a lot. Ruthless, ruthless, ruthless... See? It can't be done. You want to try?
May 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Finally.
The pontypines from In the Night Garden
May 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Screenshot of a June 2013 Harry Styles tweet that reads “I was told there would be no maths.”
April 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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It’s here! Fifteen years almost to the day since my first ever author copies.
Hardback cover of The Harry Styles Effect by Keris Fox A stack of six copies of The Harry Styles Effect to show off their spines A screenshot from Facebook dated 14 April 2010 with a photo of a box of author copies of Della Says: OMG! by Keris Stainton
April 15, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Helpful. Thanks.
A screenshot of my phone suggesting “faboulois” as a correction for “fabulous”
April 13, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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Been stuck under a cat for the last hour, but it meant I could finishing this absolutely gorgeous new novel from @sarramanning.bsky.social
The Last Days of Summer by Sarra Manning
February 6, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Give it a rest, eh. Breaking news, my arse.
That could lead to a total change in the structure of the universe. But scientists know very little about it - including whether it would happen, when, and how long it might take.
February 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Morning! No egg. Spinach (for health).
A bread roll with melted cheese oozing out, along with some wilted spinach leaves, on an orange plate in a bright living room.
January 28, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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Ah the Sunday morning trapped under a cat photo sesh
Black and white cat, mostly hidden under the duvet, but with her little paws held out like fists Black and white cat, mostly under the duvet, looking at the camera like she can’t believe I’m taking yet another photo A black and white cat, lying on my orange jumper and half-hidden under the duvet, with her white paws outstretched Close up on black and white cat, staring at me from under the duvet, eyes narrows like she’s done with my shit.
January 26, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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Noodles has green eyes today
#DailyNoodles
A tuxedo cat, balanced on a yellow headboard, looking into the camera with big green eyes.
January 21, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Trying to stick to just two books at a time: one fiction and one non-fiction.
#currentlyreading
Hello Stranger by Katherine Center Why We Can’t Sleep by Ada Calhoun
January 20, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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This may be my favourite photo of Noodles so far
A black and white cat, peeping around a bedroom door from the inside and looking unimpressed.
January 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Took the bins out and spotted this little tableau on a wall
A toy car (blue, convertible) and tiny pink Christmas tree on a moss covered brick wall, against a background of an artificial leaf screen.
January 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Watching some 1987 ads on YouTube too. They are quite something
Screenshot of an advert showing a girl doll lying on her back against a red background. The doll has two pins and a syringe stuck in her chest and the tagline reads ‘Smack isn’t worth it.’
January 2, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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I yoga’d and now I toast. Please cheer.
Close up of a hand holding a piece of toast.
December 30, 2024 at 10:22 AM
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Had to share this epic side-eye (in response to my 15yo playing the guitar he got for Christmas)

#DailyNoodles
Close-up of a black and white tuxedo cat, side-eyeing the camera.
December 29, 2024 at 3:56 PM
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Dreamt I had a cat called Pettigrew. First thought on waking: “There is no Pettigrew. Only Noodles.” Ridiculous.

Noodles tho:
Black and white tuxedo cat looking adorable, perched on a yellow headboard and backlit by the yellow light from a lamp.
December 26, 2024 at 9:32 AM
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You'll be visited by three spirits

The three spirits:
Three hand puppets - Soo (a panda), Sooty (a yellow bear) and Sweep (a grey dog) from the classic children’s TV show, The Sooty Show.
December 24, 2024 at 1:46 PM
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Very occasionally Noodles doesn’t look like she wants to kill me in my sleep.

#DailyNoodles
Black and white tuxedo cat, standing on a yellow headboard with wide eyes and adorable little paws.
December 23, 2024 at 8:28 AM