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Keli
@keli.bsky.social
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I’m so glad I only had to do this twice
December 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
one of the neighbors put up a tree where all of the backyards meet, not sure which night the ritual sacrifice takes place
December 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I regret to announce I will keep buying Grinch Meals until I get the green socks
December 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
had a very nice first day at the newest job
December 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
so much plaid
December 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
he’s singing for his supper
November 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
last dragon update bc it’s almost completely dark out
November 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
snow dragon update
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
A light dusting so far but there’s snow on the dragon
November 29, 2025 at 1:29 PM
no explanation
November 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Just sat in my room (the only room in this house that dogs are not allowed) and shredded 3 pounds of bread for tomorrow’s stuffing. Very zen activity.
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
started a new job today and accepted another job today
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
In the seventh turning hour, will the victims' shadow fall?
Should the irony grow hungry
With the victory and all they sought for
We were one among the fence
One among the fence
November 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
hello from two dogs who hope I accidentally drop some food for them
November 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
will never doubt that this actually happened now due to my undiagnosed Scrolling Cancer
November 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
8PM on a Friday night and I'm getting an email from the owner of a company where I turned down their job offer and they want me to provide more information about why I did it, like please sir can this wait until Monday and wow did I dodge a bullet
November 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
seeing this haircut again and knowing if I get it means I'm completely unhinged
November 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Not gonna miss all of these stupid songs giving me psychic damage, this job was awful
November 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Just got a job offer for a place where I thought I really fucked up the interview
November 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I met up with him often in the 90s and he was always so charming and insightful and I was always so stoked when he gained new fans
November 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
went to a job interview today and literally everyone was wearing party hats and if I don't get this stupid job I'll be so mad
November 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
oh lol I allegedly slept through the dental appointment according to my sleep app
November 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Ticketmaster sent me this unsolicited and wow, rude
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
had some non-recreational nitrous today
November 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
so rude for someone to make me do a job interview over Teams and spend all morning trying to look perky and presentable for video and then the interviewer is voice only (also they were 20 minutes late)
November 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM