KM Kemi
@kemikm.bsky.social
Writer. Feminist.
Holding the line, because the suffragists didn’t die for this bullshit.
Everything he said was a lie. Everything he will say will be a lie.
When in doubt, assume the /s.
“Look around, can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?"
Holding the line, because the suffragists didn’t die for this bullshit.
Everything he said was a lie. Everything he will say will be a lie.
When in doubt, assume the /s.
“Look around, can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?"
This year can’t end fast enough.
We’ve never needed Miracle Max more than we do right now.
We’ve never needed Miracle Max more than we do right now.
December 15, 2025 at 4:29 AM
This year can’t end fast enough.
We’ve never needed Miracle Max more than we do right now.
We’ve never needed Miracle Max more than we do right now.
A story in three parts:
1. Cleaning the kitchen, I discovered some potatoes that needed to be cooked post haste.
2. Made fondant potatoes.
3. Ate too many potatoes, but feel completely satisfied.
Lesson: it’s hard to go wrong when you combine potatoes, butter, rosemary, stock, and heat.
1. Cleaning the kitchen, I discovered some potatoes that needed to be cooked post haste.
2. Made fondant potatoes.
3. Ate too many potatoes, but feel completely satisfied.
Lesson: it’s hard to go wrong when you combine potatoes, butter, rosemary, stock, and heat.
December 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
A story in three parts:
1. Cleaning the kitchen, I discovered some potatoes that needed to be cooked post haste.
2. Made fondant potatoes.
3. Ate too many potatoes, but feel completely satisfied.
Lesson: it’s hard to go wrong when you combine potatoes, butter, rosemary, stock, and heat.
1. Cleaning the kitchen, I discovered some potatoes that needed to be cooked post haste.
2. Made fondant potatoes.
3. Ate too many potatoes, but feel completely satisfied.
Lesson: it’s hard to go wrong when you combine potatoes, butter, rosemary, stock, and heat.
Can we now end the debate?
Alan Rickman was and always will be better than Liam Neeson.
Alan Rickman was and always will be better than Liam Neeson.
SCOOP: Academy Award-nominee Liam Neeson narrated a recent anti-vaccine documentary that glorifies RFK Jr.’s rise to power.
In the film, Neeson—a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador—calls the COVID-19 vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news/p/liam-neeso...
In the film, Neeson—a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador—calls the COVID-19 vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news/p/liam-neeso...
Liam Neeson Narrates Anti-Vax, Pro-RFK Documentary
The Taken actor can be heard calling mRNA COVID vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news
December 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Can we now end the debate?
Alan Rickman was and always will be better than Liam Neeson.
Alan Rickman was and always will be better than Liam Neeson.
It’s hard to stay engaged since none of them appear to ever face consequences, but I suppose that was the plan all along. Power is derived by the quiet consent of the apathetic?
#Congress #kristinoem #Venezuela #murder #piracy #gildedtwit #Trump #GOP #sycophants #deportations #SCOTUS #complicit
#Congress #kristinoem #Venezuela #murder #piracy #gildedtwit #Trump #GOP #sycophants #deportations #SCOTUS #complicit
December 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
It’s hard to stay engaged since none of them appear to ever face consequences, but I suppose that was the plan all along. Power is derived by the quiet consent of the apathetic?
#Congress #kristinoem #Venezuela #murder #piracy #gildedtwit #Trump #GOP #sycophants #deportations #SCOTUS #complicit
#Congress #kristinoem #Venezuela #murder #piracy #gildedtwit #Trump #GOP #sycophants #deportations #SCOTUS #complicit
My turtle doves came a little early this year. Their partner is in the nearby tree (aka Bird-Squirrel Pine Condos).
December 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
My turtle doves came a little early this year. Their partner is in the nearby tree (aka Bird-Squirrel Pine Condos).
I’m staying informed, but I’m done talking about the idiot like he has any intellectual skin in the game. I don’t want to hear his voice, read his rantings, or listen to his cabinet give him gold stars before (or during) nap time.
I don’t need more reasons to resist. I’ve seen enough.
I don’t need more reasons to resist. I’ve seen enough.
December 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I’m staying informed, but I’m done talking about the idiot like he has any intellectual skin in the game. I don’t want to hear his voice, read his rantings, or listen to his cabinet give him gold stars before (or during) nap time.
I don’t need more reasons to resist. I’ve seen enough.
I don’t need more reasons to resist. I’ve seen enough.
All things being equal, I like a pretty drink.
December 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
All things being equal, I like a pretty drink.
I’m going to need a moment as I sit here and process agreeing with Rand Paul.
December 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I’m going to need a moment as I sit here and process agreeing with Rand Paul.
It’s not that he’s a wannabe tyrant anymore—he IS an actual tyrant!
December 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
It’s not that he’s a wannabe tyrant anymore—he IS an actual tyrant!
Last night was a sourdough making party kind of night. Today was a sourdough baking kind of day. Delish!
December 1, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Last night was a sourdough making party kind of night. Today was a sourdough baking kind of day. Delish!
Hear me out, what if we just shop less?
November 29, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Hear me out, what if we just shop less?
Yes, Stephen, send me to my ancestral homeland. I’m obviously not assimilating with your neo-fascist plans and I’d really like to live in Ireland.
November 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Yes, Stephen, send me to my ancestral homeland. I’m obviously not assimilating with your neo-fascist plans and I’d really like to live in Ireland.
A cat. An old fashioned. Some lights in the night. We’re okay.
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
A cat. An old fashioned. Some lights in the night. We’re okay.
The irony of the MAGA movement is if they’d been in charge in the 70s they would never have banned DDT and so we’d have no eagles to pair with their Trump flags.
They would have also all died from common childhood diseases they could have prevented with a simple vaccine.
They would have also all died from common childhood diseases they could have prevented with a simple vaccine.
November 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The irony of the MAGA movement is if they’d been in charge in the 70s they would never have banned DDT and so we’d have no eagles to pair with their Trump flags.
They would have also all died from common childhood diseases they could have prevented with a simple vaccine.
They would have also all died from common childhood diseases they could have prevented with a simple vaccine.
In other news, I am on a forced break. I made the mistake of sitting near his favorite window. There is required petting to be done now before I am released.
November 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
In other news, I am on a forced break. I made the mistake of sitting near his favorite window. There is required petting to be done now before I am released.
So the new name is Gilded Piggy, right?
November 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
So the new name is Gilded Piggy, right?
He has managed to become the least respected person on the planet. Bigly terrible. The doctors, the Saudis, and porcine lovers say he’s the bigliest obnoxious, narcissistic, misogynistic gilded twit anyone has ever seen in the history of terrible things.
November 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
He has managed to become the least respected person on the planet. Bigly terrible. The doctors, the Saudis, and porcine lovers say he’s the bigliest obnoxious, narcissistic, misogynistic gilded twit anyone has ever seen in the history of terrible things.
Circumstances required an early holiday setup. I’m okay with this because I now have this pic. I mean, come on!
November 16, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Circumstances required an early holiday setup. I’m okay with this because I now have this pic. I mean, come on!
It’s unseasonably warm.
I went to the gym.
I charged my car.
I cleaned my house.
What hell is coming?!?
I went to the gym.
I charged my car.
I cleaned my house.
What hell is coming?!?
November 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
It’s unseasonably warm.
I went to the gym.
I charged my car.
I cleaned my house.
What hell is coming?!?
I went to the gym.
I charged my car.
I cleaned my house.
What hell is coming?!?
Once again, for those who need to hear it:
“Young women of 15 or 16 years old” = CHILDREN
They raped children!!
“Young women of 15 or 16 years old” = CHILDREN
They raped children!!
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Once again, for those who need to hear it:
“Young women of 15 or 16 years old” = CHILDREN
They raped children!!
“Young women of 15 or 16 years old” = CHILDREN
They raped children!!
Despite all evidence to the contrary, I’m not too cynical for this. I am, in fact, primed for just this kind of sappiness.
A lovely diversion from the world that’s crashing down.
youtube.com/watch?v=9sOy...
A lovely diversion from the world that’s crashing down.
youtube.com/watch?v=9sOy...
Keira Knightley stars in Waitrose’s Christmas ‘mini romcom’ ad
YouTube video by Daily Record
youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Despite all evidence to the contrary, I’m not too cynical for this. I am, in fact, primed for just this kind of sappiness.
A lovely diversion from the world that’s crashing down.
youtube.com/watch?v=9sOy...
A lovely diversion from the world that’s crashing down.
youtube.com/watch?v=9sOy...
Overheard two old white guys at the pharmacy discussing politics.
Guy 1: “I’ve been a Republican my whole life, but I don’t get why the party ever supported an idiot like Trump.”
Guy 2: “I know! I haven’t voted for the republicans since they started following Trump.”
People, there is hope.
Guy 1: “I’ve been a Republican my whole life, but I don’t get why the party ever supported an idiot like Trump.”
Guy 2: “I know! I haven’t voted for the republicans since they started following Trump.”
People, there is hope.
November 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Overheard two old white guys at the pharmacy discussing politics.
Guy 1: “I’ve been a Republican my whole life, but I don’t get why the party ever supported an idiot like Trump.”
Guy 2: “I know! I haven’t voted for the republicans since they started following Trump.”
People, there is hope.
Guy 1: “I’ve been a Republican my whole life, but I don’t get why the party ever supported an idiot like Trump.”
Guy 2: “I know! I haven’t voted for the republicans since they started following Trump.”
People, there is hope.
I’m cool with a two party system, just not the current parties.
October 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I’m cool with a two party system, just not the current parties.
I don’t have it in me to be the bigger person anymore. George Santos is a putz.
October 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I don’t have it in me to be the bigger person anymore. George Santos is a putz.