Ken McGraw
@kenmcgraw.bsky.social
Actor.
Writer.
“Amateur hot dog mathematician”-
The New York Post
Writer.
“Amateur hot dog mathematician”-
The New York Post
The Washington D.C Applebees is going to be BUSY tonight
January 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The Washington D.C Applebees is going to be BUSY tonight
You mean to tell me this isn’t RFK Jr?
January 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
You mean to tell me this isn’t RFK Jr?
I got that professional darts player body
January 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I got that professional darts player body
If this flag offends you. I’ll help you fucking pack
January 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
If this flag offends you. I’ll help you fucking pack
About to pull off the greatest Joe-Joe’s heist of all time at the Silver Lake TJ’s.
January 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
About to pull off the greatest Joe-Joe’s heist of all time at the Silver Lake TJ’s.
*Sorting Hat gets placed on head*
“Ha! Another Skarsgård”
“Ha! Another Skarsgård”
December 30, 2024 at 6:39 PM
*Sorting Hat gets placed on head*
“Ha! Another Skarsgård”
“Ha! Another Skarsgård”
Reposted by Ken McGraw
KID WHOSE FIRST AND LAST NAME DO NOT BOTH START WITH “B”: I want to run a marionette theater
GUIDANCE COUNSELOR: I have terrible news
GUIDANCE COUNSELOR: I have terrible news
December 28, 2024 at 7:48 PM
KID WHOSE FIRST AND LAST NAME DO NOT BOTH START WITH “B”: I want to run a marionette theater
GUIDANCE COUNSELOR: I have terrible news
GUIDANCE COUNSELOR: I have terrible news
Ratatouille 2 plot just dropped
Magnus Carlsen: Chess champion quits tournament after being told to change jeans
Magnus Carlsen: Chess champion quits tournament after being told to change jeans
The defending champion said he quit as a "matter of principle" after being told to change his jeans.
www.bbc.com
December 28, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Ratatouille 2 plot just dropped
Ummmm apparently this is the only place my insurance says I’m in-network
December 28, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Ummmm apparently this is the only place my insurance says I’m in-network
My uncle wore his best Fast and Furious shirt to Christmas.
December 25, 2024 at 8:42 PM
My uncle wore his best Fast and Furious shirt to Christmas.
My parlay is dependent on Mickey hitting a Triple-Double
December 25, 2024 at 5:21 PM
My parlay is dependent on Mickey hitting a Triple-Double
Reposted by Ken McGraw
*at the box office, feeling bad for Sony Pictures* 40 million tickets for Kraven the Hunter please
December 22, 2024 at 1:19 AM
*at the box office, feeling bad for Sony Pictures* 40 million tickets for Kraven the Hunter please
Genuinely feel dumber after getting every answer on Pop Culture Jeopardy correct
December 22, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Genuinely feel dumber after getting every answer on Pop Culture Jeopardy correct
New Yorkers looking out for drones
December 13, 2024 at 8:36 PM
New Yorkers looking out for drones
Zyn is actually a beautiful name for a baby
December 13, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Zyn is actually a beautiful name for a baby
Wow! Guess I’m a Jeremy Allen White “type”
December 9, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Wow! Guess I’m a Jeremy Allen White “type”
Luigi Mangione is also the name I gave myself in every improv scene I’ve ever done
December 9, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Luigi Mangione is also the name I gave myself in every improv scene I’ve ever done
Went out to 5 different bars last night. Kept my jacket on the whole time.
December 7, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Went out to 5 different bars last night. Kept my jacket on the whole time.
Truly honored. I met Joe Biden today and he gave me one of those Presidential challenge coins
December 6, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Truly honored. I met Joe Biden today and he gave me one of those Presidential challenge coins
Haven’t seen Wicked yet, but I really hope there is a moment where a lady in the audience spills an entire bag of peanut M&M’s on herself and struggles to collect them all for 7ish minutes like when I saw it on Broadway.
December 2, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Haven’t seen Wicked yet, but I really hope there is a moment where a lady in the audience spills an entire bag of peanut M&M’s on herself and struggles to collect them all for 7ish minutes like when I saw it on Broadway.
GOOD! Now he can run in 2028!
Breaking News: President Biden pardoned his son Hunter, saying his prosecution was political and designed to hurt him politically. www.nytimes.com/2024/12/01/u...
December 2, 2024 at 1:20 AM
GOOD! Now he can run in 2028!
“Yea. Lemme get a rainbow slice. Toasted with Banana Peppers. Black olives. Cheddar and ranch, please.”
December 1, 2024 at 3:35 PM
“Yea. Lemme get a rainbow slice. Toasted with Banana Peppers. Black olives. Cheddar and ranch, please.”
My mom’s tree theme this year is hookah bar.
November 29, 2024 at 4:20 AM
My mom’s tree theme this year is hookah bar.
Hope I don’t fuck up the cranberry sauce!
November 28, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Hope I don’t fuck up the cranberry sauce!
Really looking forward to my Grandmother reading off every Hallmark movie cast list and asking “Do you know these people?”, this Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Really looking forward to my Grandmother reading off every Hallmark movie cast list and asking “Do you know these people?”, this Thanksgiving.