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keithy.bsky.social
@keithy.bsky.social
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Too online. Dad. Married (lucky). Democrat (progressive). ADHD.
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le.utah.gov/xcode/title7...

Kind of a problematic law, like any "Stand your ground" law.
(2) (a) An individual is justified in threatening or using force against another individual when and to the extent that the individual reasonably believes that force or a threat of force is necessary to defend the individual or another individual against the imminent use of unlawful force. (b) An individual is justified in using force intended or likely to cause death or serious bodily injury only if the individual reasonably believes that force is necessary to prevent death or serious bodily injury to the individual or another individual as a result of imminent use of unlawful force, or to prevent the commission of a forcible felony.
December 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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The hellsite has made the "Yes->Yes" guys feel like they are the majority. It does not lead to great group dynamics.
Flowchart. "Woman posts about big achievement" -> "Do Men Care? Yes or no". The "No" option leads to the terminator "They don't react". The "Yes" option leads to another decision. "Are they insecure pissbabies?" The "No" option leads to a terminator "Congrats!". The "Yes" option leads to a terminator "They soothe their egos with sexist insults" with an X (twitter) logo attached.
November 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Lmao
Still frame from video of grifter Tim Ballard complaining that ther was a “deep churh” conspiracy to ruin his reputation. It is funny because he’s attempting to repurpose “deep state” in a totally inane way and misspelled “church” in doing so.
November 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Apparently the style guide has you censor the F word only when capitalized.
“She repeatedly stated we were ‘F------ Incompetent,’ and ‘this is no way to treat a fucking US Representative,’” Pfc. Aaron W. Reed, who serves with the airport police, wrote in the report. Reed also wrote that Mace told officers they “would never treat Tim Scott like this,” referring to the U.S. senator from the state and former GOP presidential candidate, and reported that she planned to contact “Eliot and tell him how horrible she has been treated,” in reference to the airport’s president and CEO, Elliott Summey.
November 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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For anyone who isn't familiar
At one point, for example, Kavanaugh minimizes the impact of a law enforcement stop. “Importantly, reasonable suspicion means only that immigration officers may briefly stop the individual and inquire about immigration status,” he claimed. “If the person is a U.S. citizen or otherwise lawfully in the United States, that individual will be free to go after the brief encounter. Only if the person is illegally in the United States may the stop lead to further immigration proceedings.”
October 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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I honestly want someone to (somehow, idk) FORCE Brett Kavanaugh to respond to these details. Even someone maximally prepared for a Kavanaugh stop gets mistreated for a long time. His fantasy of how this works is completely absurd.
October 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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This Barney Fife shit is entirely consistent with all the other information I've recently learned about ICE officers. Bunch of idiots who want to be in an action movie and don't have any brains OR training.
According to CNN, investigators believe an ICE officer approached the suspect’s car and smashed the window with their service weapon. CNN’s source reported that it is believed the agent’s weapon discharged while they attempted to grab the suspect, striking both the suspect and a deputy U.S. Marshal.
October 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Wired interviewed Cybertruck owners. The first guy was a Jewish gay rights supporter. OK, I thought. Different kinds of people own these things. Don't assume too much.

Then the second guy was this one. Nicely done, Wired. www.wired.com/story/owning...
"How do you feel about becoming a political lightning rod?" People occasionally just flip [me] off or whatever, but nobody's come up to me and tried to make a statement about anything. Personally, it's kind of dumb. It's just a vehicle. So it's ironic that it would even become a political statement, but nonetheless it is. [Editor’s note: Taylor was arrested and plead guilty to conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding in the January 6 attack on the Capitol. He was later pardoned by President Trump.]
October 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Definitely a record for me. But slower than you.
Monday crossword done in 3:49
September 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Common meme image of a puppet looking to the side in a way that conveys shiftiness. It resembles the OPs image of a defendant.
August 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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No need to read, it's surely explosive diarrhea
Screenshot of news article link with title and author. The title is "I ate all the fried food at the LA County Fair preview day. Here's what happened." By Gab Chabran. Source publication is LAist and it was published 5 days ago. There's a suspicious thumbnail depicting an alleged food item.
May 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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This application of LLMs is not beneficial. Exhibit 19,325. www.wired.com/story/google...
Screenshot of google providing a bullshit explanation of the made-up saying "you can't eat the glass ceiling" after googling that phrase plus "meaning". The "AI Overview" in the results says the following: The saying "can't eat the glass ceiling" is a humorous way of acknowledging that while the concept of the glass ceiling is real, it's not a literal obstacle you can physically overcome by eating through it. The saying emphasizes that the glass ceiling is an invisible, yet pervasive, barrier that prevents individuals, particularly women and minorities, from advancing to higher-level positions in organizations
April 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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We talkin battalions of storm troopers or
Image of a storm trooper a la Star Wars because I am making a dumb joke
March 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
A tangled set of wired earbuds fresh from the washing machine where they were subjected to circumstances they were not designed to handle. A poorly made knife that has broken in two from attempting an ordinary task. An ominous blob of goo subsuming something normal.
January 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Some provide trays with a cup-shaped support that wedges into the cupholder (it's hollow and tapered so you can still put your drink into the similar holder on/through the tray). Here's a screenshot of one example.

The theater should offer one a bit bigger than this example though.
A picture of a disembodied arm holding a black plastic tray with a cup-shaped insert, above a cupholder in a theater recliner. The suggestion is that you can put the tray in the cupholder, then put your cup in the corresponding spot in the tray, and hold food on the flat part of the tray.
January 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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When the dog thinks your priorities consist of too much puzzle and not enough petting.
Slightly dejected but very cute black and white terrier mutt with his furry face plopped onto a partially completed puzzle.
November 19, 2024 at 7:46 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally.
Ballpoint pen cartoon style drawing of stressed looking man with mouth stitched shut.
November 5, 2024 at 1:51 PM
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The best joke in this Onion article was the reference to the "booming [news] print industry".
October 16, 2024 at 6:23 PM
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The second headline isn't part of the first headline's story, but it would have worked pretty well, IMO.
October 11, 2024 at 1:00 AM
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Without downloading new pics where are you at mentally
Van full of garbage
September 19, 2024 at 12:04 AM
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This is a rather unfortunate example of context-sensitive advertising.

(Then again, I got sick the one and only time I ate here.)
August 28, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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August 23, 2024 at 1:11 AM
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Copy of original image where "it's OK to mistakes" has been edited to insert the missing "make". In the copy there is overlay text saying "STET" and a smug baby repeating "It's OK to mistakes"
August 9, 2024 at 7:00 PM
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July 22, 2024 at 7:04 PM
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July 16, 2024 at 7:17 PM