Kelly
@kellynoonan.bsky.social
I live in Western, MA and tell mom jokes.
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Kelly
@kellynoonan.bsky.social
· Apr 1
Television shows that had total fewer hours than Bookers current time on the floor:
Freaks and Geeks
Firefly
My So Called Life
Pushing Daisies
Happy Endings
Freaks and Geeks
Firefly
My So Called Life
Pushing Daisies
Happy Endings
Me to my husband: “Hey did you know Northampton has a famous turkey?”
Husband: “No”
“I actually met him at the hospital a couple of weeks ago.”
Husband: “Oh wait, I do know that turkey, he’s been outside our office and I just edited a video with him today.”
Husband: “No”
“I actually met him at the hospital a couple of weeks ago.”
Husband: “Oh wait, I do know that turkey, he’s been outside our office and I just edited a video with him today.”
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Me to my husband: “Hey did you know Northampton has a famous turkey?”
Husband: “No”
“I actually met him at the hospital a couple of weeks ago.”
Husband: “Oh wait, I do know that turkey, he’s been outside our office and I just edited a video with him today.”
Husband: “No”
“I actually met him at the hospital a couple of weeks ago.”
Husband: “Oh wait, I do know that turkey, he’s been outside our office and I just edited a video with him today.”
Pluribus has definitely taken its place on my mantle of favorite sad shows that are also funny shows.
November 21, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Pluribus has definitely taken its place on my mantle of favorite sad shows that are also funny shows.
Finally getting some real lights peaking out from behind the clouds
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Finally getting some real lights peaking out from behind the clouds
Letting my allergies get bad enough to actually make a specialist appointment only to find out you can’t use an antihistamine 5 days before your appointment is wild. What do you mean my only options to breath are peppermint tea and Fisherman’s Friend.
November 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Letting my allergies get bad enough to actually make a specialist appointment only to find out you can’t use an antihistamine 5 days before your appointment is wild. What do you mean my only options to breath are peppermint tea and Fisherman’s Friend.
My 8 year old child and another 8 year old child are working out the logistics of starting a “kitty club” where they will facilitate Facetime calls between their two cats every Sunday.
November 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
My 8 year old child and another 8 year old child are working out the logistics of starting a “kitty club” where they will facilitate Facetime calls between their two cats every Sunday.
Spending Halloween baleeting his emails.
October 31, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Spending Halloween baleeting his emails.
Just realized we’re out of both cat food and ginger ale and it’s renewed my sadness that Dave’s Pet and Soda City no longer exists.
October 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Just realized we’re out of both cat food and ginger ale and it’s renewed my sadness that Dave’s Pet and Soda City no longer exists.
It’s a bummer that people have been sharing all of these funny and wonderful videos of Diane Keaton this weekend and every time I see one, I have a moment of “I wonder if this is real or just AI.”
October 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
It’s a bummer that people have been sharing all of these funny and wonderful videos of Diane Keaton this weekend and every time I see one, I have a moment of “I wonder if this is real or just AI.”
It’s all fun and games when you first download The Merlin app, not realizing you’ll eventually move on to studying bird migration maps.
October 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
It’s all fun and games when you first download The Merlin app, not realizing you’ll eventually move on to studying bird migration maps.
Man, I did not consider the possibility that I might break a toe when I built my entire cold weather wardrobe around the assumption that I’d be wearing boots with at least a 1 inch heel.
October 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Man, I did not consider the possibility that I might break a toe when I built my entire cold weather wardrobe around the assumption that I’d be wearing boots with at least a 1 inch heel.
At what point in House of Guinness does one of the brothers invite the family to a 40th birthday party where they have to enter through a birth canal?
October 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
At what point in House of Guinness does one of the brothers invite the family to a 40th birthday party where they have to enter through a birth canal?
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This only happens to you once
September 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This only happens to you once
Literally every time I’ve had the time or energy to move this suitcase since returning from a work trip 3 days ago, this has happened.
September 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Literally every time I’ve had the time or energy to move this suitcase since returning from a work trip 3 days ago, this has happened.
If I watch Home Alone every December, Groundhog Day every February 2nd and Independence Day every 4th of July, I guess it follows that I’d watch that episode of Parks and Rec during The Rapture.
September 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
If I watch Home Alone every December, Groundhog Day every February 2nd and Independence Day every 4th of July, I guess it follows that I’d watch that episode of Parks and Rec during The Rapture.
Every 30 and 40something cast that would have been making a raunchy adult comedy if it was 2015 seems to be making a comedic murder mystery instead. What’s going on in Hollywood that’s making execs believe that a midlife crisis with a body count is that much more relatable?
September 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Every 30 and 40something cast that would have been making a raunchy adult comedy if it was 2015 seems to be making a comedic murder mystery instead. What’s going on in Hollywood that’s making execs believe that a midlife crisis with a body count is that much more relatable?
Mom Declares Garage Her Next Big Project https://theonion.com/mom-declares-garage-her-next-big-project-1819579239/
September 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I can confirm I used Merlin this week. I still want to know why a mallard hung out in my yard all day on Wednesday when I’m miles from the closest lake or pond.
Essay: Birding is a growing hobby in the United States, writes Laura McTaggart. More than one-third of Americans report “closely observing birds, with intention.” I think I have found my tribe, and that tribe is a flock.
What does the great horned owl say?
Even better than identifying the birds was identifying with the birds, writes Laura McTaggart. I wasn’t sure what they were talking about, but I was sure it wasn’t the price of groceries or the impend...
www.wbur.org
September 12, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I can confirm I used Merlin this week. I still want to know why a mallard hung out in my yard all day on Wednesday when I’m miles from the closest lake or pond.
@kristenmulrooney.bsky.social was that you in the ad that just popped up on my FYP??? Absolutely magnificent.
September 5, 2025 at 12:28 PM
@kristenmulrooney.bsky.social was that you in the ad that just popped up on my FYP??? Absolutely magnificent.
As always, enjoying the severe Massachusetts weather transition from sweaty to cozy.
September 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
As always, enjoying the severe Massachusetts weather transition from sweaty to cozy.
The reality of raising a Western MA Gen Alpha is that they rotate seamlessly between playing Roblox and playing their pan flute.
August 31, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The reality of raising a Western MA Gen Alpha is that they rotate seamlessly between playing Roblox and playing their pan flute.
We did a “no screens” day in the Berkshires and by 2pm our child was bored enough to compose a song on a pan flute.
August 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
We did a “no screens” day in the Berkshires and by 2pm our child was bored enough to compose a song on a pan flute.
Spending this last “no camp” week watching Homestar Runner videos, eating Totino’s Pizza Rolls and playing Settlers of Catan because apparently my 8 year old is a millennial college student.
August 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Spending this last “no camp” week watching Homestar Runner videos, eating Totino’s Pizza Rolls and playing Settlers of Catan because apparently my 8 year old is a millennial college student.
I’ve replaced my And Just Like That hatewatching with The Summer I Turned Pretty and at first I felt embarrassed watching a “teen show” but, honestly, the maturity levels of the characters on both shows are basically interchangeable.
August 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I’ve replaced my And Just Like That hatewatching with The Summer I Turned Pretty and at first I felt embarrassed watching a “teen show” but, honestly, the maturity levels of the characters on both shows are basically interchangeable.
To make this like a real election, my cat, who does not live in Somerville, should be allowed to run.
there’s an election for Cat Mayor currently happening in Somerville, Mass. and every cat deserves to win
August 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
To make this like a real election, my cat, who does not live in Somerville, should be allowed to run.
Realizing how small my bladder is by reading a thread in r/massachusetts on the creepiest bathrooms in MA and finding out I’ve used almost all of them at least once at some desperate point in my life.
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From the massachusetts community on Reddit: What’s the creepiest public bathroom in Massachusetts?
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August 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Realizing how small my bladder is by reading a thread in r/massachusetts on the creepiest bathrooms in MA and finding out I’ve used almost all of them at least once at some desperate point in my life.
www.reddit.com/r/massachuse...
www.reddit.com/r/massachuse...