Kelly
@kellynoonan.bsky.social
Former writer for @Reductress and @McSweeneys. I live in Western, MA and tell mom jokes.
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Kelly
@kellynoonan.bsky.social
· Apr 1
Television shows that had total fewer hours than Bookers current time on the floor:
Freaks and Geeks
Firefly
My So Called Life
Pushing Daisies
Happy Endings
Freaks and Geeks
Firefly
My So Called Life
Pushing Daisies
Happy Endings
Everyone should take at least one break from doomscrolling this weekend to connect with this swamp.
Hey, managed to make this happen after all! Let’s roll.
Swamp narrative’s a little lengthy for no reason, so please hold for a sec. ⬇️
#naturesky #swamps #birds #depressedcore #chillout
Swamp narrative’s a little lengthy for no reason, so please hold for a sec. ⬇️
#naturesky #swamps #birds #depressedcore #chillout
January 10, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Everyone should take at least one break from doomscrolling this weekend to connect with this swamp.
I fear that Puzzle Warehouse is the only brand that truly understands me.
January 8, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I fear that Puzzle Warehouse is the only brand that truly understands me.
People who desperately want to believe that Stranger Things is getting an Episode 9 must be too young to have ever had a show completely ruined by a horrible finale.
January 7, 2026 at 1:58 AM
People who desperately want to believe that Stranger Things is getting an Episode 9 must be too young to have ever had a show completely ruined by a horrible finale.
I somehow went semi-viral yesterday here and I’m pretty sure 90% of the reposts and likes were from bots or, like, a social media click farm. It was a really weird experience overall.
January 6, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I somehow went semi-viral yesterday here and I’m pretty sure 90% of the reposts and likes were from bots or, like, a social media click farm. It was a really weird experience overall.
I once asked r/AskWomenOver40 something and it was removed because they claimed it seemed like I was there to crowdsource (or something like that?) Why else would that subreddit or even Reddit exist if it wasn’t for crowdsourcing?
January 5, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I once asked r/AskWomenOver40 something and it was removed because they claimed it seemed like I was there to crowdsource (or something like that?) Why else would that subreddit or even Reddit exist if it wasn’t for crowdsourcing?
Next Stop Wonderland is better than any of the cop-obsessed movies and I’ll die on that hill.
January 4, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Next Stop Wonderland is better than any of the cop-obsessed movies and I’ll die on that hill.
So many libertarians are going to spend today complaining about the administration they voted for after claiming they had no other options.
January 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
So many libertarians are going to spend today complaining about the administration they voted for after claiming they had no other options.
Won’t someone think of the parents of kids old enough to stay up to midnight, but young enough that they’re not ready for Stranger Things?
December 31, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Won’t someone think of the parents of kids old enough to stay up to midnight, but young enough that they’re not ready for Stranger Things?
Bring on the NYE marketing email blasts, it makes it so much easier to get a head start on my new year’s resolution to unsubscribe to all marketing emails.
December 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Bring on the NYE marketing email blasts, it makes it so much easier to get a head start on my new year’s resolution to unsubscribe to all marketing emails.
Honestly, watching a documentary about a jigsaw puzzle contest on the free library streaming app is exactly my speed for today.
December 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Honestly, watching a documentary about a jigsaw puzzle contest on the free library streaming app is exactly my speed for today.
Reposted by Kelly
Merriam Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Merriam Christmas
Pretty sure my eight year old’s favorite joke in this year’s Home Alone rewatch was this one.
John Candy scene in “Home Alone”
YouTube video by Chicago magazine
youtu.be
December 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Pretty sure my eight year old’s favorite joke in this year’s Home Alone rewatch was this one.
Reposted by Kelly
AS A PROFESSOR, I AM ASKING
HOW ARE OUR STUDENTS SUPPOSED TO LEARN IN THESE CONDITIONS?
HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO GO TO SCHOOL AND TAKE EXAMS KNOWING SOMEONE MIGHT JUST SHOW UP WITH AN EASY TO ACQUIRE AUTOMATIC WEAPON?
HOW??????????
HOW ARE OUR STUDENTS SUPPOSED TO LEARN IN THESE CONDITIONS?
HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO GO TO SCHOOL AND TAKE EXAMS KNOWING SOMEONE MIGHT JUST SHOW UP WITH AN EASY TO ACQUIRE AUTOMATIC WEAPON?
HOW??????????
Longer statement from Brown University:
"We are very sorry to share that we have confirmed reports of multiple shooting victims, but we are not able to share their condition. They have been transported to local hospitals."
"We are very sorry to share that we have confirmed reports of multiple shooting victims, but we are not able to share their condition. They have been transported to local hospitals."
December 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
AS A PROFESSOR, I AM ASKING
HOW ARE OUR STUDENTS SUPPOSED TO LEARN IN THESE CONDITIONS?
HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO GO TO SCHOOL AND TAKE EXAMS KNOWING SOMEONE MIGHT JUST SHOW UP WITH AN EASY TO ACQUIRE AUTOMATIC WEAPON?
HOW??????????
HOW ARE OUR STUDENTS SUPPOSED TO LEARN IN THESE CONDITIONS?
HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO GO TO SCHOOL AND TAKE EXAMS KNOWING SOMEONE MIGHT JUST SHOW UP WITH AN EASY TO ACQUIRE AUTOMATIC WEAPON?
HOW??????????
I think my Nana was great and I still would absolutely not want to do this. It’s creepy and offensive. In fact, I’m glad I don’t have videos of her on my phone since I bet one day Apple will push post-mort grandma as a feature you can’t turn off, probably to sell you life insurance or energy drinks.
December 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I think my Nana was great and I still would absolutely not want to do this. It’s creepy and offensive. In fact, I’m glad I don’t have videos of her on my phone since I bet one day Apple will push post-mort grandma as a feature you can’t turn off, probably to sell you life insurance or energy drinks.
I miss the brief sliver of time between bees being everywhere and everything I touch giving me a static shock.
December 8, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I miss the brief sliver of time between bees being everywhere and everything I touch giving me a static shock.
Home sick and opened TikTok to discover that women my age are apparently giving themselves DIY facelifts using needles in their jawlines and necks?
Like, I know us millennials like our DIY, but your face is not a thrifted chair that you can reupholster with a trip to Jo-Anns, YouTube and a dream.
Like, I know us millennials like our DIY, but your face is not a thrifted chair that you can reupholster with a trip to Jo-Anns, YouTube and a dream.
December 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Home sick and opened TikTok to discover that women my age are apparently giving themselves DIY facelifts using needles in their jawlines and necks?
Like, I know us millennials like our DIY, but your face is not a thrifted chair that you can reupholster with a trip to Jo-Anns, YouTube and a dream.
Like, I know us millennials like our DIY, but your face is not a thrifted chair that you can reupholster with a trip to Jo-Anns, YouTube and a dream.
Tonight in things I just found out my 8 year old knows that I don’t. (The answer is a 64th note.)
December 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Tonight in things I just found out my 8 year old knows that I don’t. (The answer is a 64th note.)
@jeopardyofficial.bsky.social he’s very excited to take the Teen Jeopardy test (in 5 years.)
December 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
@jeopardyofficial.bsky.social he’s very excited to take the Teen Jeopardy test (in 5 years.)
Stuck inside on a snow day with a kid with too much energy missing out on his education? I present to you, our current solution (100% self-imposed.)
December 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Stuck inside on a snow day with a kid with too much energy missing out on his education? I present to you, our current solution (100% self-imposed.)
Y’all are welcome to come to our garage sometime this month and take a look at our ever growing “give away” pile and pretend you’re a character from Animal Crossing!
November 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Y’all are welcome to come to our garage sometime this month and take a look at our ever growing “give away” pile and pretend you’re a character from Animal Crossing!
Reposted by Kelly
Book Moon Books
Bright and shiny independent bookshop in Easthampton, MA
www.bookmoonbooks.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I’m convinced that the Venn diagram overlap of noon Thanksgiving eaters and Turkey Trot runners is a circle.
November 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I’m convinced that the Venn diagram overlap of noon Thanksgiving eaters and Turkey Trot runners is a circle.
Apparently like Massachusetts, I only have two seasons and they are “Hammock” and “Puzzles.”
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Apparently like Massachusetts, I only have two seasons and they are “Hammock” and “Puzzles.”
I think this is beyond that. I feel like this turkey is quickly rising to Llego Papa status.
November 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I think this is beyond that. I feel like this turkey is quickly rising to Llego Papa status.
Sadly, no, but he did get dangerously close to following me into my car in the hospital parking lot.
November 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Sadly, no, but he did get dangerously close to following me into my car in the hospital parking lot.