Kelly Anelons
@kellyanelons.bsky.social
The taller half of a mother-daughter comedy team. Still trying to learn the difference between teal and turquoise.
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12:15 Work on new comedy
12:30 Try to remember name of historical figure I need to reference for a joke
12:31 Eat another cookie…you know for brain power
12:35 Ditto
12:36 Open Safari to look up the historical figure…finds EVERYTHING KNOWN TO HUMANKIND
3:00 Wait. What was I doing? #scriptsky
12:30 Try to remember name of historical figure I need to reference for a joke
12:31 Eat another cookie…you know for brain power
12:35 Ditto
12:36 Open Safari to look up the historical figure…finds EVERYTHING KNOWN TO HUMANKIND
3:00 Wait. What was I doing? #scriptsky
Trying to wake up the brain cells today? Try this song…Watchout. LOUD. You’re welcome. Now go write some pages!! music.apple.com/us/album/wat... #scriptsky
Watchout by KARDI on Apple Music
Song · 2022 · Duration 2:57
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August 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Trying to wake up the brain cells today? Try this song…Watchout. LOUD. You’re welcome. Now go write some pages!! music.apple.com/us/album/wat... #scriptsky
I just watched THE BALLAD OF WALLIS ISLAND and it is such a beautiful love letter to isolated life, and the music that connects us to each other and the lost parts of ourselves. The sweet simple finale made me fucking sob on this plane. Bravo, Tom Basden, James Griffiths, and Tim Key!! #scriptsky
August 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I just watched THE BALLAD OF WALLIS ISLAND and it is such a beautiful love letter to isolated life, and the music that connects us to each other and the lost parts of ourselves. The sweet simple finale made me fucking sob on this plane. Bravo, Tom Basden, James Griffiths, and Tim Key!! #scriptsky
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Writing partner: “Let’s go somewhere new to write today.” CUT TO: Me, clutching my laptop as we drive deep into the desert. “Too far. TOO FAR.” 🌵🏜️💻 #scriptsky
August 2, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Writing partner: “Let’s go somewhere new to write today.” CUT TO: Me, clutching my laptop as we drive deep into the desert. “Too far. TOO FAR.” 🌵🏜️💻 #scriptsky
🍪🍪🍪 Get your cookies ready, everybody! BEST LAID PLANS just made the Semifinals of Flickers' Rhode Island International Film Fest! And...crunch! :) Thanks, FilmFreeway.com for the fun dashboard announcement! #scriptsky
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July 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
🍪🍪🍪 Get your cookies ready, everybody! BEST LAID PLANS just made the Semifinals of Flickers' Rhode Island International Film Fest! And...crunch! :) Thanks, FilmFreeway.com for the fun dashboard announcement! #scriptsky
Today the voice of my subconscious will be played by… Sinead Cusack… in her role as Hannah Thornton in North & South. You’ve been warned. #film #anxiety #screenwriter
www.imdb.com/name/nm01936...
www.imdb.com/name/nm01936...
Sinéad Cusack | Actress
Known for: V for Vendetta, Eastern Promises, Stealing Beauty
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July 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Today the voice of my subconscious will be played by… Sinead Cusack… in her role as Hannah Thornton in North & South. You’ve been warned. #film #anxiety #screenwriter
www.imdb.com/name/nm01936...
www.imdb.com/name/nm01936...
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Thou shalt not snatch people off the streets for their opinions.
March 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Thou shalt not snatch people off the streets for their opinions.
Hey @abovewill.bsky.social how’s it going? I’m worried you’re in a pollen coma. :P
March 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Hey @abovewill.bsky.social how’s it going? I’m worried you’re in a pollen coma. :P
Reading THE BIG SICK script by Emily V. Gordon and Kumail Nanjiani. I love the way Gordon and Nanjiani laid out their montages. They’re so clean and well-paced. Each montage tells its own complete story while also creating tension for what’s to immediately follow. #credithumanwriters #scriptsky
March 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Reading THE BIG SICK script by Emily V. Gordon and Kumail Nanjiani. I love the way Gordon and Nanjiani laid out their montages. They’re so clean and well-paced. Each montage tells its own complete story while also creating tension for what’s to immediately follow. #credithumanwriters #scriptsky
12:15 Work on new comedy
12:30 Try to remember name of historical figure I need to reference for a joke
12:31 Eat another cookie…you know for brain power
12:35 Ditto
12:36 Open Safari to look up the historical figure…finds EVERYTHING KNOWN TO HUMANKIND
3:00 Wait. What was I doing? #scriptsky
12:30 Try to remember name of historical figure I need to reference for a joke
12:31 Eat another cookie…you know for brain power
12:35 Ditto
12:36 Open Safari to look up the historical figure…finds EVERYTHING KNOWN TO HUMANKIND
3:00 Wait. What was I doing? #scriptsky
March 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
12:15 Work on new comedy
12:30 Try to remember name of historical figure I need to reference for a joke
12:31 Eat another cookie…you know for brain power
12:35 Ditto
12:36 Open Safari to look up the historical figure…finds EVERYTHING KNOWN TO HUMANKIND
3:00 Wait. What was I doing? #scriptsky
12:30 Try to remember name of historical figure I need to reference for a joke
12:31 Eat another cookie…you know for brain power
12:35 Ditto
12:36 Open Safari to look up the historical figure…finds EVERYTHING KNOWN TO HUMANKIND
3:00 Wait. What was I doing? #scriptsky
You guys! Look…we can support a small business owner AND make our panic rooms seem more cozy. Love all of this!
Hello!
It doesn’t cost anything to repost but it helps me spread the word about my small business.
My online shop is full of bold & colourful prints, homewares and cards.
I’m also available for freelance design work and art licensing.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
It doesn’t cost anything to repost but it helps me spread the word about my small business.
My online shop is full of bold & colourful prints, homewares and cards.
I’m also available for freelance design work and art licensing.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
March 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
You guys! Look…we can support a small business owner AND make our panic rooms seem more cozy. Love all of this!
Reading DIE HARD script by Jeb Stuart, revisions by Steven E DeSouza, based on Roderick Thorp’s novel “Nothing Lasts Forever”.
My fave bit of exposition so far: “Big Cray units groan with electronic squeals and sparks as a million gigabytes goes to RAM heaven.” #credithumanwriters
My fave bit of exposition so far: “Big Cray units groan with electronic squeals and sparks as a million gigabytes goes to RAM heaven.” #credithumanwriters
February 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Reading DIE HARD script by Jeb Stuart, revisions by Steven E DeSouza, based on Roderick Thorp’s novel “Nothing Lasts Forever”.
My fave bit of exposition so far: “Big Cray units groan with electronic squeals and sparks as a million gigabytes goes to RAM heaven.” #credithumanwriters
My fave bit of exposition so far: “Big Cray units groan with electronic squeals and sparks as a million gigabytes goes to RAM heaven.” #credithumanwriters
I’m trying to decide between screaming into a pillow OR eating cookies while writing a new short. NO. You guys are so right! The answer is both.
a man wearing a sweater with the word love on it
Alt: David from Schitts Creek wearing a sweater with the word love on it and looking judgey
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February 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I’m trying to decide between screaming into a pillow OR eating cookies while writing a new short. NO. You guys are so right! The answer is both.
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I'm at that point in my life that roaming the moors in a flowing white gown, hair down, holding an antique lantern just to scare the shit out of people is looking like a viable choice.
January 17, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I'm at that point in my life that roaming the moors in a flowing white gown, hair down, holding an antique lantern just to scare the shit out of people is looking like a viable choice.
YES! (high-5s ficus) Let’s do this! We’re gonna finish the detailed outline and edit the upcoming pitch and write 5 holiday cards and…WAIT are my bookshelves messy?
..…4 hours later….
GODDAMNIT, KELLY. 🤦♀️ #scriptsky
..…4 hours later….
GODDAMNIT, KELLY. 🤦♀️ #scriptsky
November 27, 2024 at 5:02 PM
YES! (high-5s ficus) Let’s do this! We’re gonna finish the detailed outline and edit the upcoming pitch and write 5 holiday cards and…WAIT are my bookshelves messy?
..…4 hours later….
GODDAMNIT, KELLY. 🤦♀️ #scriptsky
..…4 hours later….
GODDAMNIT, KELLY. 🤦♀️ #scriptsky
November 22, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Reposted by Kelly Anelons
Hello! If you're a UK-based new comedy writer give us a follow so you can keep up to date with our annual script competition.
November 21, 2024 at 9:12 AM
Based on this post from @leahfromsd.bsky.social what's the weirdest activity you've had to learn for a script project? Mine was naked magic tricks...nope not a typo. Please someone else share so we can all forget I admitted this.
Hit page 70 today on my gay western and spent way too much time trying to learn poker since it's kind of a crucial plot point in the heist 😅
And now I need to rewatch MAVERICK because it'd be a helluva comp for this one.
And now I need to rewatch MAVERICK because it'd be a helluva comp for this one.
a man in a suit is holding a hand of playing cards .
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a hand of playing cards .
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November 20, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Based on this post from @leahfromsd.bsky.social what's the weirdest activity you've had to learn for a script project? Mine was naked magic tricks...nope not a typo. Please someone else share so we can all forget I admitted this.
Me: Left the sad place. Think I’ll just keep my social media simple.
LATER THAT DAY…
(Opens social media folder) Are these apps mating? There were 2 yesterday and now there’s 3!
LATER THAT DAY…
(Opens social media folder) Are these apps mating? There were 2 yesterday and now there’s 3!
November 17, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Me: Left the sad place. Think I’ll just keep my social media simple.
LATER THAT DAY…
(Opens social media folder) Are these apps mating? There were 2 yesterday and now there’s 3!
LATER THAT DAY…
(Opens social media folder) Are these apps mating? There were 2 yesterday and now there’s 3!
Sir, I so get it. You’re absolutely irate right now, but you simply cannot 🔥 rubber in your Prius. I mean, you LITERALLY cannot. You’ll need a gas powered vehicle for the hissy you are attempting. Best of luck. #LAtraffic
August 12, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Sir, I so get it. You’re absolutely irate right now, but you simply cannot 🔥 rubber in your Prius. I mean, you LITERALLY cannot. You’ll need a gas powered vehicle for the hissy you are attempting. Best of luck. #LAtraffic
Thank you to everyone who read endless drafts…or helped us with hilarious read-throughs…of our female-led, heartfelt sex comedy BEST LAID PLANS! We just won Stage 32’s Grown Up Movies competition!
I AM EATING ALL THE COOKIES! 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 #scriptsky
I AM EATING ALL THE COOKIES! 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 #scriptsky
June 16, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Thank you to everyone who read endless drafts…or helped us with hilarious read-throughs…of our female-led, heartfelt sex comedy BEST LAID PLANS! We just won Stage 32’s Grown Up Movies competition!
I AM EATING ALL THE COOKIES! 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 #scriptsky
I AM EATING ALL THE COOKIES! 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 #scriptsky
Time to join work conference... *opens FB*
FB: Enter the code we sent your Gmail.
Gmail: Enter the code we sent your old email.
Old email: What code? Did you know you have 2 spam folders? Yuh I put it into the super secret spam folder. Sorry not sorry.
*PRIMAL SCREAM*
FB: Enter the code we sent your Gmail.
Gmail: Enter the code we sent your old email.
Old email: What code? Did you know you have 2 spam folders? Yuh I put it into the super secret spam folder. Sorry not sorry.
*PRIMAL SCREAM*
April 19, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Time to join work conference... *opens FB*
FB: Enter the code we sent your Gmail.
Gmail: Enter the code we sent your old email.
Old email: What code? Did you know you have 2 spam folders? Yuh I put it into the super secret spam folder. Sorry not sorry.
*PRIMAL SCREAM*
FB: Enter the code we sent your Gmail.
Gmail: Enter the code we sent your old email.
Old email: What code? Did you know you have 2 spam folders? Yuh I put it into the super secret spam folder. Sorry not sorry.
*PRIMAL SCREAM*
I mean…. #TheGreyList24 did an incredible job making all of our featured scripts look gorgeous. Major shoutout to @bradmjohnson.com #filmsky #scriptsky
#TheGreyList24
BEST LAID PLANS, a feature from the dynamic mother-daughter writing due of @kellyanelons.bsky.social and Megan Anelons!
Find it on The Grey List: bit.ly/48sHSF7
#scriptsky #filmsky
BEST LAID PLANS, a feature from the dynamic mother-daughter writing due of @kellyanelons.bsky.social and Megan Anelons!
Find it on The Grey List: bit.ly/48sHSF7
#scriptsky #filmsky
February 27, 2024 at 10:47 PM
I mean…. #TheGreyList24 did an incredible job making all of our featured scripts look gorgeous. Major shoutout to @bradmjohnson.com #filmsky #scriptsky
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#TheGreyList24
And finally...just a smidge of self-promotion.
BLOOD MOON, a feature from Brad M. Johnson
Find it on The Grey List: bit.ly/48sHSF7
#scriptsky #filmsky
And finally...just a smidge of self-promotion.
BLOOD MOON, a feature from Brad M. Johnson
Find it on The Grey List: bit.ly/48sHSF7
#scriptsky #filmsky
February 27, 2024 at 8:13 PM
#TheGreyList24
And finally...just a smidge of self-promotion.
BLOOD MOON, a feature from Brad M. Johnson
Find it on The Grey List: bit.ly/48sHSF7
#scriptsky #filmsky
And finally...just a smidge of self-promotion.
BLOOD MOON, a feature from Brad M. Johnson
Find it on The Grey List: bit.ly/48sHSF7
#scriptsky #filmsky