Kef-Meister 📚🐶
@kef-meister.bsky.social
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Kef-Meister 📚🐶
@kef-meister.bsky.social
· Oct 21
Hi, I'm Kef - Dutch internet-savvy old fogey and self-proclaimed funnyman with a fabricated PhD in comedy.
Figured I'd jump on the bandwagon after yet another Twitter dumpster-fire.
I'm here to lurk, make funnies and be pleasant.
Eat. Drink. Take yer meds. And darn it: Be kind.
Figured I'd jump on the bandwagon after yet another Twitter dumpster-fire.
I'm here to lurk, make funnies and be pleasant.
Eat. Drink. Take yer meds. And darn it: Be kind.
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A "World Databook" with expanded lore has been shared for #MetroidPrime4Beyond on Nintendo Today!
#OperationMetroidPrime4
shinesparkers.net/metroid-prim...
#OperationMetroidPrime4
shinesparkers.net/metroid-prim...
December 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
A "World Databook" with expanded lore has been shared for #MetroidPrime4Beyond on Nintendo Today!
#OperationMetroidPrime4
shinesparkers.net/metroid-prim...
#OperationMetroidPrime4
shinesparkers.net/metroid-prim...
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Unused NPC dialogue in #MetroidPrime4Beyond has been discovered through datamining. Find out more by reading our new post.
#OperationMetroidPrime4
shinesparkers.net/unused-dialo...
#OperationMetroidPrime4
shinesparkers.net/unused-dialo...
December 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Unused NPC dialogue in #MetroidPrime4Beyond has been discovered through datamining. Find out more by reading our new post.
#OperationMetroidPrime4
shinesparkers.net/unused-dialo...
#OperationMetroidPrime4
shinesparkers.net/unused-dialo...
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Wave 2 of the Nintendo Switch Online icons for #MetroidPrime4Beyond are now available!
#OperationMetroidPrime4
shinesparkers.net/wave-2-of-me...
#OperationMetroidPrime4
shinesparkers.net/wave-2-of-me...
December 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Wave 2 of the Nintendo Switch Online icons for #MetroidPrime4Beyond are now available!
#OperationMetroidPrime4
shinesparkers.net/wave-2-of-me...
#OperationMetroidPrime4
shinesparkers.net/wave-2-of-me...
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Metroid Prime 4: Beyond Holographic Poster Set physical reward up on My Nintendo Rewards (1000 Platinum Points) buff.ly/9MmTsG5
December 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Metroid Prime 4: Beyond Holographic Poster Set physical reward up on My Nintendo Rewards (1000 Platinum Points) buff.ly/9MmTsG5
Gonna start a business selling BLT's without the L's - because nobody deserves an L in their day-to-day.
December 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Gonna start a business selling BLT's without the L's - because nobody deserves an L in their day-to-day.
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You absolutely, incredible, lovely madlad. Holy shit. I did *not* expect this.
Happy Holidays to all the dang y'all! ❤️💚❤️
Happy Holidays to all the dang y'all! ❤️💚❤️
THIS! THIS IS EVERYTHING I'VE WANTED! Thanks to @mistermorgue.com's amazing art skills and patience I got this wonderful comm of @claradogford.bsky.social @herojose.bsky.social @zanevtx.vtubers.social @kef-meister.bsky.social and myself in sexy Chrimmas Outfits!!!! Y'all need to go hit them up ASAP!
December 9, 2025 at 4:06 AM
You absolutely, incredible, lovely madlad. Holy shit. I did *not* expect this.
Happy Holidays to all the dang y'all! ❤️💚❤️
Happy Holidays to all the dang y'all! ❤️💚❤️
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THIS! THIS IS EVERYTHING I'VE WANTED! Thanks to @mistermorgue.com's amazing art skills and patience I got this wonderful comm of @claradogford.bsky.social @herojose.bsky.social @zanevtx.vtubers.social @kef-meister.bsky.social and myself in sexy Chrimmas Outfits!!!! Y'all need to go hit them up ASAP!
December 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
THIS! THIS IS EVERYTHING I'VE WANTED! Thanks to @mistermorgue.com's amazing art skills and patience I got this wonderful comm of @claradogford.bsky.social @herojose.bsky.social @zanevtx.vtubers.social @kef-meister.bsky.social and myself in sexy Chrimmas Outfits!!!! Y'all need to go hit them up ASAP!
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December 8, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it.
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
How to quit Spotify
This Black Friday, here's a guide to finding the best Spotify alternative
www.bloodinthemachine.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it.
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
If you see this, post your favorite Pokémon! 💚
December 7, 2025 at 7:50 AM
If you see this, post your favorite Pokémon! 💚
I've been experiencing difficulties seeing another's perspectives, and recognizing my own emotional state lately -- and while there's neurological explanations, it's nothing short of extremely damaging and frustrating.
But the worst I could do is to stay quiet - can't listen to myself then.
But the worst I could do is to stay quiet - can't listen to myself then.
December 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I've been experiencing difficulties seeing another's perspectives, and recognizing my own emotional state lately -- and while there's neurological explanations, it's nothing short of extremely damaging and frustrating.
But the worst I could do is to stay quiet - can't listen to myself then.
But the worst I could do is to stay quiet - can't listen to myself then.
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Happy Metroid Prime 4: Beyond release day!!
#MetroidPrime4Beyond
#MetroidPrime4Beyond
December 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Happy Metroid Prime 4: Beyond release day!!
#MetroidPrime4Beyond
#MetroidPrime4Beyond
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Throwing in another Samus for #MetroidPrime4 week! Based on my redesign, done up like a pc98 adventure game!
December 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Throwing in another Samus for #MetroidPrime4 week! Based on my redesign, done up like a pc98 adventure game!
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December 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Dutch pull out of Eurovision Song Festival due to Israel www.dutchnews.nl?p=260771
Dutch pull out of Eurovision Song Festival due to Israel
www.dutchnews.nl
December 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Dutch pull out of Eurovision Song Festival due to Israel www.dutchnews.nl?p=260771
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Get fucked Amazon, the only Prime Day I'm interested in is today. #MetroidPrime4
December 4, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Get fucked Amazon, the only Prime Day I'm interested in is today. #MetroidPrime4
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December 4, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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HAPPY METROID PRIME 4 LAUNCH DAY!
The day we've waited for since June 2017 has finally come. #Metroid Prime 4: Beyond is now out and playable at long, long, LONG last.
We hope that everyone enjoys the game, and we look forward to hearing your (spoiler-free) impressions! See you on Viewros!
The day we've waited for since June 2017 has finally come. #Metroid Prime 4: Beyond is now out and playable at long, long, LONG last.
We hope that everyone enjoys the game, and we look forward to hearing your (spoiler-free) impressions! See you on Viewros!
December 4, 2025 at 5:12 AM
HAPPY METROID PRIME 4 LAUNCH DAY!
The day we've waited for since June 2017 has finally come. #Metroid Prime 4: Beyond is now out and playable at long, long, LONG last.
We hope that everyone enjoys the game, and we look forward to hearing your (spoiler-free) impressions! See you on Viewros!
The day we've waited for since June 2017 has finally come. #Metroid Prime 4: Beyond is now out and playable at long, long, LONG last.
We hope that everyone enjoys the game, and we look forward to hearing your (spoiler-free) impressions! See you on Viewros!
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Pssst I watched another youtube video adding to my growing want and need to see billionaires stop existing. Quote from the video:
"I just think it's kind of interesting that during what's referred to as the Golden Age of Capitalism, the government did a bunch of socialism."
youtu.be/W8Z3MfNpJpE
"I just think it's kind of interesting that during what's referred to as the Golden Age of Capitalism, the government did a bunch of socialism."
youtu.be/W8Z3MfNpJpE
Greed is Destroying the World
YouTube video by Drew Gooden
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Pssst I watched another youtube video adding to my growing want and need to see billionaires stop existing. Quote from the video:
"I just think it's kind of interesting that during what's referred to as the Golden Age of Capitalism, the government did a bunch of socialism."
youtu.be/W8Z3MfNpJpE
"I just think it's kind of interesting that during what's referred to as the Golden Age of Capitalism, the government did a bunch of socialism."
youtu.be/W8Z3MfNpJpE