@keithy.bsky.social
Too online. Dad. Married (lucky). Democrat (progressive). ADHD.
I have a joke about HIPPOCAMPUS but you have to attended HORSE COLLEGE
I have a joke about Sisyphus but I'm certain you've heard it before.
I have a joke about Oedipus and when it's done you'll really wish it didn't pay off.
December 8, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I have a joke about HIPPOCAMPUS but you have to attended HORSE COLLEGE
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
A lot of damage will be done by the time the impact of this decision can be measured.
Not that these people would be interested in measuring the impact of this decision.
Not that these people would be interested in measuring the impact of this decision.
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention's vaccine advisory panel voted Friday to end the longstanding guidance that all babies born in the United States be vaccinated against hepatitis B on the day of their birth.
December 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
A lot of damage will be done by the time the impact of this decision can be measured.
Not that these people would be interested in measuring the impact of this decision.
Not that these people would be interested in measuring the impact of this decision.
Increasingly, the answer every GOP politician gives to the question "What did you see" is "What I wanted to see, obviously."
Q: What did you see in the second strike?
Cotton: "I saw two survivors trying to flip a boat -- loaded with drugs, bound for the United States -- back over, so they could stay in the fight."
Cotton: "I saw two survivors trying to flip a boat -- loaded with drugs, bound for the United States -- back over, so they could stay in the fight."
December 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Increasingly, the answer every GOP politician gives to the question "What did you see" is "What I wanted to see, obviously."
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There is one and only position that makes any sense if you really take it seriously: say openly and unapologetically that he must be removed from office. Not just call on people to condemn it, not just fret about norms. He is literally trying to kill you. Act like it.
November 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
There is one and only position that makes any sense if you really take it seriously: say openly and unapologetically that he must be removed from office. Not just call on people to condemn it, not just fret about norms. He is literally trying to kill you. Act like it.
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
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Two in a row 😎
I solved the daily Clues by Sam (Nov 8th 2025) in less than 18 minutes
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I solved the daily Clues by Sam (Nov 8th 2025) in less than 18 minutes
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Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who are criminals and who are innocent!
cluesbysam.com
November 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Two in a row 😎
I solved the daily Clues by Sam (Nov 8th 2025) in less than 18 minutes
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Okay this is the first non-“Easy” one I didn’t mess up and did without clues since I started sometime last week. A “hard” one!
I solved the daily Clues by Sam (Nov 7th 2025) in less than 25 minutes
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I solved the daily Clues by Sam (Nov 7th 2025) in less than 25 minutes
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Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who are criminals and who are innocent!
cluesbysam.com
November 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Okay this is the first non-“Easy” one I didn’t mess up and did without clues since I started sometime last week. A “hard” one!
I solved the daily Clues by Sam (Nov 7th 2025) in less than 25 minutes
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I hope protestors will bring a lot of sandwiches.
Don't throw them. Just incessantl offer them to the ICE weirdos and the cops helping them.
Don't throw them. Just incessantl offer them to the ICE weirdos and the cops helping them.
subway’s chief marketing officer cannot believe his luck
November 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I hope protestors will bring a lot of sandwiches.
Don't throw them. Just incessantl offer them to the ICE weirdos and the cops helping them.
Don't throw them. Just incessantl offer them to the ICE weirdos and the cops helping them.
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*iniquity
November 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
*iniquity
Just begging for a punch line.
"Why did you do that?" cried the owner.
"Car's malfunctioning...needs a pedal cure."
"Why did you do that?" cried the owner.
"Car's malfunctioning...needs a pedal cure."
A vehicle drove into a Muray nail salon on Friday morning.
Car drives into Murray nail salon Friday morning
A vehicle drove into a Muray nail salon on Friday morning.
www.abc4.com
October 31, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Just begging for a punch line.
"Why did you do that?" cried the owner.
"Car's malfunctioning...needs a pedal cure."
"Why did you do that?" cried the owner.
"Car's malfunctioning...needs a pedal cure."
The three hops thing is crazy. If someone on a boat has a brother who has a friend who bought illegal drugs, they are fair game for straight up being murdered by the US government.
Sick. Trump and Hegseth just want to kill people and will use whatever excuse they think they'll get away with.
Sick. Trump and Hegseth just want to kill people and will use whatever excuse they think they'll get away with.
This three-hops theory is especially insane. Even if you assume each person is connected to only 100 other people, there are 1m people within three hops of every suspected drug trafficker—and remember that even *known* drug traffickers aren’t legitimate targets. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/30/u...
October 31, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The three hops thing is crazy. If someone on a boat has a brother who has a friend who bought illegal drugs, they are fair game for straight up being murdered by the US government.
Sick. Trump and Hegseth just want to kill people and will use whatever excuse they think they'll get away with.
Sick. Trump and Hegseth just want to kill people and will use whatever excuse they think they'll get away with.
I feel like this tendency - to attempt to rewrite reality, history and all, based on how one feels - is metastasizing.
There are so many dumbasses like Rob Schneider who are pathetically sincere, but also so many cynics gassing them up and trying to profit from ignorance and chaos.
There are so many dumbasses like Rob Schneider who are pathetically sincere, but also so many cynics gassing them up and trying to profit from ignorance and chaos.
every passing day, rightwingers are inventing new and unexpected ways to signal to the world they may be the dumbest iteration of humans so far
October 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I feel like this tendency - to attempt to rewrite reality, history and all, based on how one feels - is metastasizing.
There are so many dumbasses like Rob Schneider who are pathetically sincere, but also so many cynics gassing them up and trying to profit from ignorance and chaos.
There are so many dumbasses like Rob Schneider who are pathetically sincere, but also so many cynics gassing them up and trying to profit from ignorance and chaos.
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Just disgusting.
October 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Just disgusting.
This seems like the right kind of talk from Democrats.
Jeffries: We have an American president behaving like an organized crime boss, stealing taxpayer dollars in real-time in front of everyone in plain sight. And Republicans have nothing to say about the emerging crime scene at 1600 Pennsylvania avenue.
October 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
This seems like the right kind of talk from Democrats.
I honestly want someone to (somehow, idk) FORCE Brett Kavanaugh to respond to these details. Even someone maximally prepared for a Kavanaugh stop gets mistreated for a long time. His fantasy of how this works is completely absurd.
October 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I honestly want someone to (somehow, idk) FORCE Brett Kavanaugh to respond to these details. Even someone maximally prepared for a Kavanaugh stop gets mistreated for a long time. His fantasy of how this works is completely absurd.
This Barney Fife shit is entirely consistent with all the other information I've recently learned about ICE officers. Bunch of idiots who want to be in an action movie and don't have any brains OR training.
October 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
This Barney Fife shit is entirely consistent with all the other information I've recently learned about ICE officers. Bunch of idiots who want to be in an action movie and don't have any brains OR training.
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Trump is treating the White House—The People’s House—like it’s one of his shitty properties
October 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Trump is treating the White House—The People’s House—like it’s one of his shitty properties
Wired interviewed Cybertruck owners. The first guy was a Jewish gay rights supporter. OK, I thought. Different kinds of people own these things. Don't assume too much.
Then the second guy was this one. Nicely done, Wired. www.wired.com/story/owning...
Then the second guy was this one. Nicely done, Wired. www.wired.com/story/owning...
!["How do you feel about becoming a political lightning rod?"
People occasionally just flip [me] off or whatever, but nobody's come up to me and tried to make a statement about anything. Personally, it's kind of dumb. It's just a vehicle. So it's ironic that it would even become a political statement, but nonetheless it is. [Editor’s note: Taylor was arrested and plead guilty to conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding in the January 6 attack on the Capitol. He was later pardoned by President Trump.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxbrsihlnjqorxmsrxdvtjd3/bafkreiguvf4z3d3a6kltsmpohracsdlwtcbuoomhtp32xo5bqao56u7dpy@jpeg)
October 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Wired interviewed Cybertruck owners. The first guy was a Jewish gay rights supporter. OK, I thought. Different kinds of people own these things. Don't assume too much.
Then the second guy was this one. Nicely done, Wired. www.wired.com/story/owning...
Then the second guy was this one. Nicely done, Wired. www.wired.com/story/owning...
Maybe a staffer was playing Fallout 4 or something and Trump walked by and was like "is that Portland" and the staffer was too scared to correct him.
October 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Maybe a staffer was playing Fallout 4 or something and Trump walked by and was like "is that Portland" and the staffer was too scared to correct him.
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We are witnessing the most lawless behavior by a leader in American history, just daily, extraordinary abuses of power. National Democrats must speak out in a loud and clear voice against Trump's escalating authoritarianism. It is time now.
October 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
We are witnessing the most lawless behavior by a leader in American history, just daily, extraordinary abuses of power. National Democrats must speak out in a loud and clear voice against Trump's escalating authoritarianism. It is time now.
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I've been writing about the war on drugs for more than 20 years. There are some cases that have stuck with me -- names that have never left my head. For the last couple years, I've been working with The Intercept on a podcast to tell their stories. It launches in a week.
Introducing Collateral Damage | Collateral Damage from The Intercept
The Intercept is launching a new podcast series reported and hosted by investigative journalist Radley Balko.
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October 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I've been writing about the war on drugs for more than 20 years. There are some cases that have stuck with me -- names that have never left my head. For the last couple years, I've been working with The Intercept on a podcast to tell their stories. It launches in a week.
On Trump's recent return to medical advice
I don't care that he can't spell, I care that he's likely to cause suffering and death for the most vulnerable among us, with no upside
September 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
On Trump's recent return to medical advice