It's ironic that I had to like this even though I don't... Like this at all

My dude no matter how old you are right now you're not "life alert necklace" old

Holy fuck treez, I love Rosalia and bjork like there's no fucking tomorrow. I caught this track of theirs on Tidal when I changed over from Deezer and I loved it!

OSHA approved hammock a safe distance away from the fire pit... You don't want to blister do you?

Who among us has never wanted a snow cone machine?

I feel you dude, I think if a kid of a politician wants to become a politician they should have to kill their politician parent...

Which I think would be fine with some of these ghouls

He is a real scumbag

Yeah but one can somebody primary Schumer? That's what I really want

Those are contagious you know...