Kelcey
@kelceydr.bsky.social
One half of a whole chef at Spoke Wine Bar. You may have heard about my chili crisp. She/they
When you’re trying to cop that dark wizard fit
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
When you’re trying to cop that dark wizard fit
Has anyone done this yet?
October 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Has anyone done this yet?
Medically speaking, I’d advise against that
October 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Medically speaking, I’d advise against that
Humans crave Pocky because it satisfies the forbidden urge to chomp on a thermometer under your tongue
October 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Humans crave Pocky because it satisfies the forbidden urge to chomp on a thermometer under your tongue
Shallot?
More like shalittle
(This works better if you’re British)
More like shalittle
(This works better if you’re British)
September 19, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Shallot?
More like shalittle
(This works better if you’re British)
More like shalittle
(This works better if you’re British)
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September 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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You know the movie’s gonna be lit when you see
August 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
You know the movie’s gonna be lit when you see
If you thought “The Brutalist” was beautiful but too intellectually rigorous, might I recommend “Architecton”?
August 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
If you thought “The Brutalist” was beautiful but too intellectually rigorous, might I recommend “Architecton”?
It has come to my attention that many of you think Laser Wolf is just a goofily random-word-named restaurant, and not a CLEAR REFERENCE to the Fiddler on the Roof character, this is what defunding the arts in education has done to us!!
July 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
It has come to my attention that many of you think Laser Wolf is just a goofily random-word-named restaurant, and not a CLEAR REFERENCE to the Fiddler on the Roof character, this is what defunding the arts in education has done to us!!
Made corn ice cream, like every other restaurant in new england, but we also have apricot-kernel (with poppyseed) ice cream, and you’re not getting that anywhere else probably
July 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Made corn ice cream, like every other restaurant in new england, but we also have apricot-kernel (with poppyseed) ice cream, and you’re not getting that anywhere else probably
If i had a nickel for every time a guy at this specific bar has asked about my tattoos and then asked if i know who owen gray is, i’d have two, which isn’t much, but it’s weird that it happened twice
July 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
If i had a nickel for every time a guy at this specific bar has asked about my tattoos and then asked if i know who owen gray is, i’d have two, which isn’t much, but it’s weird that it happened twice
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'Vacations.'
The word is 'vacations.'
The word is 'vacations.'
July 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
'Vacations.'
The word is 'vacations.'
The word is 'vacations.'
Things are bad but I just passed two dudes walking together on our street, one with a cat on his shoulder and the other with a cat on a leash in his arms, and that? That is really really nice
July 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Things are bad but I just passed two dudes walking together on our street, one with a cat on his shoulder and the other with a cat on a leash in his arms, and that? That is really really nice
We did it, we created the world’s first* Cold Dip™️ sandwich. The ice cream sandwich au jus. Lemon cake, toasted coconut ice cream, strawberry syrup
*do not fact check
*do not fact check
June 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
We did it, we created the world’s first* Cold Dip™️ sandwich. The ice cream sandwich au jus. Lemon cake, toasted coconut ice cream, strawberry syrup
*do not fact check
*do not fact check
When you misunderstood the hot girl who said she was into tarot
June 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
When you misunderstood the hot girl who said she was into tarot
The kid through all of 28 Years Later
June 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The kid through all of 28 Years Later
Listened too closely to the lyrics of Bad Mama Jama and now they just sound like Captain Holt pretending to be straight. “Her body measurements are… perfect, in every… dimension” “i get so excited viewing her… anatomy”
June 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Listened too closely to the lyrics of Bad Mama Jama and now they just sound like Captain Holt pretending to be straight. “Her body measurements are… perfect, in every… dimension” “i get so excited viewing her… anatomy”
I have some questions for the guy wearing a “Top Dad” shirt which bore only a very low effort resemblance to the Top Gun logo
June 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I have some questions for the guy wearing a “Top Dad” shirt which bore only a very low effort resemblance to the Top Gun logo
A dating red flag that is going to sound overly specific but actually isn’t that you should run away if a man talks often the macros of pumpkin seeds
June 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
A dating red flag that is going to sound overly specific but actually isn’t that you should run away if a man talks often the macros of pumpkin seeds
Made beach rose ice cream this week (with “urban-foraged” petals, of course). It comes with sumac jelly, but the jelly isn’t pictured because we don’t exactly have a media budget so I needed this napkin to stay clean and usable
June 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Made beach rose ice cream this week (with “urban-foraged” petals, of course). It comes with sumac jelly, but the jelly isn’t pictured because we don’t exactly have a media budget so I needed this napkin to stay clean and usable
Wylie Dufresne told me to stop letting the air conditioning out of his donut shop (the customer leaving as I walked in didn’t shut the door)
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Wylie Dufresne told me to stop letting the air conditioning out of his donut shop (the customer leaving as I walked in didn’t shut the door)
This week we have saffron-apricot sorbet and lilac ice cream, and they are very nice together. I would prefer to always eat ice cream in tandem with sorbet, they really improve each other
June 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
This week we have saffron-apricot sorbet and lilac ice cream, and they are very nice together. I would prefer to always eat ice cream in tandem with sorbet, they really improve each other
My roommate’s inability to put a new roll of toilet paper on the holder needs to be studied in a lab
May 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
My roommate’s inability to put a new roll of toilet paper on the holder needs to be studied in a lab
Under a cloud of grated Ewephoria (sheep gouda) and fresh horseradish hide slices of cold lamb ham, cold salt potatoes (👋🏻 NNY), and rhubarb-onion condiment
May 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Under a cloud of grated Ewephoria (sheep gouda) and fresh horseradish hide slices of cold lamb ham, cold salt potatoes (👋🏻 NNY), and rhubarb-onion condiment