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Bibliophile. Howler. Oreo snob. Perfect mix of a lady and a pervert. Future stay at home dog mom. Go Bills. She/her.
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6 years ago today, Roscoe knew he scored the jackpot with having a massage therapist for a mom 🥰
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First of all, one of the reporters on that story was in the Army infantry in Iraq
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?

HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Elon Musk predicted 250k CyberTrucks would be sold annually. 16k have been sold in 2025.
December 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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There’s 2 seats left at the bar: one next to the babbling grandpa who shits diapers, one next to a violent drunk who keeps threatening to bomb people. Which seat are you picking?
December 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Turned 37 today and immediately had to put heat on my low back from the position I slept in 😅
December 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Trump on pardoning the former president of Honduras: "That was a Biden horrible witch hunt. A lot of people in Honduras asked me to do that & I did it. I feel very good about it. If you have some drug dealers in your country and you're the president, you don't necessarily put the president in jail"
December 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
But sleepy Joe Biden 🙃
I'm not sure he's going to make it, folks. Eyes are closed
December 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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I'm not sure he's going to make it, folks. Eyes are closed
December 2, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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NEW: The Trump administration has said that it will withhold SNAP food aid from Democrat blue states unless they provide recipient records per the Associated Press
December 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Gear up, it’s time to sue the Trump admin again!
December 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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What. The. Actual. Fuck?!!!!

I don’t know what timeline I’m in right now but I don’t like it.
Kristi Noem: "Sir, you made it through hurricane season without a hurricane. You kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that."
December 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Senate Republicans confirmed this…
December 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Old enough to afford concert tix and lodging for a venue 2+ hours away but old enough to be crotchety about said concert not stopping in your hometown
a man in a suit is holding his hand to his chin and looking down .
ALT: a man in a suit is holding his hand to his chin and looking down .
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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The Republican chairs of both the House and Senate Armed Services committees signed a letter yesterday stating that they requested specific info many weeks ago on these strikes and the WH & Pentagon have refused to provide it. If the story is fake news, then turn everything over.
December 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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The old man is not okay.
Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results

Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.

Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?

Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
November 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Josh Allen has more regular-season rushing touchdowns than any QB in history (76), breaking a tie with Cam Newton.
November 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results

Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.

Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?

Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
November 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Narrator: so, it was the brain.
Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results

Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.

Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?

Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
November 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Mark Kelly: "This president, when he says things like 'third world countries,' what is he really saying? I think what he's saying is he doesn't want brown people in our country. And that's disturbing. It's un-American."
November 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Just once I'd like to hear a TV news anchor say, "Sir, that's not true, and if you keep insisting it is, we're going to end this interview to protect our viewers from further disinformation. And we won't invite you back."
HASSETT: Gas prices dropped below $2 a gallon in a lot of places

CORDES: Gas prices on average are still at $3 a galloon

HASSETT: For a few states they got below $2
November 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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*Josh Allen exists*

City of Buffalo:
August 6, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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We already have a water issue in Warrenton VA.

The data centers are huge ugly buildings that take over the landscape.

I‘m glad @repsuhas.bsky.social is fighting to protect what land has not been taken over already.
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is right to ring the alarm…

Congress has to make AI a priority. Legislators let social media go unregulated and we all see the fallout. It’s the Wild West. We cannot let the same thing happen with AI.

If Congress sleeps on this, we’re in trouble.
November 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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There are reports that Chinese military officers were seen at the El Libertador Air Base in Maracay, amid growing military tension between Venezuela and the United States
November 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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This Shouldn't be happening in the greatest Country in the world

Every American SHOULD HAVE Decent Affordable Healthcare. . .

And now losing subsidies will make this number skyrocket and many will die

Please call your Senators and Congressional Representatives 202 224-3121
November 30, 2025 at 10:09 PM