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Kelsey Dake
@kelseydake.bsky.social
I draw stuff; kelseydake.com

AKA @fairytaletudor in old house circles.
Called my parents to figure out if I had two MMR shots or just one (turns out I had three) and we found out that my dad had both measles AND mumps in the sixties 🥴😷
February 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Everything sucks but at least my sconces all have matching shades now?
February 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Mark mentioning the “bargaining” phase of grief in the latest episode of Severance added some clarity to my theory that Harmony and Seth only work for and have extreme loyalty (even at their own expense) to Lumon in hopes of having a loved one resurrected themselves. They’re not there for the money.
February 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I’m doom scrolling and my husband keeps leaning over and showing me magic videos on his phone and I MARRIED THE RIGHT MAN
February 20, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Interesting read - 'Conspiracists are about to get a dose of reality' www.thetimes.com/article/b3bb...
Conspiracists are about to get a dose of reality
Antivaxers, cranks and fantasists thrive in safe, stable societies but the days of consequence-free idiocy may be ending
www.thetimes.com
February 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Hacks is perfect, except, can we get Deborah Vance some nicer handbags? It doesn’t track 😭
February 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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This is America, 2025

In one weekend (!!), one New York Times photographer, Doug Mills, travels from Gitmo to the Super Bowl to take two unforgettable images of where we're at as a nation
February 10, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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today
February 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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last severance episode confirms nobody fucks with the jesus
February 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
This box I uncovered is making me glad landlines are obsolete, #oldhouselove
February 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Around 35% of SpaceX’s revenue comes directly from the federal govt.

Less than 1% of NPR’s budget comes from the federal govt.
February 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I love working with rewarding materials 😭 #oldhouselove
January 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:

www.404media.co/declassified...
Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral
The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.
www.404media.co
January 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I think after almost three years of removing interior paint, the heat gun is my fave (and cheapest)
January 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
My husband was part of that super botched Stripe layoff last week, and let me tell you, we are *savoring* this Deep Seek drama.
January 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I love that Google Maps has become basically unusable in the last decade and they’re prioritizing renaming the Gulf of Mexico instead of improving their product 🫡
January 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Makin chrome shinyyyyy cause everything else sucksssss
January 26, 2025 at 7:23 AM
My four year old is watching me assemble a piece in photoshop and his mind is blown, he keeps asking, “BUT WHERE IS THE PAPER”
January 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM