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the most perfect naples layover :) took the ferry to Ischia for the day 🇮🇹
July 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
the most perfect naples layover :) took the ferry to Ischia for the day 🇮🇹
maybe my fav (and def most expensive lol) flying week of my career so far- naples and paris back to back :):)
June 4, 2025 at 4:54 AM
maybe my fav (and def most expensive lol) flying week of my career so far- naples and paris back to back :):)
no one in this world is happier that i’m finally over it than my therapist
May 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
no one in this world is happier that i’m finally over it than my therapist
i didn’t think anything could be better than seeing a child on a leash at an airport but i’ve just seen a child with a mullet on a leash at the airport and that is the pinnacle of leash children wow
May 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
i didn’t think anything could be better than seeing a child on a leash at an airport but i’ve just seen a child with a mullet on a leash at the airport and that is the pinnacle of leash children wow
london is so spectacular this time of year 😍
April 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
london is so spectacular this time of year 😍
i can never leave my kindle on an airplane bc whoever goes thru it will be soooooo embarrassed for me
April 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
i can never leave my kindle on an airplane bc whoever goes thru it will be soooooo embarrassed for me
“i’d rather be seen and alive than dying by your point of view” is SUCH a bar go off ari
March 30, 2025 at 9:20 AM
“i’d rather be seen and alive than dying by your point of view” is SUCH a bar go off ari
i really need for the NFL and related social media personalities to learn the difference between resign and re-sign
March 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
i really need for the NFL and related social media personalities to learn the difference between resign and re-sign
recently read a book where the love interest says he’s a mets fan bc he grew up in the bronx… and someone pls correct me if i’m wrong but if he were from the bronx wouldn’t he be a yankees fan if we’re using proximity as reasoning? i’ve been mad ab this for days.
March 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
recently read a book where the love interest says he’s a mets fan bc he grew up in the bronx… and someone pls correct me if i’m wrong but if he were from the bronx wouldn’t he be a yankees fan if we’re using proximity as reasoning? i’ve been mad ab this for days.
developed unrequited feelings for a man we are soooo back !
March 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
developed unrequited feelings for a man we are soooo back !
if nobody got me i know 3am wheat thins and cheese got me
March 11, 2025 at 7:47 AM
if nobody got me i know 3am wheat thins and cheese got me
just found out a certain show will be filming at my favorite dive bar 😭
March 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
just found out a certain show will be filming at my favorite dive bar 😭
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Sometimes having 2 cats is like having 2 cats and sometimes having 2 cats is like having 12 cats and that’s all I care to say about cats today
March 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Sometimes having 2 cats is like having 2 cats and sometimes having 2 cats is like having 12 cats and that’s all I care to say about cats today
at the lesbian bars the toilet seats are always down and i think thats beautiful
March 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
at the lesbian bars the toilet seats are always down and i think thats beautiful
my friends have learned they can bribe me into going out with the promise of a celsius
March 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
my friends have learned they can bribe me into going out with the promise of a celsius
the way i have absolutely fallen in love w south island NZ
February 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
the way i have absolutely fallen in love w south island NZ
hey so how do i stop myself from going insane lol
February 22, 2025 at 6:50 AM
hey so how do i stop myself from going insane lol
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The meanest people I know disguised themselves as friends.
February 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The meanest people I know disguised themselves as friends.
the best part of outdoorsy vacays w friends is not doing your hair or makeup once bc who cares like let’s just live and vibe and do things and exist
February 21, 2025 at 8:57 AM
the best part of outdoorsy vacays w friends is not doing your hair or makeup once bc who cares like let’s just live and vibe and do things and exist
the colors of the south island water 🥹 also even after doing EBC a couple years ago i still do not care for suspension bridges like why are they bouncy and why am i nauseous lol
February 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
the colors of the south island water 🥹 also even after doing EBC a couple years ago i still do not care for suspension bridges like why are they bouncy and why am i nauseous lol
hiking up a mountain: wow i am the least athletic person to ever exist everyone who passed me must be so embarrassed for me and how hard im breathing
hiking down from a summit: wow i am amazing and so much better than everyone else i am invincible. i am inevitable. am i god?
hiking down from a summit: wow i am amazing and so much better than everyone else i am invincible. i am inevitable. am i god?
February 18, 2025 at 6:29 AM
hiking up a mountain: wow i am the least athletic person to ever exist everyone who passed me must be so embarrassed for me and how hard im breathing
hiking down from a summit: wow i am amazing and so much better than everyone else i am invincible. i am inevitable. am i god?
hiking down from a summit: wow i am amazing and so much better than everyone else i am invincible. i am inevitable. am i god?
Wanaka NZ is the first place i’ve been to abroad where i’ve said “i could live here” and truly truly meant it. i would live here in a heartbeat. the mountains, the water, the activities- just a perfect lil town
February 18, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Wanaka NZ is the first place i’ve been to abroad where i’ve said “i could live here” and truly truly meant it. i would live here in a heartbeat. the mountains, the water, the activities- just a perfect lil town
ok so new zealand has been an absolute *gem* so far omg
February 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
ok so new zealand has been an absolute *gem* so far omg
when did every man’s favorite desert become tiramisu ?
February 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
when did every man’s favorite desert become tiramisu ?