Kelly
@kellynoonan.bsky.social
Former writer for @Reductress and @McSweeneys. I live in Western, MA and tell mom jokes.
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Kelly
@kellynoonan.bsky.social
· Apr 1
Television shows that had total fewer hours than Bookers current time on the floor:
Freaks and Geeks
Firefly
My So Called Life
Pushing Daisies
Happy Endings
Freaks and Geeks
Firefly
My So Called Life
Pushing Daisies
Happy Endings
I fear that Puzzle Warehouse is the only brand that truly understands me.
January 8, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I fear that Puzzle Warehouse is the only brand that truly understands me.
People who desperately want to believe that Stranger Things is getting an Episode 9 must be too young to have ever had a show completely ruined by a horrible finale.
January 7, 2026 at 1:58 AM
People who desperately want to believe that Stranger Things is getting an Episode 9 must be too young to have ever had a show completely ruined by a horrible finale.
So many libertarians are going to spend today complaining about the administration they voted for after claiming they had no other options.
January 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
So many libertarians are going to spend today complaining about the administration they voted for after claiming they had no other options.
Won’t someone think of the parents of kids old enough to stay up to midnight, but young enough that they’re not ready for Stranger Things?
December 31, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Won’t someone think of the parents of kids old enough to stay up to midnight, but young enough that they’re not ready for Stranger Things?
Bring on the NYE marketing email blasts, it makes it so much easier to get a head start on my new year’s resolution to unsubscribe to all marketing emails.
December 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Bring on the NYE marketing email blasts, it makes it so much easier to get a head start on my new year’s resolution to unsubscribe to all marketing emails.
Honestly, watching a documentary about a jigsaw puzzle contest on the free library streaming app is exactly my speed for today.
December 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Honestly, watching a documentary about a jigsaw puzzle contest on the free library streaming app is exactly my speed for today.
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Merriam Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Merriam Christmas
Pretty sure my eight year old’s favorite joke in this year’s Home Alone rewatch was this one.
John Candy scene in “Home Alone”
YouTube video by Chicago magazine
youtu.be
December 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Pretty sure my eight year old’s favorite joke in this year’s Home Alone rewatch was this one.
Reposted by Kelly
AS A PROFESSOR, I AM ASKING
HOW ARE OUR STUDENTS SUPPOSED TO LEARN IN THESE CONDITIONS?
HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO GO TO SCHOOL AND TAKE EXAMS KNOWING SOMEONE MIGHT JUST SHOW UP WITH AN EASY TO ACQUIRE AUTOMATIC WEAPON?
HOW??????????
HOW ARE OUR STUDENTS SUPPOSED TO LEARN IN THESE CONDITIONS?
HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO GO TO SCHOOL AND TAKE EXAMS KNOWING SOMEONE MIGHT JUST SHOW UP WITH AN EASY TO ACQUIRE AUTOMATIC WEAPON?
HOW??????????
Longer statement from Brown University:
"We are very sorry to share that we have confirmed reports of multiple shooting victims, but we are not able to share their condition. They have been transported to local hospitals."
"We are very sorry to share that we have confirmed reports of multiple shooting victims, but we are not able to share their condition. They have been transported to local hospitals."
December 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
AS A PROFESSOR, I AM ASKING
HOW ARE OUR STUDENTS SUPPOSED TO LEARN IN THESE CONDITIONS?
HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO GO TO SCHOOL AND TAKE EXAMS KNOWING SOMEONE MIGHT JUST SHOW UP WITH AN EASY TO ACQUIRE AUTOMATIC WEAPON?
HOW??????????
HOW ARE OUR STUDENTS SUPPOSED TO LEARN IN THESE CONDITIONS?
HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO GO TO SCHOOL AND TAKE EXAMS KNOWING SOMEONE MIGHT JUST SHOW UP WITH AN EASY TO ACQUIRE AUTOMATIC WEAPON?
HOW??????????
I miss the brief sliver of time between bees being everywhere and everything I touch giving me a static shock.
December 8, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I miss the brief sliver of time between bees being everywhere and everything I touch giving me a static shock.
Home sick and opened TikTok to discover that women my age are apparently giving themselves DIY facelifts using needles in their jawlines and necks?
Like, I know us millennials like our DIY, but your face is not a thrifted chair that you can reupholster with a trip to Jo-Anns, YouTube and a dream.
Like, I know us millennials like our DIY, but your face is not a thrifted chair that you can reupholster with a trip to Jo-Anns, YouTube and a dream.
December 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Home sick and opened TikTok to discover that women my age are apparently giving themselves DIY facelifts using needles in their jawlines and necks?
Like, I know us millennials like our DIY, but your face is not a thrifted chair that you can reupholster with a trip to Jo-Anns, YouTube and a dream.
Like, I know us millennials like our DIY, but your face is not a thrifted chair that you can reupholster with a trip to Jo-Anns, YouTube and a dream.
Tonight in things I just found out my 8 year old knows that I don’t. (The answer is a 64th note.)
December 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Tonight in things I just found out my 8 year old knows that I don’t. (The answer is a 64th note.)
Stuck inside on a snow day with a kid with too much energy missing out on his education? I present to you, our current solution (100% self-imposed.)
December 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Stuck inside on a snow day with a kid with too much energy missing out on his education? I present to you, our current solution (100% self-imposed.)
Reposted by Kelly
Book Moon Books
Bright and shiny independent bookshop in Easthampton, MA
www.bookmoonbooks.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Apparently like Massachusetts, I only have two seasons and they are “Hammock” and “Puzzles.”
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Apparently like Massachusetts, I only have two seasons and they are “Hammock” and “Puzzles.”
Me to my husband: “Hey did you know Northampton has a famous turkey?”
Husband: “No”
“I actually met him at the hospital a couple of weeks ago.”
Husband: “Oh wait, I do know that turkey, he’s been outside our office and I just edited a video with him today.”
Husband: “No”
“I actually met him at the hospital a couple of weeks ago.”
Husband: “Oh wait, I do know that turkey, he’s been outside our office and I just edited a video with him today.”
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Me to my husband: “Hey did you know Northampton has a famous turkey?”
Husband: “No”
“I actually met him at the hospital a couple of weeks ago.”
Husband: “Oh wait, I do know that turkey, he’s been outside our office and I just edited a video with him today.”
Husband: “No”
“I actually met him at the hospital a couple of weeks ago.”
Husband: “Oh wait, I do know that turkey, he’s been outside our office and I just edited a video with him today.”
Pluribus has definitely taken its place on my mantle of favorite sad shows that are also funny shows.
November 21, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Pluribus has definitely taken its place on my mantle of favorite sad shows that are also funny shows.
Finally getting some real lights peaking out from behind the clouds
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Finally getting some real lights peaking out from behind the clouds
My 8 year old child and another 8 year old child are working out the logistics of starting a “kitty club” where they will facilitate Facetime calls between their two cats every Sunday.
November 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
My 8 year old child and another 8 year old child are working out the logistics of starting a “kitty club” where they will facilitate Facetime calls between their two cats every Sunday.
Spending Halloween baleeting his emails.
October 31, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Spending Halloween baleeting his emails.
Just realized we’re out of both cat food and ginger ale and it’s renewed my sadness that Dave’s Pet and Soda City no longer exists.
October 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Just realized we’re out of both cat food and ginger ale and it’s renewed my sadness that Dave’s Pet and Soda City no longer exists.
It’s all fun and games when you first download The Merlin app, not realizing you’ll eventually move on to studying bird migration maps.
October 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
It’s all fun and games when you first download The Merlin app, not realizing you’ll eventually move on to studying bird migration maps.
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This only happens to you once
September 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This only happens to you once
Literally every time I’ve had the time or energy to move this suitcase since returning from a work trip 3 days ago, this has happened.
September 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Literally every time I’ve had the time or energy to move this suitcase since returning from a work trip 3 days ago, this has happened.
Every 30 and 40something cast that would have been making a raunchy adult comedy if it was 2015 seems to be making a comedic murder mystery instead. What’s going on in Hollywood that’s making execs believe that a midlife crisis with a body count is that much more relatable?
September 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Every 30 and 40something cast that would have been making a raunchy adult comedy if it was 2015 seems to be making a comedic murder mystery instead. What’s going on in Hollywood that’s making execs believe that a midlife crisis with a body count is that much more relatable?