Kenny Kelly
@kennykelly.bsky.social
The San Francisco Giants are my favorite baseball team.
Overturned of course. You can't ding the Dingler.
October 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Overturned of course. You can't ding the Dingler.
Playoff Rooting Interest:
1. Luke Jackson's Mariners
2. Kevin Gausman's Blue Jays
3. Jose Quintana's Brewers
4. Scott Harris' Tigers
5. Jakob Junis' Guardians
6. Zack Littell's Reds
7. Taylor Rogers' Cubs
8. Lou Trivino's Phillies
9. Bryce Johnson's Padres
10. Kyle Harrison's Red Sox
1. Luke Jackson's Mariners
2. Kevin Gausman's Blue Jays
3. Jose Quintana's Brewers
4. Scott Harris' Tigers
5. Jakob Junis' Guardians
6. Zack Littell's Reds
7. Taylor Rogers' Cubs
8. Lou Trivino's Phillies
9. Bryce Johnson's Padres
10. Kyle Harrison's Red Sox
September 30, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Playoff Rooting Interest:
1. Luke Jackson's Mariners
2. Kevin Gausman's Blue Jays
3. Jose Quintana's Brewers
4. Scott Harris' Tigers
5. Jakob Junis' Guardians
6. Zack Littell's Reds
7. Taylor Rogers' Cubs
8. Lou Trivino's Phillies
9. Bryce Johnson's Padres
10. Kyle Harrison's Red Sox
1. Luke Jackson's Mariners
2. Kevin Gausman's Blue Jays
3. Jose Quintana's Brewers
4. Scott Harris' Tigers
5. Jakob Junis' Guardians
6. Zack Littell's Reds
7. Taylor Rogers' Cubs
8. Lou Trivino's Phillies
9. Bryce Johnson's Padres
10. Kyle Harrison's Red Sox
Everyone share your favorite Bob Melvin memories. Mine was when he let Randy Rodriguez throw 43 pitches in that game against the Rockies when he clearly didn't have it.
September 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Everyone share your favorite Bob Melvin memories. Mine was when he let Randy Rodriguez throw 43 pitches in that game against the Rockies when he clearly didn't have it.
This season ended disappointingly, but I don't think the 2026 Giants are that far off. They just need a right fielder, a second baseman, a backup catcher, another outfielder, another infielder, at least 2 starting pitchers, 5 or 6 relievers, and a new manager and coaching staff.
September 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
This season ended disappointingly, but I don't think the 2026 Giants are that far off. They just need a right fielder, a second baseman, a backup catcher, another outfielder, another infielder, at least 2 starting pitchers, 5 or 6 relievers, and a new manager and coaching staff.
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Hey everyone, my kids local park had a lot of funding cut recently. A lot of the kids there suffer from food insecurity so we’re trying to raise money to have good snacks for their after school program. If you can, please donate gofund.me/1d96962d7
Donate to Queen Anne Rec: Protecting a Community Cornerstone, organized by Natasha Amitin
In the heart of Los Angeles’ Mid-City, Queen Anne Recreation Center … Natasha Amitin needs your support for Queen Anne Rec: Protecting a Community Cornerstone
gofund.me
September 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Hey everyone, my kids local park had a lot of funding cut recently. A lot of the kids there suffer from food insecurity so we’re trying to raise money to have good snacks for their after school program. If you can, please donate gofund.me/1d96962d7
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San Francisco Giants fans, check out Drew's Amazon wish list to support middle school kids in the SFUSD! If you can spare $ or share link, it'd be greatly appreciated!
If you're interested in supporting this, feel free to share my #ClearTheList Amazon wish list, which goes to support 950+ SFUSD middle school students at my school site across my department of 5 teachers.
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
Check out my list on Amazon
www.amazon.com
August 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
San Francisco Giants fans, check out Drew's Amazon wish list to support middle school kids in the SFUSD! If you can spare $ or share link, it'd be greatly appreciated!
Just had the grim realization that when I get turned into an AI ghost, the biggest bowl from which to scrape my personality is McCovey Chronicles 2018-19. My digital consciousness is forever doomed to ignore the gap between Dereck Rodriguez's ERA and his FIP.
August 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Just had the grim realization that when I get turned into an AI ghost, the biggest bowl from which to scrape my personality is McCovey Chronicles 2018-19. My digital consciousness is forever doomed to ignore the gap between Dereck Rodriguez's ERA and his FIP.
I hope he's even more hungover this year
July 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I hope he's even more hungover this year
Lisan al Chappie
a man with a beard and a scarf around his head looks at the camera
Alt: Gif of Stilgar from Dune 2 saying Lisan al Gaib
media.tenor.com
June 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Lisan al Chappie
Orphans of Koss:
Brandon Pfaadt
Brandon Pfaadt
a black and white photo of a woman walking across a body of water .
Alt: a black and white photo of a woman walking across a body of water with the Orphan of Kos health bar from Bloodborne on the bottom
media.tenor.com
May 14, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Orphans of Koss:
Brandon Pfaadt
Brandon Pfaadt
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January 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Congratulations to Ichiro and CC Sabathia for their induction into this list I keep on my phone
January 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Congratulations to Ichiro and CC Sabathia for their induction into this list I keep on my phone
Once I was working in an open kitchen and a customer came up to me and asked how we got our *roasted* Brussels sprouts so crispy and I said "we deep fry 'em" and watched her heart break
The secret to restaurant quality cooking is adding way more oil/butter
January 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Once I was working in an open kitchen and a customer came up to me and asked how we got our *roasted* Brussels sprouts so crispy and I said "we deep fry 'em" and watched her heart break
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Imagine being so magnetic that a league has spent decades creating rules to try & get everyone to play like you. That was Rickey Henderson.
December 21, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Imagine being so magnetic that a league has spent decades creating rules to try & get everyone to play like you. That was Rickey Henderson.
The Astros believe they can win the AL West without Kyle Tucker and they're probably right. Further evidence that three divisions per league is too many.
December 13, 2024 at 7:27 PM
The Astros believe they can win the AL West without Kyle Tucker and they're probably right. Further evidence that three divisions per league is too many.
Dodgers really won the World Series and said "we gotta become more like the Giants"
@Ken_Rosenthal tweeted
Source confirms: Michael Conforto to Dodgers. First: @Feinsand
Source confirms: Michael Conforto to Dodgers. First: @Feinsand
December 9, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Dodgers really won the World Series and said "we gotta become more like the Giants"
Probably too many clams for a guy who isn't great at getting on base and won't be a 30-homer guy at Oracle but (A) who cares not my money and (B) you can't put a price on keeping players away from the Dodgers
@JonHeyman tweeted
Giants, Braves and Dodgers were always the most active pursuers of Adames in trade talks. He’s a SS for SF. Yankees people love him as well but they have another priority at moment.
Giants, Braves and Dodgers were always the most active pursuers of Adames in trade talks. He’s a SS for SF. Yankees people love him as well but they have another priority at moment.
December 7, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Probably too many clams for a guy who isn't great at getting on base and won't be a 30-homer guy at Oracle but (A) who cares not my money and (B) you can't put a price on keeping players away from the Dodgers
Giants team doctor has the chance to do the funniest thing ever
@JeffPassan tweeted
BREAKING: Shortstop Willy Adames and the San Francisco Giants are in agreement on a seven-year, $182 million contract, the largest deal in franchise history, sources tell ESPN. Adames, 29, had a career-best 32 home runs and 112 RBIs in 2024. The deal is pending a physical.
BREAKING: Shortstop Willy Adames and the San Francisco Giants are in agreement on a seven-year, $182 million contract, the largest deal in franchise history, sources tell ESPN. Adames, 29, had a career-best 32 home runs and 112 RBIs in 2024. The deal is pending a physical.
December 7, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Giants team doctor has the chance to do the funniest thing ever
ME, AGE 15: Ha ha, I like the riffs, but some of these Bad Religion lyrics are kind of corny
ME, AGE 35: No joke, how COULD Hell be any worse?
ME, AGE 35: No joke, how COULD Hell be any worse?
December 4, 2024 at 5:47 PM
ME, AGE 15: Ha ha, I like the riffs, but some of these Bad Religion lyrics are kind of corny
ME, AGE 35: No joke, how COULD Hell be any worse?
ME, AGE 35: No joke, how COULD Hell be any worse?
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Hey new users— we’ve been trying to build a strong culture of expecting alt text. Take it from me, because I’ve heard from them: there are blind people on this app and they appreciate being included. You can also turn on a setting that prevents you from posting images without it, if you forget
November 11, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Hey new users— we’ve been trying to build a strong culture of expecting alt text. Take it from me, because I’ve heard from them: there are blind people on this app and they appreciate being included. You can also turn on a setting that prevents you from posting images without it, if you forget
