KM Kemi
@kemikm.bsky.social
Writer. Feminist.
Holding the line, because the suffragists didn’t die for this bullshit.
Everything he said was a lie. Everything he will say will be a lie.
When in doubt, assume the /s.
“Look around, can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?"
Holding the line, because the suffragists didn’t die for this bullshit.
Everything he said was a lie. Everything he will say will be a lie.
When in doubt, assume the /s.
“Look around, can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?"
A story in three parts:
1. Cleaning the kitchen, I discovered some potatoes that needed to be cooked post haste.
2. Made fondant potatoes.
3. Ate too many potatoes, but feel completely satisfied.
Lesson: it’s hard to go wrong when you combine potatoes, butter, rosemary, stock, and heat.
1. Cleaning the kitchen, I discovered some potatoes that needed to be cooked post haste.
2. Made fondant potatoes.
3. Ate too many potatoes, but feel completely satisfied.
Lesson: it’s hard to go wrong when you combine potatoes, butter, rosemary, stock, and heat.
December 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
A story in three parts:
1. Cleaning the kitchen, I discovered some potatoes that needed to be cooked post haste.
2. Made fondant potatoes.
3. Ate too many potatoes, but feel completely satisfied.
Lesson: it’s hard to go wrong when you combine potatoes, butter, rosemary, stock, and heat.
1. Cleaning the kitchen, I discovered some potatoes that needed to be cooked post haste.
2. Made fondant potatoes.
3. Ate too many potatoes, but feel completely satisfied.
Lesson: it’s hard to go wrong when you combine potatoes, butter, rosemary, stock, and heat.
My turtle doves came a little early this year. Their partner is in the nearby tree (aka Bird-Squirrel Pine Condos).
December 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
My turtle doves came a little early this year. Their partner is in the nearby tree (aka Bird-Squirrel Pine Condos).
All things being equal, I like a pretty drink.
December 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
All things being equal, I like a pretty drink.
Last night was a sourdough making party kind of night. Today was a sourdough baking kind of day. Delish!
December 1, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Last night was a sourdough making party kind of night. Today was a sourdough baking kind of day. Delish!
A cat. An old fashioned. Some lights in the night. We’re okay.
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
A cat. An old fashioned. Some lights in the night. We’re okay.
In other news, I am on a forced break. I made the mistake of sitting near his favorite window. There is required petting to be done now before I am released.
November 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
In other news, I am on a forced break. I made the mistake of sitting near his favorite window. There is required petting to be done now before I am released.
Circumstances required an early holiday setup. I’m okay with this because I now have this pic. I mean, come on!
November 16, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Circumstances required an early holiday setup. I’m okay with this because I now have this pic. I mean, come on!
The chair is old and was just moved from another room so now it’s the hot “new” hip lounge spot and they’ve been seriously fighting over it for two days. This is after the catnip kicked in. Don’t tell me legalized pot couldn’t be the solution to world peace.
October 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The chair is old and was just moved from another room so now it’s the hot “new” hip lounge spot and they’ve been seriously fighting over it for two days. This is after the catnip kicked in. Don’t tell me legalized pot couldn’t be the solution to world peace.
Don’t stand down, but take care of yourself so you are ready for what comes next.
Massage and sauna is my self care of the day.
Massage and sauna is my self care of the day.
October 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Don’t stand down, but take care of yourself so you are ready for what comes next.
Massage and sauna is my self care of the day.
Massage and sauna is my self care of the day.
It’s not my fault that you showed up at the end of my nap, dear cat.
October 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
It’s not my fault that you showed up at the end of my nap, dear cat.
There is so much I love about this maple smoked old fashioned. Mostly that it came with a waffle and some bacon.
September 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
There is so much I love about this maple smoked old fashioned. Mostly that it came with a waffle and some bacon.
September 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Anything I can order off Amazon with free overnight delivery is mine to do with as I please, including flags.
Old Cankle Brains can sign any executive order he wants. Doesn’t make it law. Never did. Never will.
A flag is merely a symbol, not a holy relic. Now what are we doing about these?
Old Cankle Brains can sign any executive order he wants. Doesn’t make it law. Never did. Never will.
A flag is merely a symbol, not a holy relic. Now what are we doing about these?
August 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Anything I can order off Amazon with free overnight delivery is mine to do with as I please, including flags.
Old Cankle Brains can sign any executive order he wants. Doesn’t make it law. Never did. Never will.
A flag is merely a symbol, not a holy relic. Now what are we doing about these?
Old Cankle Brains can sign any executive order he wants. Doesn’t make it law. Never did. Never will.
A flag is merely a symbol, not a holy relic. Now what are we doing about these?
Anything I can order off Amazon with free overnight delivery is mine to do with as I please, including flags.
Old Cankle Brains can sign any executive order he wants. Doesn’t make it law. Never did. Never will.
A flag is merely a symbol, not a holy relic. Now what are we doing about these?
Old Cankle Brains can sign any executive order he wants. Doesn’t make it law. Never did. Never will.
A flag is merely a symbol, not a holy relic. Now what are we doing about these?
August 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Anything I can order off Amazon with free overnight delivery is mine to do with as I please, including flags.
Old Cankle Brains can sign any executive order he wants. Doesn’t make it law. Never did. Never will.
A flag is merely a symbol, not a holy relic. Now what are we doing about these?
Old Cankle Brains can sign any executive order he wants. Doesn’t make it law. Never did. Never will.
A flag is merely a symbol, not a holy relic. Now what are we doing about these?
If you’ve been following my squirrel planted sunflower saga, the squirrels are clearly pissed that the birds ate all the seeds. The squirrels had a bit of a tantrum.
August 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
If you’ve been following my squirrel planted sunflower saga, the squirrels are clearly pissed that the birds ate all the seeds. The squirrels had a bit of a tantrum.
According to the goldfinches, the squirrel planted sunflower patch is ready for harvesting. I declare tomorrow Sunflower Saturday!
#birds #squirrel #backyardwildlife #sunflowers
#birds #squirrel #backyardwildlife #sunflowers
August 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
According to the goldfinches, the squirrel planted sunflower patch is ready for harvesting. I declare tomorrow Sunflower Saturday!
#birds #squirrel #backyardwildlife #sunflowers
#birds #squirrel #backyardwildlife #sunflowers
The news is so stupid. Here’s a break.
Sunflowers. Organic and completely squirrel planted with seeds they stole from the bird feeders. All I do is water once in a while. I assume they will harvest as well, if the birds don’t get there first.
Sunflowers. Organic and completely squirrel planted with seeds they stole from the bird feeders. All I do is water once in a while. I assume they will harvest as well, if the birds don’t get there first.
August 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The news is so stupid. Here’s a break.
Sunflowers. Organic and completely squirrel planted with seeds they stole from the bird feeders. All I do is water once in a while. I assume they will harvest as well, if the birds don’t get there first.
Sunflowers. Organic and completely squirrel planted with seeds they stole from the bird feeders. All I do is water once in a while. I assume they will harvest as well, if the birds don’t get there first.
See these soon to be sunflowers? I didn’t plant them. The squirrels raided the bird feeders earlier this summer and THEY planted them. The squirrels are better gardeners than I am.
July 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
See these soon to be sunflowers? I didn’t plant them. The squirrels raided the bird feeders earlier this summer and THEY planted them. The squirrels are better gardeners than I am.
I’m an admitted bird dork. It was a COVID hobby that stuck. These are my favorite kinds of photos I get from my smart feeder. She had her fill and is moving on.
July 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I’m an admitted bird dork. It was a COVID hobby that stuck. These are my favorite kinds of photos I get from my smart feeder. She had her fill and is moving on.
I’m an admitted bird dork. It was a COVID hobby that stuck. These are my favorite kinds of photos I get from my smart feeder. She had her fill and is moving on.
July 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I’m an admitted bird dork. It was a COVID hobby that stuck. These are my favorite kinds of photos I get from my smart feeder. She had her fill and is moving on.
This common starling is clearly having a rough day, but he did manage to look into the lens for a photo when he grabbed a mealworm on the way home. Yep, buddy. We can relate.
July 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This common starling is clearly having a rough day, but he did manage to look into the lens for a photo when he grabbed a mealworm on the way home. Yep, buddy. We can relate.
At my local Fourth parade. Needs a caption. Internet, do your thing!
July 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
At my local Fourth parade. Needs a caption. Internet, do your thing!
In an attempt to escape the world last week, I swam with these pigs in the Bahamas. It is so much more fun than I thought it would be. Apologies to everyone I have relentlessly judged and teased for swimming with pigs.
June 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
In an attempt to escape the world last week, I swam with these pigs in the Bahamas. It is so much more fun than I thought it would be. Apologies to everyone I have relentlessly judged and teased for swimming with pigs.