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Kennef
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Just getting started on this new round of life experiences. I like TTRPGs, music and movies, nerd culture and stuff like that. I just might be a Goblin
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Need a new vessel for your mana potions? Today's sale features $5 OFF all Mugs! Plus, grab $16 Tees on TTRPG, sci-fi, and fantasy designs. Get your mug for your next late-night session!

Shop the deals here: tee.pub/lic/context

Sale won't last long—grab yours now
A black mug with a humorous TTRPG design featuring a crossed shield and weapons, two tied sacks of loot, and a banner reading "Murderhobo," with the motto: "NO ROOM FOR MORALS LOTS OF ROOM FOR LOOT." A black mug featuring a large gold and red pyramid design with an all-seeing eye in the center, encircled by a wreath, and a banner at the bottom reading "Novus Ordo Mundi," signaling conspiracy/occult themes. A navy blue mug with a bold yellow circular logo for BATTLESTAR GALACTICA, featuring the stylized Phoenix-like emblem and the number "BSG 75" in the design center. A dark navy mug featuring a distressed circular seal for Miskatonic University, Department of Library Sciences, which depicts a monstrous tentacled entity emerging from an ancient magical book.
November 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Today's TeePublic sale is massive! Grab those essential $16 Tees for your next session, AND score awesome $20 Cross body Bags, perfect for holding dice, controllers, or retro snacks. Plus, up to 35% off site-wide.
Shop now: tee.pub/lic/context

Sale ends soon!
A person wearing a dark navy blue t-shirt featuring a distressed, retro-style red and white logo of the "RED OWL" market, prominently displaying the owl's large, intense circular eyes. A navy blue hoodie with a large retro sci-fi graphic of the Babylon 5 logo with the classic quote "UNDERSTANDING IS A THREE-EDGED SWORD" curved underneath. A dark grey t-shirt featuring Cthulhu rendered in a purple and teal stained-glass style arch, with the text "Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!" below A navy blue hoodie featuring a stylized illustration of a green dragon lying on a massive hoard of colorful, numbered polyhedral dice with the humorous caption: "It's not hoarding, if it's dice."
November 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Today's deal just dropped! Get those $16 Tees AND $8 off all Vintage Tees in the shop, plus up to 35% off site-wide! Perfect time to grab TTRPG humor and retro nostalgia. Sale won't last long!

Shop now: tee.pub/lic/context
something for everyone here! plz re-skeet this one for me!
A dark blue hoodie with a cartoon graphic of a wizard casting a spell at a fire elemental, featuring text that reads "1st Roll is for Concentration," "2nd Roll is for Persuasion...", and "I Apologize to the Innkeeper." A black hoodie featuring a detailed, anatomical chart-style illustration of Baphomet in purple tones, with labels and a pentagram, under the title "THE ANATOMY OF BAPHOMET." A black hoodie with a faded orange and white graphic of a creature resembling a rust monster from TTRPGs, with text reading "IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I ROLEPLAYED SO I MIGHT BE A LITTLE RUSTY." A dark grey t-shirt folded flat, featuring a blue and light blue retro-futuristic graphic with the text "SPACE PORT" above a line of circles and "ARCADE" below, evoking classic arcade aesthetics.
November 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Now is the time to stock up! TeePublic's Veterans Day Sale is offering huge deals, including $16 T-shirts, $10 off Tri-Blends, and up to 35% off everything sitewide! Don't wait—this offer expires soon!
Shop all the great deals here: tee.pub/lic/contex
#tabletop #TTRPG #ufo #yokai #dinos
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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"Innkeeper, I am so sorry! But to be clear, the elemental burned the bar down, not me." 🤪
Grab this hilarious new shirt while all Tees are $16 and everything else is 35% OFF during our Veterans Day Sale!

www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8313...
November 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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I was kinda bored tonight so I made this thing that is pretty ridiculous. I don't know how to make videos but I was like oh let's try a slideshow…
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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The sale is back on! Now is the time to grab those $16 Tees and cozy $30 Hoodies—they make the perfect gift for the holidays (or just for you!). Incredible prices all month long on all our nerdy designs. Don't let this gift opportunity pass you by!

Shop the deals here: tee.pub/lic/context
A person wearing an olive green t-shirt with the phrase "Proud Plant Mom" in white and green, framing a cartoonish, somewhat menacing-looking potted plant with red eyes and leafy tendrils. A navy blue t-shirt folded flat, featuring the bright yellow text "DOUBLE DRAGON" in a bold, stylized font, intertwined with a green and yellow dragon illustration. A person wearing a dark grey heathered hoodie with a graphic showing a large, trench-coat wearing goblin unzipping its chest to reveal a smaller, smiling goblin inside. The text "TWO GOBLINS ONE COAT" is partially visible beside it. A person wearing a sheer black long-sleeved shirt with a graphic depicting a horned skull engulfed in orange and yellow flames above the text "CHAOTIC EVIL" and a smaller subtitle that reads "SOME PEOPLE JUST WANT TO WATCH THE WORLD BURN".
November 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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you think that local looked anything like this? On fly in a wing and a prayer with this one
October 28, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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So while I was expecting this message, I am a little bothered by the idea that during the pandemic New York State had enough money to give everybody on snap about $100 more per month for the entire pandemic. But now they can't even cover one month of SNAP benefits for New Yorkers? Sketchy Kathy...
NY OTDA: November snap benefits may be delayed due to federal shutdown. Learn more... It's a text message and it doesn't bode well for those of us who rely on SNAP
October 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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oh yeah I forgot about a mockup for the design…
A cute, friendly tanuki in a straw hat and green scarf stands next to a small shrine with a bell, against a backdrop of green bamboo. The tanuki holds a sake flask and a good luck tag. A traditional Japanese Nobori banner stands beside it, displaying Japanese calligraphy for 'Tanuki-neiri' (feigned sleep). The design is centered on a dark grey t-shirt worn by a young woman with long brown hair and a light blue cardigan, standing outdoors."
October 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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What's that sound? It's the glorious whoosh of prices dropping!

My entire TeePublic shop is 35% OFF right now. That means all those niche, nerdy, "if you know, you know" T-shirts are just $16 (S-XL). Mugs, stickers, and everything else are on sale, too!

Shop the sale here:
tee.pub/lic/context
A dark blue hooded sweatshirt featuring a stylized, green Cthulhu-like entity in a traditional Japanese art style. The creature has multiple tentacles, large bat-like wings, and sits in front of a pale, golden full moon. Above the creature, a single Kanji character, representing "Luck" or "Fate," is prominently displayed in gold on the moon. The overall design evokes feudal Japanese art. A person wearing a dark t-shirt featuring the retro logo for the "Bally's Aladdin's Castle" arcade. The text is a stylized fantasy font in distressed orange and yellow, accompanied by a yellow icon of a magic lamp. A dark t-shirt featuring a grumpy, purple-skinned wizard wearing a tall, tattered red wizard's hat with a flaming top. The wizard has glowing yellow eyes and a long white beard. To the right of the wizard, the text reads "THIS WIZARD IS SICK OF YOUR SH*T" in distressed, multi-colored fantasy lettering. This design perfectly captures the mood of a fed-up Dungeon Master or a long-suffering arcane caster. A close-up of a dark t-shirt with a distressed, retro-style design. The center features a stylized, demonic goat head with large, ornate horns and four red eyes. The text "OOOH, ROCK ME" curves above its head, and "ASMODEUS" curves below, all in a distressed, off-white font.
October 23, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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IThe TeePublic weekend sale ends in ~1.5 days! Save up to 35% w/ $16 tees. I’ve added new designs! Your support means the world & a re-skeet helps a ton! My Dashery shop has great prices 24/7.

🎃 TeePublic Sale 🎃 tee.pub/lic/context

💀 Dashery Shop 💀 contextmerch.dashery.com
A man with short dark hair and a beard, wearing a black t-shirt featuring a golden Baguazhang design, stands outside in front of a modern building. He holds one hand to his forehead, shielding his eyes, and looks directly forward. His left arm has a sleeve tattoo, and a smaller tattoo is visible on his right arm. The t-shirt design shows a golden Bagua symbol with "BAGUAZHANG" written below it, and Chinese characters "八母掌" (Ba Mu Zhang) to the right. A person wearing a black hoodie with a detailed "Rock & Rule" concert poster design on the front. They are pulling the hood up over their head, with their chin and mouth visible. The poster on the hoodie features the menacing animated rockstar Mok, with text that reads "MOK The Invocation Tour" and tour dates for a series of fictional concerts. The background is a blurry, autumnal outdoor scene. A person models a black t-shirt featuring a darkly humorous and cute design. A cartoon Demodog with a "demogorgon" flower-petal face and big, innocent eyes sits happily in a cardboard box. The text above reads, "HE'S A GOOD BOY..." while the text below says, "...MOSTLY." Next to the box, a chewed-up and bloody cat—either a toy or, until recently, alive—hints at the "mostly" part. The design is framed by a retro-style circular border in red, yellow, and green. A person with a beard models a maroon, heathered hoodie, which features the iconic logo from the 1980 cult classic film, Flash Gordon. The text is in a retro yellow-to-orange gradient, with a lightning bolt slashing through the word "Flash" and a planet emblem in the center. The person is looking down and away from the camera, standing in front of a blurry, mountainous outdoor background.
October 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Your weekend plans are dead? SURPRISE! Fill the void with a sale!

Today & tomorrow, snag $16 tees & save up to 35% on everything. The TeePublic sale vanishes Sunday, but my Dasherly shop is always priced to move.

🎃 TeePublic Sale 🎃
tee.pub/lic/context

💀 Dasherly Shop 💀
contextmerch.dashery.com
A spooky graphic on a black t-shirt. A sinister, blue-skinned witch in a nurse's uniform holds an unsettlingly large syringe. The darkly humorous text around the image reads, "Just gonna feel a little pinch!" A witty graphic on a dark t-shirt being modeled. A mysterious witch literally stirs a bubbling cauldron while adding a potion from a bottle. The mischievous text above and below the witch states, "I LIKE TO STIR THE POT." A whimsical, pastel-colored graphic on a dark t-shirt. A playful witch with flowing hair flies on a broomstick, framed by a large spiderweb and bats. The fun and empowering text, in pink and blue, reads, "GIRLS DON'T LIKE BOYS, GIRLS LIKE WITCHES AND HALLOWEEN." A blasphemous and nerdy graphic on a dark grey t-shirt. The great old one, Cthulhu, is depicted in the reverent style of a cathedral's stained glass window, complete with tentacles, wings, and a halo. The cultist's chant below reads, "Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!"
October 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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For my friends on the skyline: The official Context Merch clubhouse is open!

As a thank you for being here, tees (S-XL) are always just $16, and larger sizes are discounted too!
Come say hi! ✨👇
contextmerch.dashery.com
let me know what you think!
A person with tattooed arms models a dark gray t-shirt. The shirt features a vibrant, Art Nouveau stained-glass window design of the Great Priest Cthulhu, who waits dreaming in his house at R'lyeh. Below the ornate portrait is the faithful cultist's chant: "Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!" A person in a dark gray hooded sweatshirt. The sweatshirt proudly displays a mock logo for "DREMEL" in a style reminiscent of the popular power tool, with the sub-text reading: "WHEN YOU ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY MUST LEAVE NO DENTAL RECORDS..." A darkly humorous design for those who get the really deep cuts of pop culture and crime fiction. A person models a dark t-shirt for the perpetually misunderstood undead. A charmingly grim lich presents its horned skull, framed by the text "IT'S JUST MY RESTING LICH FACE." It's not a scowl; it's just the side effect of advanced necromancy. A brown t-shirt laid flat on a wood surface. The design features the fossilized remains of a long-neck dinosaur, providing the devastating context for this paleontological find with the quote: "SOMEBODY ATE ALL THE TREE STARS"—a phrase that has been emotionally compromising millennials since 1988.
October 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Fueled by insomnia & questionable amounts of caffeine, I’ve unleashed 5 weirdly specific new designs. Halloween's coming, so move fast! They’re on sale for the next ~3 days. Please re-skeet & share with all your Nerdy friends.

👇🔗👇
tee.pub/lic/context
mockup of a T-shirt wearing girl sitting on the bumper of a vintage pickup truck with a drink in hand. On the T-shirt is a logo for IHOP until you see the tagline which is definitely not from IHOP it says " looks kinda sticky" Ew, waitress can we get a Wipe down on the table please this is the obligatory big man wearing his big T-shirt which has a big Commodore 64 logo on it. What can I tell you but… It was a big time mockup of a black T-shirt on a wooden surface, displaying the bose logo, while the smaller text underneath tells you that your music may be trash, but at least we made it sound nice woman wearing a black T-shirt that has a logo from the past of a rather sad seafood restaurant. It says dead lobster, and underneath says "thanks, private equity"
October 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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Some logos aren't just brands; they're bookmarks to a specific time in your life. Our Retro Icons collection celebrates legendary logos from your past. Grab a piece of history! On sale for 3 days, up to 30% off.
Re-skeet if you could this sale won't last very long
🖥️ tee.pub/lic/context 🖥️
Logo of Columbia House home of 12 tapes or records for only one penny* However the deal does have some strings attached… Picture of a woman sitting on top of a vintage pickup truck with a to go cup in her hand. She's wearing a dark colored T-shirt with the logo of US robotics: the maker of the world's number one modem. That stuff was high-tech back in the day… A big guy wearing a big Shirt and he wants to talk to you about big data capacity. Yeah that's right the Iomega zip drive 100 MB of data storage, as long as you don't start hearing the click of death it's almost like having unlimited data. Mockup of a dark colored T-shirt on a wooden background that displays the iconic logo for the home of candy computing and the TRS 80… Yes that's right where looking at RadioShack. "Because you've got questions, we've got answers"
October 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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The clock is ticking. You have 48 hours to get my 4 new Halloween designs for up to 30% off. Perfect for parties, scaring children, or making your coworkers question your sanity.

🎃Don't be the ghoul who misses out.🎃
www.teepublic.com/user/context...
Mockup of a T-shirt with a Halloween jack-o'-lantern design that has adorable bats flying around and a pair of spooky candles alight. The T-shirt is black because it's the greatest color ever… Or the greatest absence of color if you want to be picky. this T-shirt Mockup shows a black T-shirt with a design of a nurse who may or may not be undead, with a huge syringe and text that says "just going to feel a little pinch" this picture is of a woman in a black T-shirt sitting on a vintage pickup truck with a cup which probably doesn't have water in it. The design on the T-shirt however, probably does have water on the Jiangshi's concave head. The reason why is because they carry water from their grave and if somehow you get them to bow and they spill the water they have to return to their grave to get more, thereby giving you a chance to escape. There's a lot more information in the all text then there might seem at first but… The more you know. the same woman on the same pickup truck wearing a different shirt this time *wink wink* that has a design of all which at a cauldron, with added text above and below that says "I like to stir the pot"
September 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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I got up at some ungodly hour and unleashed 8 Halloween designs and now I'm making it your problem!
My spooky obsession is your gain. Get your ghoulish gear for the season! re-skeet as you are able my friends!
🎃www.teepublic.com/user/context...🎃
there's a mockup of a purple T-shirt with a macabre design on it of what looks like an undead Bishop, or as I like to call him "the bone priest" anyway he's kind of scary looking and he's on sale right now a green T-shirt with an adorable little Grim Reaper type magic-user who's carrying his little pumpkin bucket to go get some candy from the cul-de-sac. And of course the text around him says "but this is my costume". he's adorable and you better give him all your candy or else I'm home in this tune and then this T-shirt came into being. Brown T-shirt with the design on the front it's got lots of spooky stuff and says unapologetically, "girls don't like boys – girls like witches and Halloween". Yeah I'm not the songwriter but it kinda fits. "We've got black magic behind our eyes, we got to get out and organize" nice little T-shirt proclaiming the existence of the Salem witch's local no. 13. Do you love it? I thought you might.
September 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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oh yes so I just posted it and here it is
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8097...
mockup of the design on a women's black T-shirt, looks pretty cool…
September 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Get your spook on! 🎃👻 Our shop is conjuring up a cauldron of cool, quirky, and collectible treasures. For those who love a clever reference and a dash of delightful doom.
(this little monster will be up on the shop within the next hour or so)
www.teepublic.com/user/kennefr...
a work in progress, and almost done. The Salem witch's local No. 13 invites you to join us for our next meeting. Also you can have a T-shirt. As above, so below.
September 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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I was up ridiculously late last night, but I just finished 21 new designs, and they are posted and on sale at my shop
show some people
repost for me
I love you forever!
tee.pub/lic/context
a mockup of a woman in a purple T-shirt with a cartoon style lich from tabletop role-playing, surrounded by text that says "it's just my resting lich face" A spooky little mockup of a T-shirt in black with a graphic of an upside down pentacle with a snake intertwined inside of it along with a pair of bat wings. a T-shirt lying on a table with the design on the front of a cartoon representation of a demo dog from stranger things. He sitting in a box and there's a piece of a heart behind him which could be a snack. There's text above and below the circular design that says "he's a good boy… Mostly" a big man featured in a big mockup with his big shirt that has a graphic immortalizing the classic 70s and 80s retro pro wrestling promotion, Georgia championship wrestling.
September 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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I should probably post this right away, but I just realized whether I do it now or a do it tomorrow, it'll still be on sale

quick little preview for you though
September 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Forgot to add these two mockups and to ask you guys to repost if you can because the sales going on all this weekend
Mockup of a woman in the dark colored T-shirt with an occult symbol on the front of the shirt. Mockup of a woman in a dark colored T-shirt with a chupacabra on the front along with the logo that says Chupacabra 2: electric Goataloo
September 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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I just posted 15 new designs to my teepublic shop. Available on blogs and phone cases hoodies and T-shirts, I have a weird eye, and I know you can appreciate it

www.teepublic.com/user/context...
Mockup of a woman in a black T-shirt with the GraphicDesign of the vintage PC game company Sierra on the front. She's sitting on fender of a vintage truck and has a to go cup in her hand. Mockup of all woman sitting on the fender of a vintage pickup truck with a to go cup in her hand while wearing a T-shirt advertising the logo of the defunct fast food company known as Burger Chef the text below the logo says "open wide America" Mockup of up big man wearing big T-shirt that has as sort of anime style illustration of an anthropomorphic tiger kung fu stylist. A big mockup of a big man wearing a big T-shirt with the logo for the defunct computer superstore known as computer city.
September 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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So this is what I've been doing this morning and afternoon. I also took a break to make tilapia and roasted potatoes. Sunday is almost over but that's okay.
September 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM