Keir Hansen
@keirhansen.bsky.social
Digital creator. Voice actor. Pod producer. Gamemaster. Awkward ambivert. Guileless vegan. Optimistic realist. Tall humanoid.
I’ve decided that I don’t even care how bad TRON:Ares is going to be tonight. I’m in this for the 119-minute NIN video, and hopefully an increased public awareness that TRON:Uprising existed, and is available on Disney+. (Please, if you haven’t, go watch something good.)
a cartoon character is standing in front of a pyramid
ALT: a cartoon character is standing in front of a pyramid
media.tenor.com
October 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I’ve decided that I don’t even care how bad TRON:Ares is going to be tonight. I’m in this for the 119-minute NIN video, and hopefully an increased public awareness that TRON:Uprising existed, and is available on Disney+. (Please, if you haven’t, go watch something good.)
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.
September 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.
So let me get this down correctly, because it’s been a good long while since I took pre-algebra in middle school: if you’re anti- the anti-fascists…
September 18, 2025 at 10:49 AM
So let me get this down correctly, because it’s been a good long while since I took pre-algebra in middle school: if you’re anti- the anti-fascists…
The existence of Jolly Ranchers suggests the presence of Surly Ranchers.
August 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The existence of Jolly Ranchers suggests the presence of Surly Ranchers.
Returning after a long time (daresay a voyage?) away from Morris' "The Vikings" television scores, and it's rekindling my turbulent love for ths programme. Gods, when it was good, it was SO GOOD.
a man and a woman standing next to each other
ALT: a man and a woman standing next to each other
media.tenor.com
July 30, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Returning after a long time (daresay a voyage?) away from Morris' "The Vikings" television scores, and it's rekindling my turbulent love for ths programme. Gods, when it was good, it was SO GOOD.
It’s always tough to see a friendship start to deteriorate, but when you have no control over the catalyst or voice in any resolution, it’s doubly upsetting.
July 2, 2025 at 1:30 PM
It’s always tough to see a friendship start to deteriorate, but when you have no control over the catalyst or voice in any resolution, it’s doubly upsetting.
Dear Charles deGaulle Aeroporte: you might want to have more than two passport control agents on the clock when 17 U.S.-destined connection flights are leaving in the next 90 minutes. People around me are getting a bit…tetchy.
June 28, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Dear Charles deGaulle Aeroporte: you might want to have more than two passport control agents on the clock when 17 U.S.-destined connection flights are leaving in the next 90 minutes. People around me are getting a bit…tetchy.
DELTA-BOT: Please tell use why you’re calling today.
ME: I can’t check in online, and there’s no one at the desk in this airport at 3am.
DELTA-BOT: Due to call volume, your estimated hold time is…one hour, thirty-five minutes.
ME: My international flight is in two hours.
DELTA-BOT: 🎶crap jazz🎶
ME: I can’t check in online, and there’s no one at the desk in this airport at 3am.
DELTA-BOT: Due to call volume, your estimated hold time is…one hour, thirty-five minutes.
ME: My international flight is in two hours.
DELTA-BOT: 🎶crap jazz🎶
June 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
DELTA-BOT: Please tell use why you’re calling today.
ME: I can’t check in online, and there’s no one at the desk in this airport at 3am.
DELTA-BOT: Due to call volume, your estimated hold time is…one hour, thirty-five minutes.
ME: My international flight is in two hours.
DELTA-BOT: 🎶crap jazz🎶
ME: I can’t check in online, and there’s no one at the desk in this airport at 3am.
DELTA-BOT: Due to call volume, your estimated hold time is…one hour, thirty-five minutes.
ME: My international flight is in two hours.
DELTA-BOT: 🎶crap jazz🎶
I’m coming back, Germany…and this time, it’s (finally) for personal holiday 🎲, and absolutely NOT work.
June 18, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I’m coming back, Germany…and this time, it’s (finally) for personal holiday 🎲, and absolutely NOT work.
Imagine waiting three minutes and twenty seconds of a subtle breezy serenade to get hit with a stage reveal like this.
It’s fascinating watching artists like Sleep Token and Ghost elevate the arena concert experience for their genre to scale with their pop counterparts.
youtu.be/PhTVEyUX87U?...
It’s fascinating watching artists like Sleep Token and Ghost elevate the arena concert experience for their genre to scale with their pop counterparts.
youtu.be/PhTVEyUX87U?...
Sleep Token - Intro & Look To Windward | LIVE DEBUT | (Live bei Rock im Park | 07.06.2025 | 4K)
YouTube video by Destructive Viper
youtu.be
June 9, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Imagine waiting three minutes and twenty seconds of a subtle breezy serenade to get hit with a stage reveal like this.
It’s fascinating watching artists like Sleep Token and Ghost elevate the arena concert experience for their genre to scale with their pop counterparts.
youtu.be/PhTVEyUX87U?...
It’s fascinating watching artists like Sleep Token and Ghost elevate the arena concert experience for their genre to scale with their pop counterparts.
youtu.be/PhTVEyUX87U?...
Reposted by Keir Hansen
Less than 45 minutes after President Donald Trump thanked the National Guard "for a job well done!" Mayor Karen Bass clarified on social media "the National Guard has not been deployed in the City of Los Angeles."
June 8, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Less than 45 minutes after President Donald Trump thanked the National Guard "for a job well done!" Mayor Karen Bass clarified on social media "the National Guard has not been deployed in the City of Los Angeles."
I want the nerves in my sacroiliac blocked, please. I went two years since the last episode, and nearly forgot how much I hate being laid prone for days. My OCD is raging even as the pain spikes.
But as this threatens to compound my current depression, I have one light: this amazing little kid. ⤵️
But as this threatens to compound my current depression, I have one light: this amazing little kid. ⤵️
June 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I want the nerves in my sacroiliac blocked, please. I went two years since the last episode, and nearly forgot how much I hate being laid prone for days. My OCD is raging even as the pain spikes.
But as this threatens to compound my current depression, I have one light: this amazing little kid. ⤵️
But as this threatens to compound my current depression, I have one light: this amazing little kid. ⤵️
Go ahead, conservative pundits. Explain to me exactly how this improves the immigration and citizenship system that clearly wasn’t serving the “bring me your tired, your poor” principles.
Foreign nationals with $5 million to spare will soon be able to register for a new "gold card" visa program President Trump says would give them the right to live and work permanently in the United States. But key details about the program remain unclear.
Trump's $5 million Gold Card offers the rich a fast lane to residency
Foreign nationals with $5 million to spare will be able to register for a "gold card" visa that would give them the right to live and work in the U.S. But details about the program remain unclear.
n.pr
June 2, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Go ahead, conservative pundits. Explain to me exactly how this improves the immigration and citizenship system that clearly wasn’t serving the “bring me your tired, your poor” principles.
My insecurities surround me like lions in the den
And I feel like I'm losing touch with what I am again
And slowly I remember why I cannot pretend
That I never think of you and all this screaming silence
And I feel like I'm losing touch with what I am again
And slowly I remember why I cannot pretend
That I never think of you and all this screaming silence
Sleep Token - Fall For Me
YouTube video by SleepTokenVEVO
www.youtube.com
May 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
My insecurities surround me like lions in the den
And I feel like I'm losing touch with what I am again
And slowly I remember why I cannot pretend
That I never think of you and all this screaming silence
And I feel like I'm losing touch with what I am again
And slowly I remember why I cannot pretend
That I never think of you and all this screaming silence
Look. I appreciate the human form as much as anyone. But with Amazon shoving "From Old Country Bumpkin..." at me *hard*, I look at the wardrobe on our protagonists, and wonder how it was tapped for US redistribution. 😮💨
Thankfully, @animefeminist.com gets it. www.animefeminist.com/from-old-cou...
Thankfully, @animefeminist.com gets it. www.animefeminist.com/from-old-cou...
May 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Look. I appreciate the human form as much as anyone. But with Amazon shoving "From Old Country Bumpkin..." at me *hard*, I look at the wardrobe on our protagonists, and wonder how it was tapped for US redistribution. 😮💨
Thankfully, @animefeminist.com gets it. www.animefeminist.com/from-old-cou...
Thankfully, @animefeminist.com gets it. www.animefeminist.com/from-old-cou...
Reposted by Keir Hansen
You know what? Here’s the difference between being blissfully ignorant, and being painfully aware. Only one of them is sustainable.
May 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
You know what? Here’s the difference between being blissfully ignorant, and being painfully aware. Only one of them is sustainable.
The Brothers McCreary had an absolute blast in Massachusetts tonight. I’m stunned Watchtower wasn’t the closer (you can riff that thing for days), but first to last, Bear was so happy and gracious, it was as much a joy to see as hear.
May 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
The Brothers McCreary had an absolute blast in Massachusetts tonight. I’m stunned Watchtower wasn’t the closer (you can riff that thing for days), but first to last, Bear was so happy and gracious, it was as much a joy to see as hear.
Is your trust withheld and earned, or given and maintained?
May 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Is your trust withheld and earned, or given and maintained?
Headed to see Bear McCreary in Boston tomorrow, because in deep in my chest, the rhythm my heart keeps will always be the “poundy drums” of BSG circa 2011.
So say we all.
So say we all.
May 23, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Headed to see Bear McCreary in Boston tomorrow, because in deep in my chest, the rhythm my heart keeps will always be the “poundy drums” of BSG circa 2011.
So say we all.
So say we all.
FINALLY! Not just one, but multiple opportunities to catch Bear Ghost closer to home!
May 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
FINALLY! Not just one, but multiple opportunities to catch Bear Ghost closer to home!
Show us your writing process in a GIF.
May 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Show us your writing process in a GIF.
It’s always about Susan.
May 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
It’s always about Susan.
With resolve, hope, and a measure of scar tissue on their sense of trust, our character breathes deeply to the point of tension in the ribcage, exhales in a casting out of depression, and rises. Tendons creak, shoulders take umbrage at being squared, but they stand without sadness. A new day.
May 16, 2025 at 10:29 AM
With resolve, hope, and a measure of scar tissue on their sense of trust, our character breathes deeply to the point of tension in the ribcage, exhales in a casting out of depression, and rises. Tendons creak, shoulders take umbrage at being squared, but they stand without sadness. A new day.