Kelly Anelons
@kellyanelons.bsky.social
The taller half of a mother-daughter comedy team. Still trying to learn the difference between teal and turquoise.
Well, I’m probs buried in a box somewhere so I bequeath you my Bluesky drafts folder. It’s full of all my best comebacks… 5+ years too late.
August 2, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Well, I’m probs buried in a box somewhere so I bequeath you my Bluesky drafts folder. It’s full of all my best comebacks… 5+ years too late.
Ok our new codeword is BACKPACK. Its use will trigger a wave of happy dog and squirrel memes until the user has reverted to a functioning level of writing/optimism. Deal?
March 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Ok our new codeword is BACKPACK. Its use will trigger a wave of happy dog and squirrel memes until the user has reverted to a functioning level of writing/optimism. Deal?
Hanging in there. Every day feels like we’re all just doing homework at the dining room table and then a mean drunk uncle stumbles through in his undies muttering racist stuff and then pukes on our backpacks. Obvious thematic imagery…but also may have happened during a sleepover when I was a kid.
March 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Hanging in there. Every day feels like we’re all just doing homework at the dining room table and then a mean drunk uncle stumbles through in his undies muttering racist stuff and then pukes on our backpacks. Obvious thematic imagery…but also may have happened during a sleepover when I was a kid.
GASP. That looks like an amazing place to spend time when everything is cold and gray outside. Thanks for posting :)
March 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
GASP. That looks like an amazing place to spend time when everything is cold and gray outside. Thanks for posting :)
Yeeeessssss. My writing partner and I are also doing applications right now and oh my god…the way we’ve argued over this artist’s statement. It’s like being tasked with writing the perfect marriage vows for people we don’t know.
March 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Yeeeessssss. My writing partner and I are also doing applications right now and oh my god…the way we’ve argued over this artist’s statement. It’s like being tasked with writing the perfect marriage vows for people we don’t know.
It was so good!
February 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
It was so good!
Amazing news! Savor every second.
January 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Amazing news! Savor every second.
Like many modern humans searching for greater serenity, I have 3 meditation apps on my phone that nag me....
RELAX. CALM DOWN. BREATHE. TAKE THIS CLASS TO CHILL OUT. DID YOU DO IT WELL, DID YOU HOW 'BOUT NOW...
at least 4 times a day. Strangely, it's not helping.
RELAX. CALM DOWN. BREATHE. TAKE THIS CLASS TO CHILL OUT. DID YOU DO IT WELL, DID YOU HOW 'BOUT NOW...
at least 4 times a day. Strangely, it's not helping.
January 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Like many modern humans searching for greater serenity, I have 3 meditation apps on my phone that nag me....
RELAX. CALM DOWN. BREATHE. TAKE THIS CLASS TO CHILL OUT. DID YOU DO IT WELL, DID YOU HOW 'BOUT NOW...
at least 4 times a day. Strangely, it's not helping.
RELAX. CALM DOWN. BREATHE. TAKE THIS CLASS TO CHILL OUT. DID YOU DO IT WELL, DID YOU HOW 'BOUT NOW...
at least 4 times a day. Strangely, it's not helping.
I’m sorry you’re going through that. It never feels like enough time.
January 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I’m sorry you’re going through that. It never feels like enough time.