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Kennef
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Just getting started on this new round of life experiences. I like TTRPGs, music and movies, nerd culture and stuff like that. I just might be a Goblin
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Kennef @kennef.bsky.social · Oct 9
For my friends on the skyline: The official Context Merch clubhouse is open!

As a thank you for being here, tees (S-XL) are always just $16, and larger sizes are discounted too!
Come say hi! ✨👇
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let me know what you think!
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Bikes, flashlights, and the smell of ozone. Mirkwood isn't just a path on a map; it's a test. If you know, you know. This synthwave mix captures that 1983 Hawkins energy for your next session. �
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January 22, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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HotGoblins Vtuber Spicy Goblin Parody Logo by contextmerch
Off the chain and a little spicy... This design parodies the chaotic snack logos of the early 2000s while celebrating the "Hot Goblin" energy of the Vtuber and DnD community. If you're a goblin who's ...
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January 19, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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Celebrate the outlaw spirit... This design honors Angelo Poffo and his sons, Randy Savage and Lanny Poffo. Before they went global, they ruled the Lexington territory with pure spectacle and family gr...
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January 17, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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Jan 16, 1967: Angelo Poffo loses the belt to a Von Erich. That friction birthed the outlaw ICW territory in Lexington. From 6,033 sit-ups to "The Spider," wear the legacy starting at $16 - 35% off sitewide tonight only. 📎 www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8648... #BSNM
International Championship Wrestling ICW Poffo Territory Vintage by contextmerch
Celebrate the outlaw spirit... This design honors Angelo Poffo and his sons, Randy Savage and Lanny Poffo. Before they went global, they ruled the Lexington territory with pure spectacle and family gr...
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January 17, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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January 16, 2026 at 11:05 AM
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Morning initiative! ☕️ Most #monsters hide in #dungeons, but the real threat is in your mug. Catch the #BlueSkyNightMarket sale for the #CoffeeMimic! 🎲 Just $16 until Saturday morning.

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Trust Issues Coffee Mimic Tabletop Gaming Graphic by contextmerch
Careful with that order... the house blend has a bit of a bite today. Our barista-cleric warned the Barbarian, but some folks just can't wait for their Venti fix. Roll for initiative before you add cr...
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January 15, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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Oh my God I am so sick and tired of all my friends saying

"So do you want to come over this weekend and binge the avatar movies?"
January 15, 2026 at 1:22 PM
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Not the James Cameron cares but ...
January 15, 2026 at 1:17 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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GREETINGS STARFIGHTER! You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the Frontier against Xur! 🚀 Plus, the 1987 Coleco classic STARCOM: THE U.S. SPACE FORCE has officially touched down. Relive the golden age of 80s sci-fi and toys.

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January 9, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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GREETINGS STARFIGHTER! You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the Frontier against Xur! 🚀 Plus, the 1987 Coleco classic STARCOM: THE U.S. SPACE FORCE has officially touched down. Relive the golden age of 80s sci-fi and toys.

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A product mockup of a black ceramic mug featuring a weathered, circular STAR LEAGUE seal. The design includes the text GUNSTAR ONE · UNIT 84 on the top arc and STARLITE·STARBRITE TRAILER PARK on the bottom. This is the perfect vessel for drinking coffee while wondering if that high score on your arcade cabinet is actually a recruitment test for an interstellar war. It is the official mug of choice for anyone who believes their trailer park is just a temporary waypoint on the road to RYLOS. A man wearing a navy blue t-shirt featuring the STAR LEAGUE insignia centered on the chest. The circular border contains the text NAVIGATOR GRIG · STARFIGHTER COMMAND along the lower curve. This shirt is for the co-pilot who knows that being "the best" is about more than just shooting-it is about having the best technical skills in the fleet. It is a tribute to the lizard-man who taught us all that even a back-up navigator can be a hero, provided they have a steady hand and a sense of duty to the FRONTIER. A flat-lay photograph of a navy blue t-shirt displaying the STAR LEAGUE emblem with a technical twist. The design features a tilted sword and wing graphic with the text MODIFIED PAYLOAD · DEATH BLOSSOM MK-I along the bottom. This shirt represents the ultimate "hail mary" maneuver in galactic history. It is the official uniform for anyone who believes that if you are going to go out, you should go out spinning at high speeds and firing every single weapon in your arsenal at once. A man modeling a black t-shirt featuring a vintage, distressed STARCOM mission patch. The emblem shows a shuttle launching over EARTH with a yellow scroll reading THE U.S. SPACE FORCE. Wearing this shirt grants you an immediate nostalgia boost for motorized toys and MAGNA-LOCK boots. It is the essential attire for anyone who spent their childhood defending the planetary frontier from the SHADOW FORCE and still expects their furniture to have magnetic connectivity.
January 9, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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The Ace went out on his shield at #NJPW #wrestlekingdom today... heavy stuff. That final Rainmaker… Oof 🤼 #WrestleSky

by the way if you like wrestling history you can wear… Just sayin…
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January 4, 2026 at 1:05 PM
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The fallout begins at #NewYearsSmash! 🎆

While #MJF & Moxley war on #AEWDynamite, I'm honoring history for the #WrestleSky fam. 🤼

#ProWrestling is built on legends. If you love that #80sWrestling era, check out my restorations of the icons who paved the way. 👇
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January 1, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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Well yeah, it looks like I'm not going to be watching this live... But the upside is I'll go to bed early and then I'll wake up way early in the morning and watch it then it'll be awesome.

I know it was an appropriate time for the show to come to a close, just give me one last ride, Hawkins!
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It’s time to say goodbye to the #Hawkins gang. The series finale is tonight, and our #StrangerThings album is the perfect way to remember the journey. From #HawkinsHigh to #TheUpsideDown, we’ve got you covered. One last trip to the #80s !

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January 1, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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I'm not sure I'm going to be able to watch #strangerthings live tonight for the finale. I had my eyes dilated and injections in both eyes and right now they're sensitive .

I've got a couple hours left before it starts but I might have to put it off a little bit...
December 31, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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You know I think the world would be a better place in 2026 if blue sky had carousel image displays for any post that had more than one picture attached to it... Maybe that's just me being selfish

But maybe that's me just being selfless and wanting other people to have that experience. #bluesky
December 31, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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It’s time to say goodbye to the #Hawkins gang. The series finale is tonight, and our #StrangerThings album is the perfect way to remember the journey. From #HawkinsHigh to #TheUpsideDown, we’ve got you covered. One last trip to the #80s !

📎 www.teepublic.com/user/context...
A woman leaning against a vintage orange truck, wearing a dark green t-shirt with the yellow "Family Video" logo. The shirt features the iconic logo and the tagline "Paused at 53 minutes, 5 seconds..." below it. This shirt is essential for anyone who knows the true value of a VHS tape that has been permanently paused on the best scene. It’s a badge of honor for those who believe that true friendship is letting your friends borrow a movie indefinitely, no questions asked. A large-build man modeling a black t-shirt with a vintage-style "Hawkins High School" logo. The graphic features a tiger head mascot within a circular emblem, flanked by the year "1983." Wearing this shirt doesn't guarantee you a spot on the basketball team, but it might help you get away with skipping class to hunt monsters. It’s the perfect attire for showing school spirit, especially if your school has a statistically improbable number of interdimensional portals. A woman modeling a black t-shirt with a retro, 80s gradient logo for "WSQK The Squawk 94.5 FM." The design features stylized wings and the tagline "Hawkins New Hitmaker" below the frequency. This shirt is perfect for anyone whose D&D club has been unfairly targeted by a local news segment. It’s the official uniform for blasting synth-heavy new wave while dodging a supernatural entity that has been stalking you since you started high school. A flat-lay photograph of a navy blue t-shirt on a wooden surface, featuring a distressed triangular "Palace Arcade" logo. The design includes the text "HAWKINS, INDIANA" and a border listing "SKEEBALL," "AIR HOCKEY," "PINBALL," and "PAC-MAN." This shirt is ideal for anyone who has ever had their high score on Dig Dug challenged by a mysterious new kid. It radiates the specific, greasy joy of a Friday night spent blowing your entire allowance on quarters and pizza.
December 31, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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I agree but how does Tidal look at all of the varied history of bands I've ever listened to and then they pick...

Honeymoon suite?

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December 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Starting out a little early today heading out to an appointment. There's going to be a winter storm warning going on till Friday and I just had to book something every day this week...

Anyway enjoy the song by chairlift
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December 30, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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WAIT A MINUTE! IS THAT...? IT IS!
Jim Crockett Promotions has joined the fray!
This #RetroWrestling album is a total #Slobberknocker.

Suit up with #wrestlesky before the bell! And obviously tag this post sharing it wide and far!

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December 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Yeah I got to be honest I wasn't expecting this tune to be this good. Yeah a good cover is so nourishing to my soul..

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December 26, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Merry Christmas from #Hawkins! 🎄 While you're unwrapping gifts, the gate is swinging wide. Vol. 2 drops tonight at 8 PM ET. Are you team hashtag #Tigers or Arcade rats? Gear up for the end—it's almost time to face the music. 🎧🔥

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A male model with heavily tattooed arms wears a black t-shirt. The front displays the "Hawkins Police Department" emblem in a weathered gold and white print, designed to mimic the Indiana state flag with a central torch and a circle of nineteen stars. This design represents the overworked and underprepared law enforcement of Hawkins, Indiana. Chief Jim Hopper's department had to deal with more than just standard small-town crime, eventually becoming the thin blue line between a quiet Midwest suburb and the horrors of the Upside Down. A plus size male model is shown from the chest up wearing a dark green t-shirt. The shirt features the yellow "Family Video" logo with the specific subtitle "Paused at 53 minutes, 5 seconds..." printed in a distressed font below the main branding. This design is a tribute to the legendary video rental chain and a specific emotional beat from "Stranger Things." The timestamp 53:05 is a heart-wrenching reference to the exact moment the character Robin Buckley realizes her life in Hawkins has changed forever while working a shift at the store. A female model wears a black t-shirt featuring a colorful, distressed logo for "WSQK The Squawk 94.5 FM." The design uses 80s-inspired typography with neon pink, yellow, and blue gradients, and includes the tagline "Hawkins New Hitmaker" in a stylized box at the bottom. WSQK is the fictional soundtrack to the supernatural events in Hawkins. In an era where FM radio was the lifeblood of youth culture, "The Squawk" would have been the station playing the very synth-pop and rock anthems that fans now associate with the high-stakes battles against Vecna and the Mind Flayer. A big and tall sized male model stands outdoors wearing a black t-shirt. The design features the "Hawkins High School" logo in vibrant green and orange, depicting a roaring tiger mascot centered between the numbers "19" and "83" in a classic varsity block style. Wearing this shirt is like stepping back into the halls of Hawkins High during the most infamous year in the town's history. 1983 marks the beginning of the series, where the Tigers' school spirit was tested by disappearing students and government conspiracies unfolding right in their own backyard.
December 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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The gifts aren't over! 🎄✨

TeePublic just dropped an After Christmas Sale - up to 35% off sitewide! Our updated #WiredDifferently #Cyberpunk #Technomancer design is only $16.00. Grab it while the sale lasts! #BSNM 📎

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A navy blue t-shirt is shown in a flat-lay mockup. The design features a stylized cyberpunk woman with vibrant pink hair, wearing high-tech chrome VR goggles and a black leather vest. Below the character, the phrase "Wired Differently" is written in a jagged, neon blue and purple gradient font. This shirt celebrates the "High Tech, Low Life" aesthetic of the cyberpunk genre. The phrase "Wired Differently" is a double entendre, referring both to the mechanical augmentations of a futuristic street samurai and the unique mindset of the neurodivergent community. A female model is shown from the chest up wearing a black hoodie with the hood pulled over her head. The front features a large "Hawkins High School" logo with a roaring tiger head in orange and white, flanked by the year "19" and "83" in green varsity-style blocks. This hoodie is the perfect "stealth nerd" apparel for fans of "Stranger Things." While it looks like a standard vintage school sweatshirt, 1983 is the pivotal year the Gate opened in Hawkins, Indiana, turning the local high school into a front line for the battle against the Upside Down. A female model is wearing a fitted black t-shirt. The design is a circular emblem featuring two entwined snakes—one golden yellow and one smoky grey—biting each other's tails. Around the circle, the text reads, "Bastian made many other wishes. But that's... another story." The logo is a creative reimagining of the AURYN from Michael Ende's "The Neverending Story." The quote is the iconic closing line used throughout the book to skip over side adventures, reminding the wearer that their own story is still being written. A black hoodie is displayed in a 3/4 view mockup. The central design is a circular seal for the "Miskatonic University Department of Cryptozoology," featuring a grotesque, purple multi-eyed Shoggoth devouring an explorer in a khaki outfit. This design is a deep dive into H.P. Lovecraft’s Cthulhu Mythos. Miskatonic University is the famous fictional setting in Arkham, where the Department of Cryptozoology likely spends more time losing faculty to ancient horrors than actually cataloging them.
December 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Honestly this is the most relatable meme for 2025. Now I stole this from Reddit, and I gleefully admit it so come at me bro...
So a mock-up of the time person of the year cover and somebody photoshopped in Luigi mangione and let me just say the eat the rich Christmas sweater is a really nice touch
December 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Field research just got messy. 🐙🧪

The #MiskatonicUniversity #Cryptozoology Dept. has an update for the #Shoggoth Specimen Research Tee!
For those who know a mass of protoplasm just needs training. Only $16.00!

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Miskatonic University Cryptozoology Shoggoth Specimen Research by Context Merch
The department’s latest specimen is uncontainable, hungry, and definitely not a pet. For those researchers who believe that even a multi-eyed mass of protoplasm just needs a little training. A tribute...
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December 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM