ESPECIALLY after what we’ve all just experienced the last year. Subs and sneak dissing without being direct just tells me you don’t stand on it and you’re clout chasin, which just looks even cornier now. Standards have been set.

Joe Budden said, “You’re smokin hookah in turquoise boots. Don’t post me!” 💀💀🤣🤣

I just googled to see if Benedict was still alive. I don’t know how it works but I thought he might get drafted back into full time from the summer palace. Alas. A conclave it will be. But I love Francis so much - for someone whose family tree has only had Protestants since the reformation.

Brought up on federal charges for a Diet Coke is crazy. Make it a full blown one at least 🤣🤣

Oh wait! Grillz and Country Grammar might work too! My niece and nephews are 7, 5, and 3. They won’t know what a street sweeper is. They’ll think smile for me daddy means their dad. 🤣🤣

Omg finally. We bout to go up now! Dance party at Auntie KK’s!

Great! Thank you!

Don’t get the mint kind - it stings. Get a bubble gum flavor. Learned the hard way lol

I did that last week! And the bite made that little part of my inner cheek swell up/get a bump so I just kept re-biting it all week. I had to finally put some gum in my mouth & just leave it there, like chewing tobacco, repeatedly for a few days until I could leave it alone long enough to heal.😤

To be honest, I just .. don’t plan to. My mom watches the today show every day so I’ll hear about the big stuff, and I am aggressively using mute/block/unfollow on all socials otherwise. I just refuse to forfeit my peace to that man or his circus for another 4 years. Im giving myself permission.

Omg I bet your mentions were BLOWN TF UP when you got back on the app

🤣🤣🤣 Incredible. “That’s yo whole thang?”

That is egregious and inexcusable. It is 2024 on Al Gore’s Internet.

What he say? Something like he was gonna give you four tickets but you probably didn’t have three other friends or something like that? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣