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Keli
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one of the neighbors put up a tree where all of the backyards meet, not sure which night the ritual sacrifice takes place
December 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
when I was driving to get lunch the warning bell for an unbuckled passenger kept going off for the front seat and I just know it was Chris's ghost cheering me on
I regret to announce I will keep buying Grinch Meals until I get the green socks
December 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I regret to announce I will keep buying Grinch Meals until I get the green socks
December 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Winners of the 2025 International Landscape Photographer of the Year - A collection of winners and selected images from the competition’s “Top 101” group, chosen from more than 3,600 entries by professional and amateur photographers around the world. Gift link: www.theatlantic.com/photography/...
December 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
had a very nice first day at the newest job
December 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
was the only person in the theater this morning for Zootopia 2 and I enjoyed it and then I almost wanted to cry at the very very very very very end but saw an usher patiently waiting for me to leave the auditorium so there was no private time for a mental breakdown, thank you
December 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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You are not fooling anybody
December 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
he’s singing for his supper
November 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
last dragon update bc it’s almost completely dark out
November 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
snow dragon update
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
A light dusting so far but there’s snow on the dragon
November 29, 2025 at 1:29 PM
first round of salt trucks came through, snow isn't expected to start for another 9 hours
November 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
watching the Nuremburg movie with Lithuanian subtitles, thank you PLEX
November 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
no explanation
November 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
New Knives Out movie is good
November 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
this is the year I'm gonna get these knit
How Cold Is It? pattern by Drunk Girl Designs
Show everybody just how cold you think it really is with these mittens. I also highly recommend them for giving Old Man Winter a discreet middle finger without anyone being the wiser!
www.ravelry.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I *just* found my handknit mittens bc it's supposed to snow like crazy on Saturday but I know I need to make at least 3 backup pairs now that I'm in Chicagoland
Now that the long-range forecast has been issued, it’s time for my annual thread of Advice on Making Mittens that Will Actually Keep You Warm. 1/...🧶
November 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
it's never a bad time to boo at cops
fucking unhinged Thanksgiving Day parade commercials
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
fucking unhinged Thanksgiving Day parade commercials
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I'm grateful for the movie theater up the road that has matinee pricing of $6 in these trying times
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
lol this is so funny #survivor
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
It should not be this dark out at 4pm
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Just sat in my room (the only room in this house that dogs are not allowed) and shredded 3 pounds of bread for tomorrow’s stuffing. Very zen activity.
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
keli, maybe just make 6 deviled eggs instead

hey fuck you
but also what if I make deviled eggs and I'm the only on who wants to eat them, then I'm stuck with eating 24 deviled eggs before they go bad and I'll spend all weekend waking myself up with the smell of egg farts
I am going to my cousin's house for Food Day tomorrow & I am now panicking that they won't have deviled eggs but also I will not ask if they will have deviled eggs bc that would be rude of me so now I have to plan to make myself some Black Friday deviled eggs instead but it's too cold to buy eggs rn
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
but also what if I make deviled eggs and I'm the only on who wants to eat them, then I'm stuck with eating 24 deviled eggs before they go bad and I'll spend all weekend waking myself up with the smell of egg farts
I am going to my cousin's house for Food Day tomorrow & I am now panicking that they won't have deviled eggs but also I will not ask if they will have deviled eggs bc that would be rude of me so now I have to plan to make myself some Black Friday deviled eggs instead but it's too cold to buy eggs rn
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM