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Drunk raccoon found passed out on liquor store floor after breaking in
Drunk raccoon found passed out on liquor store floor after breaking in
The intoxicated animal suffered no injuries and was released back into the wild by animal protection once sober.
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December 3, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Drunk raccoon found passed out on liquor store floor after breaking in
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Concerts 2023-2025 Continued
December 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Concerts 2023-2025 Continued
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At a comedy show and they make a joke about the KKK and the guy behind me leans over to his friend and says “KKK- that’s a racist organization”
October 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
At a comedy show and they make a joke about the KKK and the guy behind me leans over to his friend and says “KKK- that’s a racist organization”
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Don't like the term "douchecanoe," you're not improving the insult. Don't even know what that means
October 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Don't like the term "douchecanoe," you're not improving the insult. Don't even know what that means
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Social media has destroyed the fabric of civilization buts it’s also helped me a lot personally
October 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Social media has destroyed the fabric of civilization buts it’s also helped me a lot personally
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I’m sorry, sir, but that information is yassified.
October 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I’m sorry, sir, but that information is yassified.
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Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out
October 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out
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throw the ball, hit the ball, catch the ball. that's the name of the game right there
October 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
throw the ball, hit the ball, catch the ball. that's the name of the game right there
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in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa
October 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa
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i've never been inconvenienced before and i hope i never will be. it sounds terrible
October 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
i've never been inconvenienced before and i hope i never will be. it sounds terrible
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The “we just have to get through these four years” guys are a trip. It’s over, we lost, we’re locked into 40-50 years of this shit.
September 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The “we just have to get through these four years” guys are a trip. It’s over, we lost, we’re locked into 40-50 years of this shit.
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My story is a simple one
August 31, 2025 at 11:31 PM
My story is a simple one
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Once again, here is my video as I died and went to PARADISE for a a day, in beautiful Victoria Canada. Enjoy.
August 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Once again, here is my video as I died and went to PARADISE for a a day, in beautiful Victoria Canada. Enjoy.
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restaurants are a scam. most restaurants secretly have a kitchen in the back that you’re not allowed to see where they prepare all the food
August 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
restaurants are a scam. most restaurants secretly have a kitchen in the back that you’re not allowed to see where they prepare all the food
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i expect that in the future, historians will regard the year 2025 as the year of peanut butter. from crunchy to creamy, from bargain brands to high-end organic offerings, many a jar of peanut butter has hit grocery store shelves this year. you can bet on it – just make sure to check the spread
July 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
i expect that in the future, historians will regard the year 2025 as the year of peanut butter. from crunchy to creamy, from bargain brands to high-end organic offerings, many a jar of peanut butter has hit grocery store shelves this year. you can bet on it – just make sure to check the spread
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I want to see entire departments convert to one sect of Christianity and start holy wars against each other. I want to see the Thirty Years War localized entirely to the US federal government. Why the fuck not
WASHINGTON (Reuters) -U.S. federal employees may try to recruit their coworkers to join their religion, the Trump administration said on Monday in a statement allowing workers to organize prayer groups for non-work hours.
July 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I want to see entire departments convert to one sect of Christianity and start holy wars against each other. I want to see the Thirty Years War localized entirely to the US federal government. Why the fuck not
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Turn every fast food franchise into a tax exempt religious temple to an appropriate greco-Roman God
July 17, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Turn every fast food franchise into a tax exempt religious temple to an appropriate greco-Roman God
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in the latest clipse album pusha t has admitted to selling cocaine
July 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
in the latest clipse album pusha t has admitted to selling cocaine
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Iran could activate all the sleeper cells it has and it would be background noise to the mass shootings Americans are already doing to each other
June 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Iran could activate all the sleeper cells it has and it would be background noise to the mass shootings Americans are already doing to each other
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Plan your day
June 18, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Plan your day
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This is the last thing the BBC needs
June 17, 2025 at 5:44 AM
This is the last thing the BBC needs
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my eight-month-old son won't drive a car. i set him in the driver's seat, buckle him in, even put the key in the ignition for him, and he just sits there and smiles at me. i'm at my wit's end
June 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM
my eight-month-old son won't drive a car. i set him in the driver's seat, buckle him in, even put the key in the ignition for him, and he just sits there and smiles at me. i'm at my wit's end
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As part of the red-carpet treatment, Saudi officials arranged for a fully operational mobile McDonald’s unit to accompany President Trump during his stay.
According to local reports, the unit was set up near the Saudi Royal Court.
According to local reports, the unit was set up near the Saudi Royal Court.
May 13, 2025 at 1:34 PM
As part of the red-carpet treatment, Saudi officials arranged for a fully operational mobile McDonald’s unit to accompany President Trump during his stay.
According to local reports, the unit was set up near the Saudi Royal Court.
According to local reports, the unit was set up near the Saudi Royal Court.
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We need a leftist Andrew Tate. We need a leftist Fox News. We need a casino where you don't gamble and they give you free money. I refuse to understand the ecosystem I'm in the center of and I will not leave or modify my behavior. We need leftist McNuggets
May 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
We need a leftist Andrew Tate. We need a leftist Fox News. We need a casino where you don't gamble and they give you free money. I refuse to understand the ecosystem I'm in the center of and I will not leave or modify my behavior. We need leftist McNuggets