@kellymb.bsky.social
DelCo resident who doesn't post leftistly enough.
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I said I wouldn’t vote for the “Hat Man” if he was the Democratic nominee in 2028 and a bunch of libs with avis of their dogs showed up to yell at me
December 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I said I wouldn’t vote for the “Hat Man” if he was the Democratic nominee in 2028 and a bunch of libs with avis of their dogs showed up to yell at me
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never forget gorgeous women can be stupid bitches too. rest in peace i guess you beautiful lunatic
December 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
never forget gorgeous women can be stupid bitches too. rest in peace i guess you beautiful lunatic
"Heritage American" sounds like $200 thanksgiving turkey that tastes the same as the $45 thanksgiving turkey but you feel worse about fucking it up.
December 27, 2025 at 4:05 AM
"Heritage American" sounds like $200 thanksgiving turkey that tastes the same as the $45 thanksgiving turkey but you feel worse about fucking it up.
There's a reason the British royal family is extremely cagey about genetic testing of the dead kings and such!
December 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
There's a reason the British royal family is extremely cagey about genetic testing of the dead kings and such!
Save yourself $15,000/year with this one weird trick.
December 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Save yourself $15,000/year with this one weird trick.
This is like when people complain they're broke because they've got 3 kids in private school. Like you know you could simply not do that right? Our public schools are actually pretty good and they're $free.99 at point of service right?
December 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
This is like when people complain they're broke because they've got 3 kids in private school. Like you know you could simply not do that right? Our public schools are actually pretty good and they're $free.99 at point of service right?
My moms' group chats started with "so what/how many times did your child(ren) wake up last night and/or the morning" and the answers were universally grim. Happy holidays!
December 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
My moms' group chats started with "so what/how many times did your child(ren) wake up last night and/or the morning" and the answers were universally grim. Happy holidays!
[Citation needed] so large it spins the earth off its axis
December 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
[Citation needed] so large it spins the earth off its axis
They're so expensive between tariffs and the new law they passed requiring redesigns! I used this and thought it was really helpful. safebeginnings.ca/carseats/
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December 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
They're so expensive between tariffs and the new law they passed requiring redesigns! I used this and thought it was really helpful. safebeginnings.ca/carseats/
My 3 year old cries when I change the lyrics to her name. Like gets emotional and asks me to sing it again and again. She's the best.
December 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
My 3 year old cries when I change the lyrics to her name. Like gets emotional and asks me to sing it again and again. She's the best.
And he's darn lucky for it, as my grandmother would say.
December 3, 2025 at 12:08 PM
And he's darn lucky for it, as my grandmother would say.
The school slut* from my husband's school days married an extremely successful professional baseball player and spends her days building playgrounds in our city.
*questionable label and possibly also just in some pretty tough situations at home/personally
*questionable label and possibly also just in some pretty tough situations at home/personally
December 3, 2025 at 11:37 AM
The school slut* from my husband's school days married an extremely successful professional baseball player and spends her days building playgrounds in our city.
*questionable label and possibly also just in some pretty tough situations at home/personally
*questionable label and possibly also just in some pretty tough situations at home/personally
The man has simply got the juice. Nothing the haters can do.
December 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The man has simply got the juice. Nothing the haters can do.
12 m/o son stole a glitter filled Christmas ornament tripped and vaporized it on the kitchen tile. There's glitter everywhere but thankfully no injuries.
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
12 m/o son stole a glitter filled Christmas ornament tripped and vaporized it on the kitchen tile. There's glitter everywhere but thankfully no injuries.
This is my family too. Both my kids have been 99th percentile or above for noggin size but average height/weight since the day they were born. My husband and I are just both big noggin'd people.
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
This is my family too. Both my kids have been 99th percentile or above for noggin size but average height/weight since the day they were born. My husband and I are just both big noggin'd people.
He's Just Not That Into You had a point tbh
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
He's Just Not That Into You had a point tbh
That's a good one! We like to bring crayons and color on the paper on the exam table.
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
That's a good one! We like to bring crayons and color on the paper on the exam table.
Rome and Sorrento! Also I have a bad foot which causes back problems and city streets are dirty! I'm not wearing flip flops! I went full tourist and had no regrets!
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Rome and Sorrento! Also I have a bad foot which causes back problems and city streets are dirty! I'm not wearing flip flops! I went full tourist and had no regrets!
Yea I've never seen the liberty bell 😅
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Yea I've never seen the liberty bell 😅