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Kennef
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Just getting started on this new round of life experiences. I like TTRPGs, music and movies, nerd culture and stuff like that. I just might be a Goblin
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Kennef @kennef.bsky.social · Oct 9
For my friends on the skyline: The official Context Merch clubhouse is open!

As a thank you for being here, tees (S-XL) are always just $16, and larger sizes are discounted too!
Come say hi! ✨👇
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let me know what you think!
A person with tattooed arms models a dark gray t-shirt. The shirt features a vibrant, Art Nouveau stained-glass window design of the Great Priest Cthulhu, who waits dreaming in his house at R'lyeh. Below the ornate portrait is the faithful cultist's chant: "Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!" A person in a dark gray hooded sweatshirt. The sweatshirt proudly displays a mock logo for "DREMEL" in a style reminiscent of the popular power tool, with the sub-text reading: "WHEN YOU ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY MUST LEAVE NO DENTAL RECORDS..." A darkly humorous design for those who get the really deep cuts of pop culture and crime fiction. A person models a dark t-shirt for the perpetually misunderstood undead. A charmingly grim lich presents its horned skull, framed by the text "IT'S JUST MY RESTING LICH FACE." It's not a scowl; it's just the side effect of advanced necromancy. A brown t-shirt laid flat on a wood surface. The design features the fossilized remains of a long-neck dinosaur, providing the devastating context for this paleontological find with the quote: "SOMEBODY ATE ALL THE TREE STARS"—a phrase that has been emotionally compromising millennials since 1988.
kennef.bsky.social
Queen of the Underdark. The Original Goth Mommy has arrived! This adorable Spider Queen invites you to admire her dark elegance—just don't get too close! Grab this new TTRPG tee for just $16! Sale ends in 72 hours!

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🕸️Your Queen demands you share this post!🕸️
Funny Dark Elf Spider Queen Shirt | 'It's Okay To Stare' TTRPG Tee by contextmerch
"It's okay to stare." She knows you can't help it. This adorable spider queen invites you to admire her beauty from her dark, web-filled lair. Just don't get too close... it might be the last thing yo...
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November 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
kennef.bsky.social
Today's deal just dropped! Get those $16 Tees AND $8 off all Vintage Tees in the shop, plus up to 35% off site-wide! Perfect time to grab TTRPG humor and retro nostalgia. Sale won't last long!

Shop now: tee.pub/lic/context
something for everyone here! plz re-skeet this one for me!
A dark blue hoodie with a cartoon graphic of a wizard casting a spell at a fire elemental, featuring text that reads "1st Roll is for Concentration," "2nd Roll is for Persuasion...", and "I Apologize to the Innkeeper." A black hoodie featuring a detailed, anatomical chart-style illustration of Baphomet in purple tones, with labels and a pentagram, under the title "THE ANATOMY OF BAPHOMET." A black hoodie with a faded orange and white graphic of a creature resembling a rust monster from TTRPGs, with text reading "IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I ROLEPLAYED SO I MIGHT BE A LITTLE RUSTY." A dark grey t-shirt folded flat, featuring a blue and light blue retro-futuristic graphic with the text "SPACE PORT" above a line of circles and "ARCADE" below, evoking classic arcade aesthetics.
November 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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zoetreez.bsky.social
i didn’t look at the track or feature list for the new Rosalia album and yall! The way my eyes widened as soon as i heard our queen Björk on the track😳🤯
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
kennef.bsky.social
Dryads are dangerous, mmkay?
jamberee13.bsky.social Fossilized Tree Resin @jamberee13.bsky.social · 9d
Come into the woods, it’s perfectly safe
FTR out in the autumn woods in a green dress and dark green cloak A mirror selfie of me in my green moon dress and velvet green cloak
November 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
kennef.bsky.social
Be in New York, I know I don't have a dog in the fight, but I do know a little bit about Nepo babies, And that makes me say fuck that shit.
djtomdog.bsky.social Thomas A Lewis @djtomdog.bsky.social · 4d
she’s at least as genuinely despicable as her mom and I’ve had the misfortune of meeting them both
chadbourn.bsky.social Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 4d
Christine Pelosi, daughter of Nancy Pelosi, has announced she’s running for the California State Senate.
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
kennef.bsky.social
of these eight traders none of them are up for reelection soon. That's why this was by design.

I say let's start with Schumer… And I know just the woman to do it
@aoc.bsky.social
crashthompsonxo.bsky.social Crash Thompson @crashthompsonxo.bsky.social · 4d
Remember these names and faces.

Every single one gets a primary when their time comes, ESPECIALLY goddamn Fetterman.
jules.su Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 4d
If you ever see one of Schumer’s Eight Traitors, you have a basic responsibility to make sure they are never comfortable showing their faces in public again without being loudly reminded that they are disgusting sell outs to Trump responsible for killing 50,000 people a year.

No rest for the wicked
November 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
kennef.bsky.social
Welcome to the Grove! This friendly dryad wants you to know that "Our Rules Are Different Here." Hope you packed your nature proficiency check! Perfect TTRPG humor for the whole party.

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Roll a Persuasion check and share this with your party!
Funny Druid Grove T-Shirt | "Our Rules Are Different Here" TTRPG Tee by Context Merch
"Welcome to the Grove." This cute but powerful dryad wants to remind you that the laws of man don't apply here. TTRPG players who know that the rules of nature are... different will be cautious…
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November 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
kennef.bsky.social
Now is the time to stock up! TeePublic's Veterans Day Sale is offering huge deals, including $16 T-shirts, $10 off Tri-Blends, and up to 35% off everything sitewide! Don't wait—this offer expires soon!
Shop all the great deals here: tee.pub/lic/contex
#tabletop #TTRPG #ufo #yokai #dinos
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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"Innkeeper, I am so sorry! But to be clear, the elemental burned the bar down, not me." 🤪
Grab this hilarious new shirt while all Tees are $16 and everything else is 35% OFF during our Veterans Day Sale!

www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8313...
November 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
kennef.bsky.social
Don't get engulfed by a Gelatinous Cube hiding in the corner! The Veterans Day Sale is ON all weekend: $16 Tees + more! Celebrate by grabbing our new 'Check The Corners' tee. It's a grim reminder for all dungeon delvers.If you vibe with this, give it a share!
Funny Gelatinous Cube Shirt | 'Check The Corners' Sarcastic TTRPG Tee by contextmerch
Go on, I dare you. This sarcastic skull, slowly dissolving in a gelatinous ooze, is a grim reminder to always, always check the corners of the room. The perfect, darkly funny design for any dungeon cr...
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November 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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I was kinda bored tonight so I made this thing that is pretty ridiculous. I don't know how to make videos but I was like oh let's try a slideshow…
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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kennef.bsky.social
The sale is back on! Now is the time to grab those $16 Tees and cozy $30 Hoodies—they make the perfect gift for the holidays (or just for you!). Incredible prices all month long on all our nerdy designs. Don't let this gift opportunity pass you by!

Shop the deals here: tee.pub/lic/context
A person wearing an olive green t-shirt with the phrase "Proud Plant Mom" in white and green, framing a cartoonish, somewhat menacing-looking potted plant with red eyes and leafy tendrils. A navy blue t-shirt folded flat, featuring the bright yellow text "DOUBLE DRAGON" in a bold, stylized font, intertwined with a green and yellow dragon illustration. A person wearing a dark grey heathered hoodie with a graphic showing a large, trench-coat wearing goblin unzipping its chest to reveal a smaller, smiling goblin inside. The text "TWO GOBLINS ONE COAT" is partially visible beside it. A person wearing a sheer black long-sleeved shirt with a graphic depicting a horned skull engulfed in orange and yellow flames above the text "CHAOTIC EVIL" and a smaller subtitle that reads "SOME PEOPLE JUST WANT TO WATCH THE WORLD BURN".
November 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
kennef.bsky.social
The sale is back on! Now is the time to grab those $16 Tees and cozy $30 Hoodies—they make the perfect gift for the holidays (or just for you!). Incredible prices all month long on all our nerdy designs. Don't let this gift opportunity pass you by!

Shop the deals here: tee.pub/lic/context
A person wearing an olive green t-shirt with the phrase "Proud Plant Mom" in white and green, framing a cartoonish, somewhat menacing-looking potted plant with red eyes and leafy tendrils. A navy blue t-shirt folded flat, featuring the bright yellow text "DOUBLE DRAGON" in a bold, stylized font, intertwined with a green and yellow dragon illustration. A person wearing a dark grey heathered hoodie with a graphic showing a large, trench-coat wearing goblin unzipping its chest to reveal a smaller, smiling goblin inside. The text "TWO GOBLINS ONE COAT" is partially visible beside it. A person wearing a sheer black long-sleeved shirt with a graphic depicting a horned skull engulfed in orange and yellow flames above the text "CHAOTIC EVIL" and a smaller subtitle that reads "SOME PEOPLE JUST WANT TO WATCH THE WORLD BURN".
November 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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drgonzo123.bsky.social
A hahahhahahahhahahahahha.

Uhhhhh……..

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH.

It’s a bubble.
November 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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chuckwendig.bsky.social
Pretty excited about this — @cynthiapelayo.bsky.social is always one to read already and this sounds next level, so. Onto the list it goes!
November 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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LAST CHANCE! ⏰ The sale ends in 13 HOURS. Snag $16 T-shirts and 35% off everything else! Incredible prices on all the context you need. Don't miss out before the clock runs down!

Shop here: tee.pub/lic/context
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November 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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💁 consider organizing your collection of anxiety beans in preparation for the winter
November 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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dly.bsky.social
no one asked for an extra hour of life. read the room.
November 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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This was the first track I ever heard from her. That unmistakable voice. If you wondered where she went, she’s still going strong, touring, and releasing music. But this 2007 R&B jam? Pure gold. If you know, you know.

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Joss Stone - Put Your Hands On Me (Album Version)
Listen to Put Your Hands On Me (Album Version) on TIDAL
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November 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
kennef.bsky.social
Bard: "I'll just roll for Persuasion." DM: "On the Orc King?"
Bard: "Yeah, but I brought a knife just in case."
This charming Drow bard is ready for anything!

If you vibe with this, give it a share!
Whimsical Drow Bard TTRPG Chibi Fantasy Musician Character Art by Context Merch
Bard: "I'll just roll for Persuasion." DM: "On the Orc King?" Bard: "Yeah, but I brought a knife just in case." This charming Drow knows music is magic, but a sharp edge is always a good backup pla...
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November 2, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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The Forest Remembers! 🌳 Keep the secrets of the deep woods close with this majestic Ancient Forest Guardian tree spirit design. Perfect for nature lovers, druids, and fantasy role-playing adventures. Grab yours today! #TTRPGcommunity
Ancient Forest Guardian Tree Spirit Fantasy TTRPG Lore by Context Merch
Beware the ancient sentinel! This majestic, bearded tree spirit and forest guardian watches over the deep woods, whispering forgotten secrets and old magic. A perfect fantasy design for nature lovers ...
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November 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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"Born With It. You Can't Study This."

My power is innate; yours is just book learning. Know your place, mortal. This arcane dominance is now available on a tee.
Level up your wardrobe! Grab this tee in the shop!

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Born With It You Can't Study This Sorceress Chibi TTRPG Magic User Tee by Context Merch
"Born With It. You Can't Study This." My power is innate. I was born for arcane dominance; you merely read about it. Know your place at the table, mortal.
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November 1, 2025 at 4:46 AM
kennef.bsky.social
"It's a nice day for a... WIGHT WEDDING!"

This adorable, life-draining horror is ready to walk down the aisle. A hilarious 80s music parody for all you TTRPG fans! Wear this to your next game... it's a nice day for it!

Shop for great prices all month long!
It's a Nice Day for a Wight Wedding Shirt | Chibi TTRPG Monster Parody Tee by Context Merch
There's nothing in the rules that says an undead, life-draining horror can't be adorable. This chibi wight is ready for its big day. A hilarious 80s music parody perfect for your next TTRPG session!
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October 31, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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Rage. Ritual. Results.

This adorable but lethal dark elf magic user is ready to drop the biggest arcane spell of the night. Never underestimate the little ones! Perfect for your next TTRPG session.

Shop for great prices all month long!
Rage Ritual Results - Chibi Dark Elf Sorcerer TTRPG Fantasy Tee by Context Merch
Rage. Ritual. Results. This adorable but lethal dark elf magic user is ready to drop the biggest arcane spell of the night. Never underestimate the little ones! Perfect for your next TTRPG session.
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October 31, 2025 at 11:44 AM
kennef.bsky.social
A flickering will of pure heat! This fiery elemental is a loyal (if chaotic) companion for any campaign. Perfect for the pyromancer or salamander fan at your table.

Grab this design at its best regular price! Shop here for great prices all month long:
Fire Sprite: Magical Elemental Spirit by Context Merch
A fiery and powerful sprite, a magical elemental spirit of fire and light. This mystical design is perfect for fans of fantasy, sorcery, and enchanting magical creatures.
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October 31, 2025 at 12:16 AM