keith “bluesky” artois
banner
keithartois.bsky.social
keith “bluesky” artois
@keithartois.bsky.social
The hefty lefty
Pinned
So this *isn’t* an app about the Allman Brothers song Blue Sky?

Color me disappointed.
Happy Thanksgiving from the Group W bench

open.spotify.com/track/4OjKHy...
Alice's Restaurant Massacree
open.spotify.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Don’t wish for a “week off work by any means necessary,” as the monkey’s paw will curl and have you laid up post-op for 10+ days
November 20, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Is McAfee familiar with the term “useful idiot”
ESPN gave Trump a platform to spew lie after lie on Pat McAfee's show with no pushback

(note that McAfee himself acknowledges at the end of this clip he knows nothing about politics and isn't equipped for this)
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Theresa
open.spotify.com
September 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
🎶Taking that slowwww trainnnn for a long ride🎶
For the first time ever, an Amtrak NextGen Acela train just pulled up to Union Station. It had left Boston at 6 AM this morning, taking roughly 7 hours to make the entire trip.
August 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Reposted by keith “bluesky” artois
Coming to the 2026 Minnesota State Fair
August 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Finn Bálor v. La Yesca at Triplemania

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
August 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Summertime
Doc Watson, David Grisman · Doc & Dawg · Song · 1997
open.spotify.com
August 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
They’re really pulling out all the stops to avoid talking about You Know Who
August 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
“Blackwater functions as the Haitian revenue service” is so bleak it’s almost comical
August 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
MacMillan had a beautiful first career (preseason) catch… meanwhile Legette is swinging on dudes and getting ejected smh
August 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Reposted by keith “bluesky” artois
an important note: it’s hatch chile season, make it count
August 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Sure, we’re on the precipice of war and the planet is on fire, but I got some banana bread at work today dude (hell yeah), so is it all that bad?
June 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Reposted by keith “bluesky” artois
June 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
LA Knight prayer circle (yeah)

🙏
🙏 🙏
🙏 🕯️ 🙏
🙏 🙏
🙏
June 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Reposted by keith “bluesky” artois
Oh, I’m sorry. Did your rational and logical economic system not account for what if two terminally online men had a falling out?
June 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Good morning to everyone except Pat McAfee and Tyrese Haliburton’s dad
June 1, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Reposted by keith “bluesky” artois
Imagine hating me when I’m literally so annoying
April 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Reposted by keith “bluesky” artois
Since Erik Haula was traded from the Hurricanes, no player has played more games on the road against them.

He just played his 22nd game at PNC Arena / Lenovo Center and is now 1-21 and was eliminated for the fourth consecutive time in the playoffs.
April 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Cena RKO’d outta nowhere. Becky turning heel. Rusev returning. Iyo vs Stephanie Vaquer. McAfee getting snuffed out by Gunther. Bron aligning with Heyman.

Best #RawAfterMania in years.
April 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Reposted by keith “bluesky” artois
I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
April 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Meet me at the dang ol’ creek, man
April 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Reposted by keith “bluesky” artois
Today is Jackie Robinson Day in MLB, but what likely won’t be mentioned is how the Dodgers and MLB didn’t stand up for Robinson when the Trump administration tried to blatantly erase his history youtu.be/GGjn8ERT_Ew?...
Why the LA Dodgers’ Visit to the White House Sparked Backlash | Spolitics
YouTube video by Jemele Hill
youtu.be
April 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM