Called my parents to figure out if I had two MMR shots or just one (turns out I had three) and we found out that my dad had both measles AND mumps in the sixties 🥴😷

Everything sucks but at least my sconces all have matching shades now?

Mark mentioning the “bargaining” phase of grief in the latest episode of Severance added some clarity to my theory that Harmony and Seth only work for and have extreme loyalty (even at their own expense) to Lumon in hopes of having a loved one resurrected themselves. They’re not there for the money.

I’m doom scrolling and my husband keeps leaning over and showing me magic videos on his phone and I MARRIED THE RIGHT MAN

Interesting read - 'Conspiracists are about to get a dose of reality' www.thetimes.com/article/b3bb...

Hacks is perfect, except, can we get Deborah Vance some nicer handbags? It doesn’t track 😭

This is America, 2025

In one weekend (!!), one New York Times photographer, Doug Mills, travels from Gitmo to the Super Bowl to take two unforgettable images of where we're at as a nation

today

last severance episode confirms nobody fucks with the jesus

This box I uncovered is making me glad landlines are obsolete, #oldhouselove

Around 35% of SpaceX’s revenue comes directly from the federal govt.

Less than 1% of NPR’s budget comes from the federal govt.

I love working with rewarding materials 😭 #oldhouselove

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:

www.404media.co/declassified...

I think after almost three years of removing interior paint, the heat gun is my fave (and cheapest)

My husband was part of that super botched Stripe layoff last week, and let me tell you, we are *savoring* this Deep Seek drama.

I love that Google Maps has become basically unusable in the last decade and they’re prioritizing renaming the Gulf of Mexico instead of improving their product 🫡

Makin chrome shinyyyyy cause everything else sucksssss

My four year old is watching me assemble a piece in photoshop and his mind is blown, he keeps asking, “BUT WHERE IS THE PAPER”