Kelly Wolfe 🪴
@kellykwolfe.bsky.social
Jesus-y feminist social justice warrior liberal. Aunt. 8w9. Episcopalian. She/her.
I’ve had so much Mexican food this week that it’s comin outta my eyeballs and I couldn’t be happier.
May 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I’ve had so much Mexican food this week that it’s comin outta my eyeballs and I couldn’t be happier.
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One thing Kendrick gone do in any performance, he gonna have a lil steppy step, a lil marchy march a lil strolly stroll
February 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
One thing Kendrick gone do in any performance, he gonna have a lil steppy step, a lil marchy march a lil strolly stroll
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Guys. I’m still thinking about Kendrick’s jeans.
February 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Guys. I’m still thinking about Kendrick’s jeans.
I THOUGHT OF ONE! I’ve been trying to think of a rap song w some bop that I could play around the kids for a dance party sometime (one that didn’t cuss or use the n word intelligibly)and today I found one.
Soulja. Boy. Tell. Em.
And there’s a dance w/ a video where his clothes are 13 sizes too big.
Soulja. Boy. Tell. Em.
And there’s a dance w/ a video where his clothes are 13 sizes too big.
a man wearing sunglasses and a red shirt has the letter r on his shirt
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a red shirt has the letter r on his shirt
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February 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I THOUGHT OF ONE! I’ve been trying to think of a rap song w some bop that I could play around the kids for a dance party sometime (one that didn’t cuss or use the n word intelligibly)and today I found one.
Soulja. Boy. Tell. Em.
And there’s a dance w/ a video where his clothes are 13 sizes too big.
Soulja. Boy. Tell. Em.
And there’s a dance w/ a video where his clothes are 13 sizes too big.
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A fun past-time is watching documentaries about historical figures and diagnosing them with modern understandings of behavioral & psychological conditions. Currently doing that with Queen Victoria and her 9 children. Having a field day.
November 15, 2024 at 2:29 AM
A fun past-time is watching documentaries about historical figures and diagnosing them with modern understandings of behavioral & psychological conditions. Currently doing that with Queen Victoria and her 9 children. Having a field day.
But! I am gonna try to be more active on bluesky. I didn’t realize till I opened the app yesterday how many of you I’ve missed on Twitter and have migrated over here. I feel like I’m late to the slumber party. But I’m here and I brought pizza and 13 Going On 30.
January 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
But! I am gonna try to be more active on bluesky. I didn’t realize till I opened the app yesterday how many of you I’ve missed on Twitter and have migrated over here. I feel like I’m late to the slumber party. But I’m here and I brought pizza and 13 Going On 30.
PSA: I’m protecting my peace and listening to my body this time around. Just know that if you find yourself unfollowed, it is not a referendum on whether or not I like you. It’s probably because you QT’d something to dunk on it or make a valid point in opposition, but it put unwelcome BS in my feed.
To be honest, I just .. don’t plan to. My mom watches the today show every day so I’ll hear about the big stuff, and I am aggressively using mute/block/unfollow on all socials otherwise. I just refuse to forfeit my peace to that man or his circus for another 4 years. Im giving myself permission.
January 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
PSA: I’m protecting my peace and listening to my body this time around. Just know that if you find yourself unfollowed, it is not a referendum on whether or not I like you. It’s probably because you QT’d something to dunk on it or make a valid point in opposition, but it put unwelcome BS in my feed.
What’s up over here on Bluesky? Is there a mute words/phrases function over here yet? Given the recent events (yesterday), I’m not engaging any social platform that doesn’t let me mute certain names and topics. 💅🏻Y’all let me know if it’s safe to come out and play.
January 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
What’s up over here on Bluesky? Is there a mute words/phrases function over here yet? Given the recent events (yesterday), I’m not engaging any social platform that doesn’t let me mute certain names and topics. 💅🏻Y’all let me know if it’s safe to come out and play.
@bethmoorelpm.bsky.social thrilled to see you here!
November 17, 2024 at 7:02 PM
@bethmoorelpm.bsky.social thrilled to see you here!
I contend that this was the greatest marketing to a millennial audience I’ve ever seen for a concert. ScHoolboy Q should be a trendsetter for this. Would love this to catch on.
Starts at 4pm. And it’s literally called “Home By Nine”. Perfect. Just in time for my ibuprofen and heating pad. 🤣
Starts at 4pm. And it’s literally called “Home By Nine”. Perfect. Just in time for my ibuprofen and heating pad. 🤣
November 17, 2024 at 1:30 PM
I contend that this was the greatest marketing to a millennial audience I’ve ever seen for a concert. ScHoolboy Q should be a trendsetter for this. Would love this to catch on.
Starts at 4pm. And it’s literally called “Home By Nine”. Perfect. Just in time for my ibuprofen and heating pad. 🤣
Starts at 4pm. And it’s literally called “Home By Nine”. Perfect. Just in time for my ibuprofen and heating pad. 🤣
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I just blocked my first couple accounts over here, and the way them people just ceased to exist made me come alive.
I like it here.
I like it real bad.
I like it here.
I like it real bad.
November 17, 2024 at 3:37 AM
I just blocked my first couple accounts over here, and the way them people just ceased to exist made me come alive.
I like it here.
I like it real bad.
I like it here.
I like it real bad.
What’s the pettiest reason you’ve ever gotten the ick about?
I think mine just happened to me and it was because he used the words truly and absolutely too much. Like he was too effusive. Help.
I think mine just happened to me and it was because he used the words truly and absolutely too much. Like he was too effusive. Help.
November 16, 2024 at 9:26 PM
What’s the pettiest reason you’ve ever gotten the ick about?
I think mine just happened to me and it was because he used the words truly and absolutely too much. Like he was too effusive. Help.
I think mine just happened to me and it was because he used the words truly and absolutely too much. Like he was too effusive. Help.
A fun past-time is watching documentaries about historical figures and diagnosing them with modern understandings of behavioral & psychological conditions. Currently doing that with Queen Victoria and her 9 children. Having a field day.
November 15, 2024 at 2:29 AM
A fun past-time is watching documentaries about historical figures and diagnosing them with modern understandings of behavioral & psychological conditions. Currently doing that with Queen Victoria and her 9 children. Having a field day.
@shaunwissmann.bsky.social SHAUN!!!!
November 14, 2024 at 6:26 PM
@shaunwissmann.bsky.social SHAUN!!!!
My biggest loss in moving over here will be having to re-do my blocked words list. Is that even a setting possibility over here?
November 14, 2024 at 6:21 PM
My biggest loss in moving over here will be having to re-do my blocked words list. Is that even a setting possibility over here?
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Is this thing on?
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Is this thing on?
November 14, 2024 at 4:23 PM
🫳🏼
🎤
Is this thing on?
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Is this thing on?
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we need to normalize resting in peace while we're still alive. RIP me.
July 25, 2023 at 3:44 PM
we need to normalize resting in peace while we're still alive. RIP me.
This remains undefeated for funniest meme of the 2010s right?
July 9, 2023 at 8:16 PM
This remains undefeated for funniest meme of the 2010s right?
ADHD solidarity skeet for all of us who have to battle doctor’s office delays/bureaucracy, supply chain issues, & controlled drugs rules every single effing month just regulate ourselves.
Annoyed at multiple entities & agencies today. Have already driven all over kingdom come.
Annoyed at multiple entities & agencies today. Have already driven all over kingdom come.
July 5, 2023 at 8:28 PM
ADHD solidarity skeet for all of us who have to battle doctor’s office delays/bureaucracy, supply chain issues, & controlled drugs rules every single effing month just regulate ourselves.
Annoyed at multiple entities & agencies today. Have already driven all over kingdom come.
Annoyed at multiple entities & agencies today. Have already driven all over kingdom come.
This one was special to record and I hope meaningful for listeners.
My journey from church of Christ to SBC Megachurch/Evangelical to the Mainline/Episcopal church.
Available now wherever you get your podcasts!
My journey from church of Christ to SBC Megachurch/Evangelical to the Mainline/Episcopal church.
Available now wherever you get your podcasts!
July 5, 2023 at 6:06 PM
This one was special to record and I hope meaningful for listeners.
My journey from church of Christ to SBC Megachurch/Evangelical to the Mainline/Episcopal church.
Available now wherever you get your podcasts!
My journey from church of Christ to SBC Megachurch/Evangelical to the Mainline/Episcopal church.
Available now wherever you get your podcasts!
Quote skeet with 2 movies that made you
July 5, 2023 at 1:26 AM
Quote skeet with 2 movies that made you
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Just realizing I took the time to stop and take a picture with the knife sticking out … but couldn’t take the time to keep trying the lid 🤣🤣🤣 This might have been right around the time I was losing my mind after being locked down alone for weeks. 🤣
Thinking about the time during Covid lockdown that I was watching online church and I couldn’t get my grape juice open for the Eucharist and it was coming up fast so ... rather than pause the livestream, I pierced through its side until it began to flow. 🥴🥴🥴 I stay doin the most. But as a metaphor…
July 4, 2023 at 2:21 AM
Just realizing I took the time to stop and take a picture with the knife sticking out … but couldn’t take the time to keep trying the lid 🤣🤣🤣 This might have been right around the time I was losing my mind after being locked down alone for weeks. 🤣