kelsey schroeder
@kelseycschroeder.bsky.social
[shray•der 👌🏼]
i take life one port of call, adventure, and song at a time.
🛳️ cruise ship singer
🌍 77 countries
🧖🏼♀️ licensed esthetician
i take life one port of call, adventure, and song at a time.
🛳️ cruise ship singer
🌍 77 countries
🧖🏼♀️ licensed esthetician
Y’all I had a dream last night that I had been cast as Galinda. Never been more terrified in my life.
March 16, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Y’all I had a dream last night that I had been cast as Galinda. Never been more terrified in my life.
Florida gigging for the next three weekends. Excited to be getting back in the swing of things after two and a half months off. 🤍
March 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Florida gigging for the next three weekends. Excited to be getting back in the swing of things after two and a half months off. 🤍
I love sitting at the community pool in a retirement community and hearing boomers talk mad shit about all of the younger generations. So incredibly entitled and out of touch.
February 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I love sitting at the community pool in a retirement community and hearing boomers talk mad shit about all of the younger generations. So incredibly entitled and out of touch.
a few thoughts from the sag aftra awards on Netflix tonight: 1. I was physically pained by some of those pre show interviews. Wtaf. 2. Thank you, Jane Fonda. 3. artists - we’ve got work to do. let’s go.
February 24, 2025 at 5:46 AM
a few thoughts from the sag aftra awards on Netflix tonight: 1. I was physically pained by some of those pre show interviews. Wtaf. 2. Thank you, Jane Fonda. 3. artists - we’ve got work to do. let’s go.
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Hey. I'm a journalist in Atlanta. I write for The Guardian and Rolling Stone.
If you work for the federal government, and want to connect in person to discuss the illegal and unconstitutional activities you are seeing inside your agency, send me a note via Signal.
They can't kill us all.
If you work for the federal government, and want to connect in person to discuss the illegal and unconstitutional activities you are seeing inside your agency, send me a note via Signal.
They can't kill us all.
February 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Hey. I'm a journalist in Atlanta. I write for The Guardian and Rolling Stone.
If you work for the federal government, and want to connect in person to discuss the illegal and unconstitutional activities you are seeing inside your agency, send me a note via Signal.
They can't kill us all.
If you work for the federal government, and want to connect in person to discuss the illegal and unconstitutional activities you are seeing inside your agency, send me a note via Signal.
They can't kill us all.
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This is how it’s done.
Gov. Mills: I’ll comply with the state and federal laws
Trump: We are the federal law. You better do it because you’re not going to get any federal funds.
Gov Mills: See you in court
Trump: We are the federal law. You better do it because you’re not going to get any federal funds.
Gov Mills: See you in court
February 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
This is how it’s done.
constantly on the verge of a complete emotional spin out and breakdown and never needed to be medicated more in my life but unfortunately I just have to ask my brain to continue to emotionally and mentally raw dog it through the shit storm. hbu?
February 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
constantly on the verge of a complete emotional spin out and breakdown and never needed to be medicated more in my life but unfortunately I just have to ask my brain to continue to emotionally and mentally raw dog it through the shit storm. hbu?
fucked around and went to a protest today. #50501movement #fotus #lockthemup #notmypresident #resist
February 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
fucked around and went to a protest today. #50501movement #fotus #lockthemup #notmypresident #resist
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Measles high infection rate is the reason we have not yet been able to eradicate it. That rate means you need a very high vaccination rate to prevent outbreaks. It is possible, but not with current levels of institutional distrust.
The average person with the flu gives it to around 1.4 people. The average person with measles gives it to between 12 and 18 people.
Measles cases continue to surge globally, putting millions of children at risk.
More than 10 million people globally were infected with measles in 2023, a 20% increase from the previous year.
bit.ly/48SAtkf
More than 10 million people globally were infected with measles in 2023, a 20% increase from the previous year.
bit.ly/48SAtkf
February 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Measles high infection rate is the reason we have not yet been able to eradicate it. That rate means you need a very high vaccination rate to prevent outbreaks. It is possible, but not with current levels of institutional distrust.
think I might fuck around and go to a protest today. #fotus #fuckdonaldtrump #elonmuskisaprivatecitizen #50501movement
February 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
think I might fuck around and go to a protest today. #fotus #fuckdonaldtrump #elonmuskisaprivatecitizen #50501movement
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Money talks
We got a Costco membership for the first time in our lives today. They asked why & I said because treat your workers well, you value diversity, & you didn’t cave in to authoritarian demands. He said: “We’ve been getting lots of folks saying that, thanks for joining.”
Who needs a gallon of ketchup?
Who needs a gallon of ketchup?
February 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Money talks
freestyle cruisin, babe.
January 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
freestyle cruisin, babe.
Guys - I’m cruising again. FOR FUN. This is so silly and strange and I’m just really leaning into both vacation mode and my goal of resting more rn. It’s 1:30pm and I have not gotten out of bed yet. 🥹
January 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Guys - I’m cruising again. FOR FUN. This is so silly and strange and I’m just really leaning into both vacation mode and my goal of resting more rn. It’s 1:30pm and I have not gotten out of bed yet. 🥹
When I tell you I had the most affirming gynecological appointment of my life today: Walked in fearful, anxious and ready to double down on my body and my choices. Cried (despite my best efforts). Left feeling supported, seen, heard, loved. Community is possible everywhere. Even in fucking Florida.
January 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
When I tell you I had the most affirming gynecological appointment of my life today: Walked in fearful, anxious and ready to double down on my body and my choices. Cried (despite my best efforts). Left feeling supported, seen, heard, loved. Community is possible everywhere. Even in fucking Florida.
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As best you can, ignore him.
January 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
As best you can, ignore him.
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The Revolution Will Not be Televised
-take more Polaroids, take pictures with film
- put an actual pen to actual paper
- talk to people in person
- preserve banned books and science books
- participate in community gardens
- run for office or school board in your town
-take more Polaroids, take pictures with film
- put an actual pen to actual paper
- talk to people in person
- preserve banned books and science books
- participate in community gardens
- run for office or school board in your town
January 21, 2025 at 6:57 AM
The Revolution Will Not be Televised
-take more Polaroids, take pictures with film
- put an actual pen to actual paper
- talk to people in person
- preserve banned books and science books
- participate in community gardens
- run for office or school board in your town
-take more Polaroids, take pictures with film
- put an actual pen to actual paper
- talk to people in person
- preserve banned books and science books
- participate in community gardens
- run for office or school board in your town
It’s giving “I’m new here” and serving “f*** Meta.” Guess I’ll give this a whirl and see how I feel about it. Anyone else as miserably pissed off as I am? Anyway heres a pic of me looking cute and happy and far less pissed off than previously mentioned.
January 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
It’s giving “I’m new here” and serving “f*** Meta.” Guess I’ll give this a whirl and see how I feel about it. Anyone else as miserably pissed off as I am? Anyway heres a pic of me looking cute and happy and far less pissed off than previously mentioned.